Please log in or register. Registered visitors get fewer ads.
Forum index | Previous Thread | Next thread
I've got every sympathy here, but... 12:36 - Feb 18 with 1341 viewsBlueBadger

...WHY would you go to the papers with THIS?

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/glasgow-dad-constant-pain-after

[Post edited 18 Feb 12:37]

These people are called idiots and BB is their leader.
Poll: Where does Mr Tickle's Covid-19 exclusion space start?
Blog: From Despair to Where?

0

I've got every sympathy here, but... on 12:51 - Feb 18 with 1227 viewsfooters

"There wasn’t another male doctor available to send out."

Whenever I have my monthly priapism, always find it's a female member of staff who is able to most effectively help. If no doctor is available, a receptionist or cleaner will suffice.

"We go again" - Cup finals remaining: 8 - Football cliches remaining: 0 - Dear oh dear
Poll: Urinal etiquette: talking while wazzing

0
I've got every sympathy here, but... on 12:52 - Feb 18 with 1215 viewsBlueBadger

I've got every sympathy here, but... on 12:51 - Feb 18 by footers

"There wasn’t another male doctor available to send out."

Whenever I have my monthly priapism, always find it's a female member of staff who is able to most effectively help. If no doctor is available, a receptionist or cleaner will suffice.


can't understand why he's trying to get his GP out when surely he should be pestering the urologist who actually did the work or, as a last resort, pitching up at A&E with it?

These people are called idiots and BB is their leader.
Poll: Where does Mr Tickle's Covid-19 exclusion space start?
Blog: From Despair to Where?

0
I've got every sympathy here, but... on 12:54 - Feb 18 with 1213 viewsHARRY10

I've got every sympathy here, but... on 12:51 - Feb 18 by footers

"There wasn’t another male doctor available to send out."

Whenever I have my monthly priapism, always find it's a female member of staff who is able to most effectively help. If no doctor is available, a receptionist or cleaner will suffice.


I was once told by a female doctor that I would have to stop w8nking

A bit taken aback I asked her why

.....................................She said it was making her desk shake
[Post edited 18 Feb 12:55]
4

I've got every sympathy here, but... on 13:03 - Feb 18 with 1191 viewsRyorry

Surely some, err, handyman/woman could fashion him some kind of lightweight frame to buckle onto his waist & keep his clothes from touching him? Anyone adept at sewing could then alter his pants/trousers.

Poll: Wd there be so many posts on pees/poos/urinals etc if we were still tabletoppers

0

I've got every sympathy here, but... on 13:07 - Feb 18 with 1154 viewsitfcjoe

This photo is brilliant - "make it look like you are in pain please Sir"


Poll: Club vs country? What would you choose
Blog: What is Going on With the Academy at Ipswich Town?

1
I've got every sympathy here, but... on 13:41 - Feb 18 with 1035 viewsFtnfwest

I've got every sympathy here, but... on 13:03 - Feb 18 by Ryorry

Surely some, err, handyman/woman could fashion him some kind of lightweight frame to buckle onto his waist & keep his clothes from touching him? Anyone adept at sewing could then alter his pants/trousers.


this is a great idea... er, you do it
0
I've got every sympathy here, but... on 13:46 - Feb 18 with 1009 viewsRyorry

I've got every sympathy here, but... on 13:41 - Feb 18 by Ftnfwest

this is a great idea... er, you do it


I'm rubbish at sewing!

Poll: Wd there be so many posts on pees/poos/urinals etc if we were still tabletoppers

1

I've got every sympathy here, but... on 13:48 - Feb 18 with 991 viewsNthsuffolkblue

For some reason that article hadn't appeared in my news feed.

Now you have made me click on it in all innocence I hate to think what will.

Poll: Should there be a second referendum?
Blog: [Blog] Ghostbusters

1
Login to get fewer ads

I've got every sympathy here, but... on 13:51 - Feb 18 with 977 viewsgiant_ullaa

I've got every sympathy here, but... on 12:52 - Feb 18 by BlueBadger

can't understand why he's trying to get his GP out when surely he should be pestering the urologist who actually did the work or, as a last resort, pitching up at A&E with it?


Yes If my little freddie was that sore, I'd want it sorted regardless of embarrassment of going out with a boner. And if he can't bare clothes touching it, how the fck does he sleep and how does that towel not rub it? My spidey senses detect a fellow mental.
[Post edited 18 Feb 13:51]

Has anyone ever looked at their own postings for last day or so? Oh my... so sorry.
Poll: What cheaky move will the Russian navy pull in the channel?

0
I've got every sympathy here, but... on 14:03 - Feb 18 with 925 viewsRyorry

I've got every sympathy here, but... on 13:51 - Feb 18 by giant_ullaa

Yes If my little freddie was that sore, I'd want it sorted regardless of embarrassment of going out with a boner. And if he can't bare clothes touching it, how the fck does he sleep and how does that towel not rub it? My spidey senses detect a fellow mental.
[Post edited 18 Feb 13:51]


Only on TWTD - thread of the day - "How *not* to have an erection, followed by forensic questioning to ascertain whether fake news or not, based on real life experiences or empathetic imagining of posters!

Poll: Wd there be so many posts on pees/poos/urinals etc if we were still tabletoppers

1
I've got every sympathy here, but... on 14:15 - Feb 18 with 882 viewsBlueBadger

I've got every sympathy here, but... on 13:03 - Feb 18 by Ryorry

Surely some, err, handyman/woman could fashion him some kind of lightweight frame to buckle onto his waist & keep his clothes from touching him? Anyone adept at sewing could then alter his pants/trousers.


You seem to have thought about this quite a bit.

These people are called idiots and BB is their leader.
Poll: Where does Mr Tickle's Covid-19 exclusion space start?
Blog: From Despair to Where?

0

I've got every sympathy here, but... on 14:27 - Feb 18 with 841 viewsjeera

I'm not sure what the various poses are for.

The decor is a bit rough. And is that a unicorn on that pillow?

Also couldn't help notice this on the same page:

"Glasgow man pulled over by cops after walking woman on leash wearing dog mask".

Well it looks like a duck, it sounds like a duck. Nope, dunno what it is.
Poll: Xmas dinner: Yorkshires or not?

0
I've got every sympathy here, but... on 14:28 - Feb 18 with 838 viewsRyorry

I've got every sympathy here, but... on 14:15 - Feb 18 by BlueBadger

You seem to have thought about this quite a bit.



Poll: Wd there be so many posts on pees/poos/urinals etc if we were still tabletoppers

0
I've got every sympathy here, but... on 15:24 - Feb 18 with 767 viewsBlueBadger

I've got every sympathy here, but... on 13:51 - Feb 18 by giant_ullaa

Yes If my little freddie was that sore, I'd want it sorted regardless of embarrassment of going out with a boner. And if he can't bare clothes touching it, how the fck does he sleep and how does that towel not rub it? My spidey senses detect a fellow mental.
[Post edited 18 Feb 13:51]


Is Little Freddie your first or second cousin?

These people are called idiots and BB is their leader.
Poll: Where does Mr Tickle's Covid-19 exclusion space start?
Blog: From Despair to Where?

0

I've got every sympathy here, but... on 23:01 - Feb 18 with 534 viewsWeWereZombies

Couldn't help noticing that this occurred after a ton and a half of glass fell on him, no wonder he's in pane...

Poll: The United Kingdom is in danger of getting relegated from the G7, what to do?

0
I've got every sympathy here, but... on 23:04 - Feb 18 with 530 viewsjeera

I've got every sympathy here, but... on 23:01 - Feb 18 by WeWereZombies

Couldn't help noticing that this occurred after a ton and a half of glass fell on him, no wonder he's in pane...


That is just so see through.

Well it looks like a duck, it sounds like a duck. Nope, dunno what it is.
Poll: Xmas dinner: Yorkshires or not?

0
I've got every sympathy here, but... on 23:10 - Feb 18 with 523 viewsWeWereZombies

I've got every sympathy here, but... on 23:04 - Feb 18 by jeera

That is just so see through.


And the poor guy cannot even say he is like putty in the hands of the nurses...

Poll: The United Kingdom is in danger of getting relegated from the G7, what to do?

0

Please log in or register. Registered visitors get fewer ads.
About Us Contact Us Terms & Conditions Privacy Cookies Advertising
© TWTD 1995-2020