| Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match 20:52 - Nov 7 with 26844 views | TRUE_BLUE123 |
Have fully nicked this off Ipswich Fanzone twitter, but it had me laughing. So I decided to bring it to TWTD.
Home or Away game.. fire away |  |
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| Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 11:36 - Jan 9 with 1779 views | StochesStotasBlewe |
| Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 08:54 - Jan 9 by Lord_Lucan |
No, it was she.
Anyone remember the bloke from Norwich who looked like Jesus?
Many an away game - "Jesus is our leader" |
I remember him. There was also another character in the 70,s who, if my memory serves me right, used to be called robot, big thick rimmed specs and built like a brick sh1thouse. “Robot is our leader”. Might be imagining it though. |  |
| We have no village green, or a shop.
It's very, very quiet.
I can walk to the pub. |
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| Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 16:47 - Jan 9 with 1645 views | carlisleaway |
Not a song, but after the Texaco Cup Final at Carrot Road. After winning the trophy and in the end opposite the Barclays we managed to get on the pitch after jumping on the little blue invalid cars.
Not proud of it now, but bring a teenager back in the early 70s we were laughing our heads off when we eventually made our way onto the pitch to celebrate our win. |  | | |
| Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 17:09 - Jan 9 with 1630 views | happybeingblue |
i cant read and i cant write but that dont really matter cos i support ipswich town and i can drive a tractor....sung by the west ham at us back in the day always made me laugh anyway |  | | |
| Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 17:10 - Jan 9 with 1625 views | Lord_Lucan |
| Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 10:38 - Jan 9 by ChateauWines |
Not Ipswich but totally true from Southend game in 80's I was at.
Tannoy announcer, "Would the owner of a Ford Escort ABC 123 N (cant remember reg) please make yourself known to a steward immediately." Ten minutes later the message repeated with far greater sense of urgency. A further ten minutes later, " To the owner of the Ford Escort, not to worry, the fire brigade have now put your car out!." |
Back in the late 70’s from my fuddled memory I recall almost every game the bloke on the tannoy (public address system) saying something like “Mr Smith, please call home, your house is on fire” or “Mr Jones, your wife has just given birth to four children”.
Great days. |  |
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| Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 17:14 - Jan 9 with 1618 views | happybeingblue |
| Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 02:32 - Jan 9 by Perublue |
Not the funniest thing ever but i am more intrigued if anyone remembers THE MONK in Churchmans early-mid 80's .... My old dad started taking me to Portman Road just after the glory years and as a young boy that man chanting some gregorian sounding thing with wafts of delicious cigarette smoke hitting me in the face left quite the impression....I am sure the guy had been around long before me but it was funny and odd.
I will say my fave and funniest chant was always "she fell over,she fell over" ususally directed towards an oppo dive |
isnt it cheat fellover :) | | | |
| Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 17:25 - Jan 9 with 1592 views | SamWhiteUK |
| Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 17:14 - Jan 9 by happybeingblue |
isnt it cheat fellover :) |
You're the second person to have got this wrong in this thread |  | | |
| Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 17:38 - Jan 9 with 1573 views | allezlesbleus |
| Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 17:09 - Jan 9 by happybeingblue |
i cant read and i cant write but that dont really matter cos i support ipswich town and i can drive a tractor....sung by the west ham at us back in the day always made me laugh anyway |
I thought they used to sing that, but changed the ending from "I can drive a tractor" to "I'm a fecking w****r". |  | | |
| Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 17:59 - Jan 9 with 1550 views | happybeingblue |
| Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 17:25 - Jan 9 by SamWhiteUK |
You're the second person to have got this wrong in this thread |
ha ha well i guess both options work , the old ' you couldnt score in a brothel was a good one as well' | | | |
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| Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 18:00 - Jan 9 with 1549 views | happybeingblue |
| Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 17:38 - Jan 9 by allezlesbleus |
I thought they used to sing that, but changed the ending from "I can drive a tractor" to "I'm a fecking w****r". |
knowing west ham more than likely :) | | | |
| Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 18:24 - Jan 9 with 1532 views | allezlesbleus |
| Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 17:59 - Jan 9 by happybeingblue |
ha ha well i guess both options work , the old ' you couldnt score in a brothel was a good one as well' |
I remember being a naïve 9 or 10 year old, hanging on the wrong side of the railing on the entrance of the corner of the West Stand / North Stand around about 1978. An opposition (think it was Spurs or West Ham) striker missed a sitter and the lads in the West Stand pipped up with the "couldn't score in a brothel" chant. I looked over and asked the meathead standing next to me......'scuse me mate, what's a brothel? | | | |
| Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 06:07 - Jan 10 with 1413 views | Lord_Lucan |
| Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 17:09 - Jan 9 by happybeingblue |
i cant read and i cant write but that dont really matter cos i support ipswich town and i can drive a tractor....sung by the west ham at us back in the day always made me laugh anyway |
That was our own song!
Non Ipswich but best chant in football history IMHO (apart from You're gonna get your fecking head kicked in) was Man City
They were about to appoint Liam Brady as manager but something changed and they appointed managerial disaster Alan Ball.
To the tune of Wonderwall - "I said maybe, we should have got Liam Brady, but after all, we got Alan Ball" | |
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| Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 06:45 - Jan 10 with 1394 views | ColchesterBlue1985 |
| Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 08:54 - Jan 9 by Lord_Lucan |
No, it was she.
Anyone remember the bloke from Norwich who looked like Jesus?
Many an away game - "Jesus is our leader" |
Do you mean they play off second leg? |  | | |
| Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 06:32 - Feb 12 with 1166 views | bahri |
Chap last night kept shouting 'Lino cataracts'
Made me smile thru the gloom [Post edited 12 Feb 2020 6:54]
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| Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 07:24 - Feb 12 with 1081 views | Sir_Bob |
When Lee Chapman got exposed as a cheat in the 'News of the World', the North Stand sung 'You only score in Ibiza', to which he laugh and clapped the stand.
A dozen games in and he still hadn't scored, he didn't find the song, which was still being sung, so amusing. |  | | |
| Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 07:31 - Feb 12 with 1071 views | Oxford_Blue |
“We have the best squad in the league” | | | |
| Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 08:54 - Feb 12 with 1019 views | Devereuxxx |
Back in the mid-late 00's there was a bloke in the SBR upper which only had 1 line that he shouted repeatedly every game.
'JASON DE VOS FOR F*** SAKE, I'VE SEEN MILK TURN QUICKER' |  | | |
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