Horse racing joke 17:25 - May 13 with 2354 views | fuglitown | A bookie is walking the course before the grand national a man is fishing in BeecherS brook he says to him you won’t catch anything in there. man says what odds will you give me 100/1 says bookie man says I’ll have a pound on that. 1hour later bookie walks past the man who has a fish damm says the bookie there’s your 25 pound man says oi I had 1pound at 100/1 bookie says you only get a quarter of the odds for a place. |  | | |  |
Horse racing joke on 17:28 - May 13 with 1769 views | factual_blue | |  |
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Horse racing joke on 17:31 - May 13 with 1749 views | Wallingford_Boy |
Big difference between punctuation, grammar, spelling mistake and a typo too! |  |
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Horse racing joke on 17:31 - May 13 with 1745 views | fuglitown |
You like my jokes don’t you . You do go on say it. |  | |  |
Horse racing joke on 17:32 - May 13 with 1732 views | J2BLUE |
Horse racing joke on 17:31 - May 13 by fuglitown | You like my jokes don’t you . You do go on say it. |
I liked it. |  |
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Horse racing joke on 17:38 - May 13 with 1725 views | factual_blue |
Horse racing joke on 17:31 - May 13 by fuglitown | You like my jokes don’t you . You do go on say it. |
I've seen that interesting spacing around full stops before.... |  |
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Horse racing joke on 17:40 - May 13 with 1718 views | factual_blue |
Horse racing joke on 17:32 - May 13 by J2BLUE | I liked it. |
Fuggers is to jokes what you are to cooking. |  |
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Horse racing joke on 17:43 - May 13 with 1708 views | jeera |
Horse racing joke on 17:32 - May 13 by J2BLUE | I liked it. |
The delivery wasn't great and 'plaice' might have been a better choice than place. Other than that, it was crap. It's a dad joke isn't it. The sort my old man would have found funny and told everyone a hundred times. |  |
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Horse racing joke on 17:47 - May 13 with 1674 views | WeWereZombies |
Horse racing joke on 17:43 - May 13 by jeera | The delivery wasn't great and 'plaice' might have been a better choice than place. Other than that, it was crap. It's a dad joke isn't it. The sort my old man would have found funny and told everyone a hundred times. |
He is certainly floundering when you find his jokes carp... |  |
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Horse racing joke on 17:47 - May 13 with 1673 views | fuglitown |
Horse racing joke on 17:43 - May 13 by jeera | The delivery wasn't great and 'plaice' might have been a better choice than place. Other than that, it was crap. It's a dad joke isn't it. The sort my old man would have found funny and told everyone a hundred times. |
Come on guys cheer up. |  | |  |
Horse racing joke on 17:50 - May 13 with 1665 views | fuglitown | Ok two monkeys in a bath one says ooooooooooo the other one says put some cold water in then. |  | |  |
Horse racing joke on 17:50 - May 13 with 1665 views | jeera |
Horse racing joke on 17:47 - May 13 by fuglitown | Come on guys cheer up. |
Sorry. I'm just being miserable for the halibut. |  |
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Horse racing joke on 18:09 - May 13 with 1634 views | WeWereZombies |
Horse racing joke on 17:50 - May 13 by jeera | Sorry. I'm just being miserable for the halibut. |
Hang in tilapia days come along, mate |  |
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Horse racing joke on 18:14 - May 13 with 1622 views | jeera |
Horse racing joke on 18:09 - May 13 by WeWereZombies | Hang in tilapia days come along, mate |
It's just some days I feel the whiting's on the wall. |  |
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Horse racing joke on 18:19 - May 13 with 1615 views | footers |
Horse racing joke on 18:14 - May 13 by jeera | It's just some days I feel the whiting's on the wall. |
Cheer up, don't be a sprat. |  |
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Horse racing joke on 18:19 - May 13 with 1613 views | WeWereZombies |
Horse racing joke on 18:14 - May 13 by jeera | It's just some days I feel the whiting's on the wall. |
While I have your attention, do you know if the Sex Pistols included 'Anchovy in the UK' on 'Never Mind The Pollocks'? |  |
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Horse racing joke on 18:21 - May 13 with 1609 views | jeera |
Horse racing joke on 18:19 - May 13 by footers | Cheer up, don't be a sprat. |
I know, I know. Like it or lumpfish. |  |
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Horse racing joke on 18:24 - May 13 with 1602 views | footers |
Horse racing joke on 18:21 - May 13 by jeera | I know, I know. Like it or lumpfish. |
The world's your oyster, mate. No need to be crabby or clam up. |  |
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Horse racing joke on 18:24 - May 13 with 1599 views | jeera |
Horse racing joke on 18:19 - May 13 by WeWereZombies | While I have your attention, do you know if the Sex Pistols included 'Anchovy in the UK' on 'Never Mind The Pollocks'? |
I'm not sure tbh. I do remember Cod Save The Queen though. |  |
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Horse racing joke on 18:25 - May 13 with 1599 views | Plums |
Horse racing joke on 18:09 - May 13 by WeWereZombies | Hang in tilapia days come along, mate |
That’s a trawling |  |
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Horse racing joke on 18:39 - May 13 with 1581 views | factual_blue |
Horse racing joke on 17:50 - May 13 by jeera | Sorry. I'm just being miserable for the halibut. |
I prefer higher energy, turbot-charged jokes. That John Dory is one of my favourite comedians - he's brill. I love herring his stuff. |  |
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Horse racing joke on 18:43 - May 13 with 1576 views | factual_blue |
Horse racing joke on 18:25 - May 13 by Plums | That’s a trawling |
It's way off bream. |  |
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Horse racing joke on 18:43 - May 13 with 1576 views | WeWereZombies |
Horse racing joke on 18:24 - May 13 by jeera | I'm not sure tbh. I do remember Cod Save The Queen though. |
Yeah, I remember that, did Peter Hook play on it? At the moment I am listening to late eighties synth bands, 808 Skate mainly... |  |
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Horse racing joke on 18:47 - May 13 with 1569 views | Plums |
Horse racing joke on 18:43 - May 13 by WeWereZombies | Yeah, I remember that, did Peter Hook play on it? At the moment I am listening to late eighties synth bands, 808 Skate mainly... |
I listen to that whilst riding my motorbike and sidecarp combination |  |
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Horse racing joke on 18:48 - May 13 with 1568 views | Ewan_Oozami | You have the delivery of an agrophobic DPD driver.. |  |
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Horse racing joke on 19:06 - May 13 with 1548 views | WeWereZombies |
Horse racing joke on 18:47 - May 13 by Plums | I listen to that whilst riding my motorbike and sidecarp combination |
Difficult to do eelies when you have a sidecarp fitted... [Post edited 13 May 2020 19:46]
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