| Lost a tin of Branston Beans this mornin outside KFC Cardinal park please return 10:07 - Jun 10 with 3662 views | ITFCfatso |
Dropped me tin out me coat pocket when was walking the mutt this morning, please please please let me know if you find em as I wouldn't want the ol boy to go hungry, that's his dinner. Didn't hear em hit the floor cause I was listening to Elton john in me headphones yous see.Befor you say it ive already spent me last fiver on leccy so no I cant buy enymore. Don't need a letcure from the sensible brigade |  | | |  |
| Lost a tin of Branston Beans this mornin outside KFC Cardinal park please return on 10:47 - Jun 10 with 1822 views | WeWereZombies |
| Lost a tin of Branston Beans this mornin outside KFC Cardinal park please return on 10:46 - Jun 10 by Johnny_Boy |
Phil created Dolly to get the Forum stats up. |
Phil's moved to Brixton!!! |  |
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| Lost a tin of Branston Beans this mornin outside KFC Cardinal park please return on 10:49 - Jun 10 with 1808 views | ITFCfatso |
| Lost a tin of Branston Beans this mornin outside KFC Cardinal park please return on 10:39 - Jun 10 by Keno |
woah!! just on hold there
Arent you at all worried the dog will cut his tongue on the serrated edge of the opened time of beans?
This highly dangerous here |
buh hes eaten outta the tin since he was nothing but a wee nipper hes in n out of there clean as a wissle not a scratch on him | | | |
| Lost a tin of Branston Beans this mornin outside KFC Cardinal park please return on 10:50 - Jun 10 with 1807 views | clive_baker |
| Lost a tin of Branston Beans this mornin outside KFC Cardinal park please return on 10:37 - Jun 10 by ITFCfatso |
what you reckon he took em, I dunno as im sure he told me e dont like branners, more of a hinez fella |
I think I've probably said enough. As I said, it's not really my place to say. Just watch him. |  |
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| Lost a tin of Branston Beans this mornin outside KFC Cardinal park please return on 10:51 - Jun 10 with 1804 views | ITFCfatso |
| Lost a tin of Branston Beans this mornin outside KFC Cardinal park please return on 10:39 - Jun 10 by footers |
My thoughts and prayers go out to you, fatso. Branston make a superior tin of baked beans. Have you thought about putting up posters around town, maybe offering a reward? |
Cheers mush lotta people about dont reelise how hard it can be to get by.Aint a half bad idea but I dint have much to offer for a reward.you reckon a rice pud will do? | | | |
| Lost a tin of Branston Beans this mornin outside KFC Cardinal park please return on 10:51 - Jun 10 with 1803 views | Keno |
| Lost a tin of Branston Beans this mornin outside KFC Cardinal park please return on 10:49 - Jun 10 by ITFCfatso |
buh hes eaten outta the tin since he was nothing but a wee nipper hes in n out of there clean as a wissle not a scratch on him |
mmmm, it amazing what can happen with a false slip of the tongue
can lead to all sorts of trouble |  |
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| Lost a tin of Branston Beans this mornin outside KFC Cardinal park please return on 10:53 - Jun 10 with 1799 views | ITFCfatso |
| Lost a tin of Branston Beans this mornin outside KFC Cardinal park please return on 10:39 - Jun 10 by WeWereZombies |
So no hole with a jagged edge in your pocket then? [Post edited 10 Jun 2020 10:40]
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no pal its ex nato Jackie off the army surplus, tough as old plums | | | |
| Lost a tin of Branston Beans this mornin outside KFC Cardinal park please return on 10:55 - Jun 10 with 1795 views | footers |
| Lost a tin of Branston Beans this mornin outside KFC Cardinal park please return on 10:51 - Jun 10 by ITFCfatso |
Cheers mush lotta people about dont reelise how hard it can be to get by.Aint a half bad idea but I dint have much to offer for a reward.you reckon a rice pud will do? |
I'd take a tin of rice pudding, for sure. Lovely hot or cold with a big dollop of strawberry jam. Lovely stuff. |  |
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| Lost a tin of Branston Beans this mornin outside KFC Cardinal park please return on 11:00 - Jun 10 with 1766 views | ITFCfatso |
| Lost a tin of Branston Beans this mornin outside KFC Cardinal park please return on 10:55 - Jun 10 by footers |
I'd take a tin of rice pudding, for sure. Lovely hot or cold with a big dollop of strawberry jam. Lovely stuff. |
I never put jam in me ol mate im more ova chocchy spread man but aint gunna knock it till ive tried it.for afters tonight gota few Jaffa cakes and some leftover shortbread from chrimbo | | | |
| Lost a tin of Branston Beans this mornin outside KFC Cardinal park please return on 11:21 - Jun 10 with 1722 views | WeWereZombies |
| Lost a tin of Branston Beans this mornin outside KFC Cardinal park please return on 10:55 - Jun 10 by footers |
I'd take a tin of rice pudding, for sure. Lovely hot or cold with a big dollop of strawberry jam. Lovely stuff. |
Tinned rice pudding tsk tsk, but then what can one expect from from a Marxist who wears Barbour jackets and is unable to appreciate the sublime richness of Batteneberg. | |
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| Lost a tin of Branston Beans this mornin outside KFC Cardinal park please return on 11:23 - Jun 10 with 1715 views | footers |
| Lost a tin of Branston Beans this mornin outside KFC Cardinal park please return on 11:21 - Jun 10 by WeWereZombies |
Tinned rice pudding tsk tsk, but then what can one expect from from a Marxist who wears Barbour jackets and is unable to appreciate the sublime richness of Batteneberg. |
"Try tinned rice pudding, it'll give you the trots..." | |
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| Lost a tin of Branston Beans this mornin outside KFC Cardinal park please return on 11:26 - Jun 10 with 1707 views | Libero |
Have you just seen Adrian's Facebook status? "branston is b3st"
I think he's mugging you off mate. |  | | |
| Lost a tin of Branston Beans this mornin outside KFC Cardinal park please return on 11:43 - Jun 10 with 1683 views | ITFCfatso |
| Lost a tin of Branston Beans this mornin outside KFC Cardinal park please return on 11:26 - Jun 10 by Libero |
Have you just seen Adrian's Facebook status? "branston is b3st"
I think he's mugging you off mate. |
did you actshually see that? crafty git.will give him a wollop when I next see him. he owes me a ton as weel cause I moved his sofa for im an Lucy back before the coronavirus.hes a cleaner at bookers and he can get me harrybo on the cheap. | | | |
| Lost a tin of Branston Beans this mornin outside KFC Cardinal park please return on 11:49 - Jun 10 with 1676 views | Libero |
| Lost a tin of Branston Beans this mornin outside KFC Cardinal park please return on 11:43 - Jun 10 by ITFCfatso |
did you actshually see that? crafty git.will give him a wollop when I next see him. he owes me a ton as weel cause I moved his sofa for im an Lucy back before the coronavirus.hes a cleaner at bookers and he can get me harrybo on the cheap. |
He told me about the wicked deal he got you on 24 packs of wotsits last time he went, why did you need 10 packs of 24 though? | | | |
| Lost a tin of Branston Beans this mornin outside KFC Cardinal park please return on 13:03 - Jun 10 with 1636 views | factual_blue |
| Lost a tin of Branston Beans this mornin outside KFC Cardinal park please return on 10:36 - Jun 10 by ITFCfatso |
what you talkin about I dint have a spoon or bowel on me. I use me fork then he finishes off straight form the can |
If you didn't have your bowel with you, you need to get to your nearest hospital urgently, and don't eat anything until they've given you the all clear. |  |
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| Lost a tin of Branston Beans this mornin outside KFC Cardinal park please return on 14:33 - Jun 10 with 1612 views | StochesStotasBlewe |
I hate to break this to you dear boy, but have just unpacked the shopping, amongst which, inspired by this thread, purchased said Branson baked beans, and a tin opener will be required. |  |
| We have no village green, or a shop.
It's very, very quiet.
I can walk to the pub. |
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| Lost a tin of Branston Beans this mornin outside KFC Cardinal park please return on 14:56 - Jun 10 with 1597 views | BrixtonBlue |
I think in future you should just pour the beans into your pocket before you leave the house. If you jump up you may lose a few, but not all. |  |
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| Lost a tin of Branston Beans this mornin outside KFC Cardinal park please return on 14:56 - Jun 10 with 1597 views | GeoffSentence |
| Lost a tin of Branston Beans this mornin outside KFC Cardinal park please return on 14:33 - Jun 10 by StochesStotasBlewe |
I hate to break this to you dear boy, but have just unpacked the shopping, amongst which, inspired by this thread, purchased said Branson baked beans, and a tin opener will be required. |
Check the other end. |  |
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| Lost a tin of Branston Beans this mornin outside KFC Cardinal park please return on 17:19 - Jun 10 with 1529 views | WeWereZombies |
| Lost a tin of Branston Beans this mornin outside KFC Cardinal park please return on 14:56 - Jun 10 by GeoffSentence |
Check the other end. |
But not if you have just opened one end with the can opener... | |
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| Lost a tin of Branston Beans this mornin outside KFC Cardinal park please return on 22:03 - Jun 10 with 1473 views | jeera |
| Lost a tin of Branston Beans this mornin outside KFC Cardinal park please return on 14:33 - Jun 10 by StochesStotasBlewe |
I hate to break this to you dear boy, but have just unpacked the shopping, amongst which, inspired by this thread, purchased said Branson baked beans, and a tin opener will be required. |
Ah, but were these multipacks?
I reckon it's the tins sold individually that have the ring pulls. [Post edited 10 Jun 2020 22:04]
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