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In an ideal world who would be your sex buddy? 22:10 - May 15 with 5595 viewsMattinLondon

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In an ideal world who would be your sex buddy? on 22:11 - May 15 with 4108 viewsSpruceMoose

Wkj 😍

Pronouns: He/Him/His. "Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
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In an ideal world who would be your sex buddy? on 22:26 - May 15 with 4059 viewsMr_J

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In an ideal world who would be your sex buddy? on 23:19 - May 15 with 3988 viewsjaykay


forensic experts say footers and spruces fingerprints were not found at the scene after the weekends rows

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In an ideal world who would be your sex buddy? on 23:35 - May 15 with 3957 viewsSpruceMoose

I think there's a few on here who might fancy this challenge...


Pronouns: He/Him/His. "Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
Poll: Selectamod

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In an ideal world who would be your sex buddy? on 00:12 - May 16 with 3908 viewsGuthrum

In an ideal world who would be your sex buddy? on 23:35 - May 15 by SpruceMoose

I think there's a few on here who might fancy this challenge...



I can now see where he got the hair from.

Mind you, she was quite a looker in her younger days.


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In an ideal world who would be your sex buddy? on 01:01 - May 16 with 3872 viewsBugs

Unpack Rachel and get me the puncher repair kit!

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In an ideal world who would be your sex buddy? on 08:17 - May 16 with 3683 viewsDubtractor

In an ideal world who would be your sex buddy? on 23:19 - May 15 by jaykay



A child's hand?

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In an ideal world who would be your sex buddy? on 09:59 - May 16 with 3596 viewsBlueBadger

In an ideal world who would be your sex buddy? on 01:01 - May 16 by Bugs

Unpack Rachel and get me the puncher repair kit!



And after that, fix the punctures in Rachel as well?

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In an ideal world who would be your sex buddy? on 10:22 - May 16 with 3567 viewsjaykay

In an ideal world who would be your sex buddy? on 08:17 - May 16 by Dubtractor

A child's hand?


who on earth would even think of a child's hand. that just a stock pic. never ever would think that's a child's hand

forensic experts say footers and spruces fingerprints were not found at the scene after the weekends rows

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In an ideal world who would be your sex buddy? on 10:46 - May 16 with 3546 viewsKeno

In an ideal world who would be your sex buddy? on 09:59 - May 16 by BlueBadger

And after that, fix the punctures in Rachel as well?


Rachel?


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In an ideal world who would be your sex buddy? on 11:57 - May 16 with 3475 viewsChutney

In an ideal world who would be your sex buddy? on 10:22 - May 16 by jaykay

who on earth would even think of a child's hand. that just a stock pic. never ever would think that's a child's hand


This whole thread is weird tbh.

You know what people imagine to be the sort of folk to traditionally engage in online 'chat rooms'? Yeah, that. Even the thread title is cringe beyond belief.
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In an ideal world who would be your sex buddy? on 12:51 - May 16 with 3409 viewsDubtractor

In an ideal world who would be your sex buddy? on 10:22 - May 16 by jaykay

who on earth would even think of a child's hand. that just a stock pic. never ever would think that's a child's hand


Apologies. Attempts at humour online don't always land as intended...

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In an ideal world who would be your sex buddy? on 14:02 - May 16 with 3347 viewsMattinLondon

In an ideal world who would be your sex buddy? on 11:57 - May 16 by Chutney

This whole thread is weird tbh.

You know what people imagine to be the sort of folk to traditionally engage in online 'chat rooms'? Yeah, that. Even the thread title is cringe beyond belief.


Sorry.
I guess I can’t complete with this ‘thread gold’.

Prick.

Anyone's missus walked in starkers by Chutney 9 May 2020 21:29
Pointing their phones at you and grinning like a Cheshire cat?


I think she's lost the plot.

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In an ideal world who would be your sex buddy? on 14:07 - May 16 with 3332 viewsKeno

In an ideal world who would be your sex buddy? on 12:51 - May 16 by Dubtractor

Apologies. Attempts at humour online don't always land as intended...


To be fair jokes online can sometimes it can be difficult to pull off

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In an ideal world who would be your sex buddy? on 14:10 - May 16 with 3331 viewsChutney

In an ideal world who would be your sex buddy? on 14:02 - May 16 by MattinLondon

Sorry.
I guess I can’t complete with this ‘thread gold’.

Prick.

Anyone's missus walked in starkers by Chutney 9 May 2020 21:29
Pointing their phones at you and grinning like a Cheshire cat?


I think she's lost the plot.



Don’t apologise, each to their own.

You carry on talking to strangers about ideal world ‘sex buddies’.

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In an ideal world who would be your sex buddy? on 14:25 - May 16 with 3302 viewsMattinLondon

In an ideal world who would be your sex buddy? on 14:10 - May 16 by Chutney

Don’t apologise, each to their own.

You carry on talking to strangers about ideal world ‘sex buddies’.



People didn’t have to reply, some did, most didn’t.

You did and acted like an idiot.
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In an ideal world who would be your sex buddy? on 15:43 - May 16 with 3244 viewsJ2BLUE

Thus bloke called Matt. He's in London.

Truly impaired.
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In an ideal world who would be your sex buddy? on 15:45 - May 16 with 3238 viewsSpruceMoose

In an ideal world who would be your sex buddy? on 14:02 - May 16 by MattinLondon

Sorry.
I guess I can’t complete with this ‘thread gold’.

Prick.

Anyone's missus walked in starkers by Chutney 9 May 2020 21:29
Pointing their phones at you and grinning like a Cheshire cat?


I think she's lost the plot.



What is it about the posters who choose to name themselves after condiments and preserves all being a little bit weird?

Pronouns: He/Him/His. "Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
Poll: Selectamod

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In an ideal world who would be your sex buddy? on 15:53 - May 16 with 3218 viewsSpruceMoose

In an ideal world who would be your sex buddy? on 12:51 - May 16 by Dubtractor

Apologies. Attempts at humour online don't always land as intended...


Well you got an arf from me at least.

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Poll: Selectamod

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In an ideal world who would be your sex buddy? on 16:22 - May 16 with 3178 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

In an ideal world who would be your sex buddy? on 15:53 - May 16 by SpruceMoose

Well you got an arf from me at least.


You laugh like a Glaswegian.....No, surely not......!!!!!

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In an ideal world who would be your sex buddy? on 16:44 - May 16 with 3145 viewsLibero

In an ideal world who would be your sex buddy? on 15:53 - May 16 by SpruceMoose

Well you got an arf from me at least.


I also lolled.
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In an ideal world who would be your sex buddy? on 22:15 - May 17 with 2845 viewsjeera

In an ideal world who would be your sex buddy? on 14:10 - May 16 by Chutney

Don’t apologise, each to their own.

You carry on talking to strangers about ideal world ‘sex buddies’.



Picking an awful lot of arguments for a 'newbie'.

Why not try skipping past the posts and threads you're not interested in instead of being a knob all the time?

Matt's OP is clearly based on a well-publicised headline.

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In an ideal world who would be your sex buddy? on 22:28 - May 17 with 2833 viewsChutney

In an ideal world who would be your sex buddy? on 22:15 - May 17 by jeera

Picking an awful lot of arguments for a 'newbie'.

Why not try skipping past the posts and threads you're not interested in instead of being a knob all the time?

Matt's OP is clearly based on a well-publicised headline.


Haha the absolute state of this message.

Hello board police
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In an ideal world who would be your sex buddy? on 23:42 - May 17 with 2784 viewslightuser

In an ideal world who would be your sex buddy? on 22:28 - May 17 by Chutney

Haha the absolute state of this message.

Hello board police


Another troll account?

Don't your butts need filling?
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In an ideal world who would be your sex buddy? on 23:44 - May 17 with 2781 viewsjeera

In an ideal world who would be your sex buddy? on 22:28 - May 17 by Chutney

Haha the absolute state of this message.

Hello board police


Explain the 'state' of this 'message'.

We call them posts.

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