TWTDLand officials and other appointments 10:15 - Jul 6 with 2013 views | Keno | I was reminded of something Danny Baker did on his LBC show where you could nominate yourself or someone else to be appointed to an role in a country (or some reason he used Tonga) Its Monday and I'm bored so maybe its time to create a wondrous mythical kingdom of TWTDLand where all the offices of state, titles and appointments are up for grabs. Who, for instance, should be First Minister State Treasurer Head Gardener Director of Recreation Head chef Pope/Archbishop/Druid Feel free to pitch for any role for you or another poster, official, unofficial. We do expect reasons to be given and appointments may be granted later For gods make it funny From now on I would like to be known a Keno, Official Village Idiot of TWTDland. |  |
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TWTDLand officials and other appointments on 10:59 - Jul 6 with 1941 views | Ftnfwest | Ulla can be queen |  | |  |
TWTDLand officials and other appointments on 11:00 - Jul 6 with 1940 views | factual_blue | A heck of a lot of competition for that role Keno. Should there also be a Minister for Obituaries? (Asking for a close friend) |  |
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TWTDLand officials and other appointments on 11:11 - Jul 6 with 1924 views | Keno |
TWTDLand officials and other appointments on 10:59 - Jul 6 by Ftnfwest | Ulla can be queen |
A heck of a lot of competition for that role Westie!! |  |
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TWTDLand officials and other appointments on 11:16 - Jul 6 with 1921 views | Oldsmoker | I bagsy being in charge of the nuclear weapons. What! We've got none. What sort of Banana Republic are you running here. On a serious note, I think we should establish whether we're a constitutional monarchy (we need a queen), a republic (we need a fat, orange blowhard) or a dictatorship (we need a baldie or someone with a moustache). |  |
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TWTDLand officials and other appointments on 11:21 - Jul 6 with 1904 views | Keno |
TWTDLand officials and other appointments on 11:16 - Jul 6 by Oldsmoker | I bagsy being in charge of the nuclear weapons. What! We've got none. What sort of Banana Republic are you running here. On a serious note, I think we should establish whether we're a constitutional monarchy (we need a queen), a republic (we need a fat, orange blowhard) or a dictatorship (we need a baldie or someone with a moustache). |
Are you suggesting Phil could be a dictator? Happy for you to decide the governmental structure By TWTD standards you seem sane and fairly well adjusted |  |
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TWTDLand officials and other appointments on 11:46 - Jul 6 with 1865 views | BlueBadger |
TWTDLand officials and other appointments on 11:16 - Jul 6 by Oldsmoker | I bagsy being in charge of the nuclear weapons. What! We've got none. What sort of Banana Republic are you running here. On a serious note, I think we should establish whether we're a constitutional monarchy (we need a queen), a republic (we need a fat, orange blowhard) or a dictatorship (we need a baldie or someone with a moustache). |
Official custodian of The Banhammer. Some day a real rain'll come... |  |
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TWTDLand officials and other appointments on 11:53 - Jul 6 with 1848 views | Keno |
TWTDLand officials and other appointments on 11:46 - Jul 6 by BlueBadger | Official custodian of The Banhammer. Some day a real rain'll come... |
I had you pencilled in Matron of TWTDland? |  |
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TWTDLand officials and other appointments on 12:18 - Jul 6 with 1818 views | giant_stow |
TWTDLand officials and other appointments on 10:59 - Jul 6 by Ftnfwest | Ulla can be queen |
Only if I get to wear a dress. |  |
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TWTDLand officials and other appointments on 12:22 - Jul 6 with 1807 views | Keno |
TWTDLand officials and other appointments on 12:18 - Jul 6 by giant_stow | Only if I get to wear a dress. |
you mean something like |  |
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TWTDLand officials and other appointments on 12:34 - Jul 6 with 1790 views | WeWereZombies | Guthers just has to be Pope/Archbishop/Chief Druid (chief so that he can have staff, or a shepherd's crook if none are available). But to make sure that Guthrum does not get too big for his boots may I suggest Fergal as Official Historian. |  |
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TWTDLand officials and other appointments on 12:37 - Jul 6 with 1781 views | footers | Minister for Garden Waste Disposal and Outdoors Eating - wkj |  |
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TWTDLand officials and other appointments on 12:39 - Jul 6 with 1777 views | Keno |
TWTDLand officials and other appointments on 12:34 - Jul 6 by WeWereZombies | Guthers just has to be Pope/Archbishop/Chief Druid (chief so that he can have staff, or a shepherd's crook if none are available). But to make sure that Guthrum does not get too big for his boots may I suggest Fergal as Official Historian. |
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TWTDLand officials and other appointments on 12:40 - Jul 6 with 1766 views | giant_stow |
TWTDLand officials and other appointments on 12:22 - Jul 6 by Keno | you mean something like |
Hey, I'm not a tramp - something more classy thank you very much. |  |
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TWTDLand officials and other appointments on 13:13 - Jul 6 with 1721 views | WeWereZombies |
TWTDLand officials and other appointments on 12:40 - Jul 6 by giant_stow | Hey, I'm not a tramp - something more classy thank you very much. |
I cannot see what you are complaining about, there is some green under the bib and some yellow on the hat. To be honest, I think that is much more classy than you could have wished for from this forum... |  |
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TWTDLand officials and other appointments on 13:19 - Jul 6 with 1709 views | Herbivore | Minister of Truth - Pecker |  |
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TWTDLand officials and other appointments on 14:19 - Jul 6 with 1635 views | Keno |
TWTDLand officials and other appointments on 12:40 - Jul 6 by giant_stow | Hey, I'm not a tramp - something more classy thank you very much. |
you thinking more like |  |
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TWTDLand officials and other appointments on 14:22 - Jul 6 with 1624 views | jaykay |
TWTDLand officials and other appointments on 13:19 - Jul 6 by Herbivore | Minister of Truth - Pecker |
he's busy in a fabrication shop at the moment |  |
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