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Horse racing joke 17:25 - May 13 with 2354 viewsfuglitown

A bookie is walking the course before the grand national a man is fishing in BeecherS brook he says to him you won’t catch anything in there. man says what odds will you give me 100/1 says bookie man says I’ll have a pound on that. 1hour later bookie walks past the man who has a fish damm says the bookie there’s your 25 pound man says oi I had 1pound at 100/1 bookie says you only get a quarter of the odds for a place.
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Horse racing joke on 17:28 - May 13 with 1769 viewsfactual_blue


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Horse racing joke on 17:31 - May 13 with 1749 viewsWallingford_Boy

Horse racing joke on 17:28 - May 13 by factual_blue



Big difference between punctuation, grammar, spelling mistake and a typo too!

RIP Sir Bobby

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Horse racing joke on 17:31 - May 13 with 1745 viewsfuglitown

Horse racing joke on 17:28 - May 13 by factual_blue



You like my jokes don’t you . You do go on say it.
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Horse racing joke on 17:32 - May 13 with 1732 viewsJ2BLUE

Horse racing joke on 17:31 - May 13 by fuglitown

You like my jokes don’t you . You do go on say it.


I liked it.

Truly impaired.
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Horse racing joke on 17:38 - May 13 with 1725 viewsfactual_blue

Horse racing joke on 17:31 - May 13 by fuglitown

You like my jokes don’t you . You do go on say it.


I've seen that interesting spacing around full stops before....

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Horse racing joke on 17:40 - May 13 with 1718 viewsfactual_blue

Horse racing joke on 17:32 - May 13 by J2BLUE

I liked it.


Fuggers is to jokes what you are to cooking.



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Horse racing joke on 17:43 - May 13 with 1708 viewsjeera

Horse racing joke on 17:32 - May 13 by J2BLUE

I liked it.


The delivery wasn't great and 'plaice' might have been a better choice than place.

Other than that, it was crap.

It's a dad joke isn't it. The sort my old man would have found funny and told everyone a hundred times.

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Horse racing joke on 17:47 - May 13 with 1674 viewsWeWereZombies

Horse racing joke on 17:43 - May 13 by jeera

The delivery wasn't great and 'plaice' might have been a better choice than place.

Other than that, it was crap.

It's a dad joke isn't it. The sort my old man would have found funny and told everyone a hundred times.


He is certainly floundering when you find his jokes carp...

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Horse racing joke on 17:47 - May 13 with 1673 viewsfuglitown

Horse racing joke on 17:43 - May 13 by jeera

The delivery wasn't great and 'plaice' might have been a better choice than place.

Other than that, it was crap.

It's a dad joke isn't it. The sort my old man would have found funny and told everyone a hundred times.


Come on guys cheer up.
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Horse racing joke on 17:50 - May 13 with 1665 viewsfuglitown

Ok two monkeys in a bath one says ooooooooooo the other one says put some cold water in then.
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Horse racing joke on 17:50 - May 13 with 1665 viewsjeera

Horse racing joke on 17:47 - May 13 by fuglitown

Come on guys cheer up.


Sorry. I'm just being miserable for the halibut.

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Horse racing joke on 18:09 - May 13 with 1634 viewsWeWereZombies

Horse racing joke on 17:50 - May 13 by jeera

Sorry. I'm just being miserable for the halibut.


Hang in tilapia days come along, mate

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Horse racing joke on 18:14 - May 13 with 1622 viewsjeera

Horse racing joke on 18:09 - May 13 by WeWereZombies

Hang in tilapia days come along, mate


It's just some days I feel the whiting's on the wall.

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Horse racing joke on 18:19 - May 13 with 1615 viewsfooters

Horse racing joke on 18:14 - May 13 by jeera

It's just some days I feel the whiting's on the wall.


Cheer up, don't be a sprat.

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Horse racing joke on 18:19 - May 13 with 1613 viewsWeWereZombies

Horse racing joke on 18:14 - May 13 by jeera

It's just some days I feel the whiting's on the wall.


While I have your attention, do you know if the Sex Pistols included 'Anchovy in the UK' on 'Never Mind The Pollocks'?

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Horse racing joke on 18:21 - May 13 with 1609 viewsjeera

Horse racing joke on 18:19 - May 13 by footers

Cheer up, don't be a sprat.


I know, I know.

Like it or lumpfish.

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Horse racing joke on 18:24 - May 13 with 1602 viewsfooters

Horse racing joke on 18:21 - May 13 by jeera

I know, I know.

Like it or lumpfish.


The world's your oyster, mate. No need to be crabby or clam up.

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Horse racing joke on 18:24 - May 13 with 1599 viewsjeera

Horse racing joke on 18:19 - May 13 by WeWereZombies

While I have your attention, do you know if the Sex Pistols included 'Anchovy in the UK' on 'Never Mind The Pollocks'?


I'm not sure tbh.

I do remember Cod Save The Queen though.

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Horse racing joke on 18:25 - May 13 with 1599 viewsPlums

Horse racing joke on 18:09 - May 13 by WeWereZombies

Hang in tilapia days come along, mate


That’s a trawling

It's 106 miles to Portman Road, we've got a full tank of gas, half a round of Port Salut, it's dark... and we're wearing blue tinted sunglasses.
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Horse racing joke on 18:39 - May 13 with 1581 viewsfactual_blue

Horse racing joke on 17:50 - May 13 by jeera

Sorry. I'm just being miserable for the halibut.


I prefer higher energy, turbot-charged jokes.

That John Dory is one of my favourite comedians - he's brill. I love herring his stuff.

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Horse racing joke on 18:43 - May 13 with 1576 viewsfactual_blue

Horse racing joke on 18:25 - May 13 by Plums

That’s a trawling


It's way off bream.

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Horse racing joke on 18:43 - May 13 with 1576 viewsWeWereZombies

Horse racing joke on 18:24 - May 13 by jeera

I'm not sure tbh.

I do remember Cod Save The Queen though.


Yeah, I remember that, did Peter Hook play on it? At the moment I am listening to late eighties synth bands, 808 Skate mainly...

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Horse racing joke on 18:47 - May 13 with 1569 viewsPlums

Horse racing joke on 18:43 - May 13 by WeWereZombies

Yeah, I remember that, did Peter Hook play on it? At the moment I am listening to late eighties synth bands, 808 Skate mainly...


I listen to that whilst riding my motorbike and sidecarp combination

It's 106 miles to Portman Road, we've got a full tank of gas, half a round of Port Salut, it's dark... and we're wearing blue tinted sunglasses.
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Horse racing joke on 18:48 - May 13 with 1568 viewsEwan_Oozami

You have the delivery of an agrophobic DPD driver..

You are the obsolete SRN4 to my Fairey Rotodyne....
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Horse racing joke on 19:06 - May 13 with 1548 viewsWeWereZombies

Horse racing joke on 18:47 - May 13 by Plums

I listen to that whilst riding my motorbike and sidecarp combination


Difficult to do eelies when you have a sidecarp fitted...
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