| Horse racing joke 17:25 - May 13 with 2361 views | fuglitown |
A bookie is walking the course before the grand national a man is fishing in BeecherS brook he says to him you won’t catch anything in there. man says what odds will you give me 100/1 says bookie man says I’ll have a pound on that. 1hour later bookie walks past the man who has a fish damm says the bookie there’s your 25 pound man says oi I had 1pound at 100/1 bookie says you only get a quarter of the odds for a place. |  | | |  |
| Horse racing joke on 17:28 - May 13 with 1776 views | factual_blue |
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| Horse racing joke on 17:31 - May 13 with 1756 views | Wallingford_Boy |
Big difference between punctuation, grammar, spelling mistake and a typo too! |  |
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| Horse racing joke on 17:31 - May 13 with 1752 views | fuglitown |
You like my jokes don’t you . You do go on say it. | | | |
| Horse racing joke on 17:32 - May 13 with 1739 views | J2BLUE |
| Horse racing joke on 17:31 - May 13 by fuglitown |
You like my jokes don’t you . You do go on say it. |
I liked it. |  |
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| Horse racing joke on 17:38 - May 13 with 1732 views | factual_blue |
| Horse racing joke on 17:31 - May 13 by fuglitown |
You like my jokes don’t you . You do go on say it. |
I've seen that interesting spacing around full stops before.... | |
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| Horse racing joke on 17:40 - May 13 with 1725 views | factual_blue |
| Horse racing joke on 17:32 - May 13 by J2BLUE |
I liked it. |
Fuggers is to jokes what you are to cooking.
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| Horse racing joke on 17:43 - May 13 with 1715 views | jeera |
| Horse racing joke on 17:32 - May 13 by J2BLUE |
I liked it. |
The delivery wasn't great and 'plaice' might have been a better choice than place.
Other than that, it was crap.
It's a dad joke isn't it. The sort my old man would have found funny and told everyone a hundred times. |  |
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| Horse racing joke on 17:47 - May 13 with 1681 views | WeWereZombies |
| Horse racing joke on 17:43 - May 13 by jeera |
The delivery wasn't great and 'plaice' might have been a better choice than place.
Other than that, it was crap.
It's a dad joke isn't it. The sort my old man would have found funny and told everyone a hundred times. |
He is certainly floundering when you find his jokes carp... |  |
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| Horse racing joke on 17:47 - May 13 with 1680 views | fuglitown |
| Horse racing joke on 17:43 - May 13 by jeera |
The delivery wasn't great and 'plaice' might have been a better choice than place.
Other than that, it was crap.
It's a dad joke isn't it. The sort my old man would have found funny and told everyone a hundred times. |
Come on guys cheer up. | | | |
| Horse racing joke on 17:50 - May 13 with 1672 views | fuglitown |
Ok two monkeys in a bath one says ooooooooooo the other one says put some cold water in then. | | | |
| Horse racing joke on 17:50 - May 13 with 1672 views | jeera |
| Horse racing joke on 17:47 - May 13 by fuglitown |
Come on guys cheer up. |
Sorry. I'm just being miserable for the halibut. | |
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| Horse racing joke on 18:09 - May 13 with 1641 views | WeWereZombies |
| Horse racing joke on 17:50 - May 13 by jeera |
Sorry. I'm just being miserable for the halibut. |
Hang in tilapia days come along, mate | |
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| Horse racing joke on 18:14 - May 13 with 1629 views | jeera |
| Horse racing joke on 18:09 - May 13 by WeWereZombies |
Hang in tilapia days come along, mate |
It's just some days I feel the whiting's on the wall. | |
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| Horse racing joke on 18:19 - May 13 with 1622 views | footers |
| Horse racing joke on 18:14 - May 13 by jeera |
It's just some days I feel the whiting's on the wall. |
Cheer up, don't be a sprat. |  |
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| Horse racing joke on 18:19 - May 13 with 1620 views | WeWereZombies |
| Horse racing joke on 18:14 - May 13 by jeera |
It's just some days I feel the whiting's on the wall. |
While I have your attention, do you know if the Sex Pistols included 'Anchovy in the UK' on 'Never Mind The Pollocks'? | |
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| Horse racing joke on 18:21 - May 13 with 1616 views | jeera |
| Horse racing joke on 18:19 - May 13 by footers |
Cheer up, don't be a sprat. |
I know, I know.
Like it or lumpfish. | |
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| Horse racing joke on 18:24 - May 13 with 1609 views | footers |
| Horse racing joke on 18:21 - May 13 by jeera |
I know, I know.
Like it or lumpfish. |
The world's your oyster, mate. No need to be crabby or clam up. | |
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| Horse racing joke on 18:24 - May 13 with 1606 views | jeera |
| Horse racing joke on 18:19 - May 13 by WeWereZombies |
While I have your attention, do you know if the Sex Pistols included 'Anchovy in the UK' on 'Never Mind The Pollocks'? |
I'm not sure tbh.
I do remember Cod Save The Queen though. | |
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| Horse racing joke on 18:25 - May 13 with 1606 views | Plums |
| Horse racing joke on 18:09 - May 13 by WeWereZombies |
Hang in tilapia days come along, mate |
That’s a trawling |  |
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| Horse racing joke on 18:39 - May 13 with 1588 views | factual_blue |
| Horse racing joke on 17:50 - May 13 by jeera |
Sorry. I'm just being miserable for the halibut. |
I prefer higher energy, turbot-charged jokes.
That John Dory is one of my favourite comedians - he's brill. I love herring his stuff. | |
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| Horse racing joke on 18:43 - May 13 with 1583 views | factual_blue |
| Horse racing joke on 18:25 - May 13 by Plums |
That’s a trawling |
It's way off bream. | |
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| Horse racing joke on 18:43 - May 13 with 1583 views | WeWereZombies |
| Horse racing joke on 18:24 - May 13 by jeera |
I'm not sure tbh.
I do remember Cod Save The Queen though. |
Yeah, I remember that, did Peter Hook play on it? At the moment I am listening to late eighties synth bands, 808 Skate mainly... | |
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| Horse racing joke on 18:47 - May 13 with 1576 views | Plums |
| Horse racing joke on 18:43 - May 13 by WeWereZombies |
Yeah, I remember that, did Peter Hook play on it? At the moment I am listening to late eighties synth bands, 808 Skate mainly... |
I listen to that whilst riding my motorbike and sidecarp combination | |
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| Horse racing joke on 18:48 - May 13 with 1575 views | Ewan_Oozami |
You have the delivery of an agrophobic DPD driver.. |  |
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| Horse racing joke on 19:06 - May 13 with 1555 views | WeWereZombies |
| Horse racing joke on 18:47 - May 13 by Plums |
I listen to that whilst riding my motorbike and sidecarp combination |
Difficult to do eelies when you have a sidecarp fitted... [Post edited 13 May 2020 19:46]
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