| Best Football Put Downs 06:36 - Feb 26 with 2104 views | Alexwaddell |
My favourite-
The only way he could be a coach is to knock out his teeth and put in seats
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| Best Football Put Downs on 06:44 - Feb 26 with 2075 views | GaryCooper |
He can trap it further than he can kick it. |  | | |
| Best Football Put Downs on 06:52 - Feb 26 with 2064 views | Moriarty |
I’ve heard of a ref who was dealing with a player who he was about to send off. The player was protesting, telling the ref what a bad ref he’d be if he sent him off. So the ref said “if I was as bad a player as you, I wouldn’t have waited to be sent off. I’d have done everyone a favour and walked off a long time ago”. |  |
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| Best Football Put Downs on 06:54 - Feb 26 with 2050 views | Plums |
His second touch is always a tackle |  |
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| Best Football Put Downs on 08:01 - Feb 26 with 1973 views | TRUE_BLUE123 |
Clough used to call Crossley Jigsaw. Cause he went to pieces in the box |  |
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| Best Football Put Downs on 08:31 - Feb 26 with 1946 views | BlueBadger |
Once said directly to me: 'BB, you've got a wonderful football brain,tTrouble is, it's attached to the two worst football feet I've ever seen'. |  |
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| Best Football Put Downs on 08:45 - Feb 26 with 1916 views | WarkTheWarkITFC |
Goalkeeper / Poor attempt at a save
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| Best Football Put Downs on 08:49 - Feb 26 with 1903 views | HARRY10 |
| Best Football Put Downs on 06:54 - Feb 26 by Plums |
His second touch is always a tackle |
Docherty sold Tony Hateley to us from Chelsea for a then club record £100,000.
After he'd signed for us Docherty said he was glad to get rid of him, his first touch was so bad the ball should have a note attached saying "to whom it may concern". | | | |
| Best Football Put Downs on 09:00 - Feb 26 with 1870 views | GaryCooper |
Someone lacking direction when heading the ball has a head like a thrupenny bit. | | | |
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| Best Football Put Downs on 09:05 - Feb 26 with 1859 views | WeWereZombies |
| Best Football Put Downs on 09:00 - Feb 26 by GaryCooper |
Someone lacking direction when heading the ball has a head like a thrupenny bit. |
What was the jibe that used to be thrown at Sam Parkin - allen key or socket head, something like that? |  |
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| Best Football Put Downs on 09:07 - Feb 26 with 1849 views | GaryCooper |
| Best Football Put Downs on 09:05 - Feb 26 by WeWereZombies |
What was the jibe that used to be thrown at Sam Parkin - allen key or socket head, something like that? |
Hadn't heard it directed at Parkin, but it only really works if someone actually wins the header! | | | |
| Best Football Put Downs on 09:07 - Feb 26 with 1846 views | Beckets |
| Best Football Put Downs on 08:49 - Feb 26 by HARRY10 |
Docherty sold Tony Hateley to us from Chelsea for a then club record £100,000.
After he'd signed for us Docherty said he was glad to get rid of him, his first touch was so bad the ball should have a note attached saying "to whom it may concern". |
Us....so you’re a Liverpool fan. What are you doing on here then? |  | | |
| Best Football Put Downs on 09:29 - Feb 26 with 1802 views | TheSelkirk |
Believe the person was speaking about Leeds goalkeeper Gary Sprake when he said "if he threw himself in front of a bus it would probably go under him" |  | | |
| Best Football Put Downs on 09:34 - Feb 26 with 1794 views | Darth_Koont |
Heard at a Hibs game back in the 80s.
Shout from the terrace: "C'mon Joe! Show us a bit o yer magic!"
Deadpan reply from further back: "Aye. F@*#ing disappear." |  |
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