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Teddy Bishop is 24 years old today... 15:07 - Jul 15 with 8406 viewsLibero

He's been playing in the first team for six seasons, made 87 League appearances and averages a full 90 minutes less than once a season.

Always makes me chuckle when I see people listing him in their starting elevens.

He's back to full fitness next month though...

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Teddy Bishop is 24 years old today... on 09:02 - Jul 16 with 549 viewsLibero

Teddy Bishop is 24 years old today... on 09:00 - Jul 16 by itfcjoe

Some managers manage by numbers to an extent, and you know what the subs are going to be before the boards even come up - at one point Clarke started 9 games out of 10 and was subbed off 8 times


Aye, I as much as say that in an earlier post, as that was most certainly the case in Ted's first season.
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Teddy Bishop is 24 years old today... on 09:04 - Jul 16 with 537 viewsBluefish

Teddy Bishop is 24 years old today... on 09:01 - Jul 16 by Libero

Sorry mate, we can't all be self proclaimed "football men" like you :')

I find it amusing that people want to plonk a player straight into the starting line up that hasn't put a run of decent performances together in over half a decade.

The "Teddy Bishop is back to full fitness next month..." line is a p1ss take of the supporters, not the Bish, div.

Maybe you should stick to your own catchphrase, nuanced debate clearly isn't for you.


Apology accepted

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Teddy Bishop is 24 years old today... on 09:08 - Jul 16 with 531 viewsLibero

Teddy Bishop is 24 years old today... on 09:04 - Jul 16 by Bluefish

Apology accepted


You're welcome, let me know next time you need more help interpreting your School's safeguarding and social media policy.
Appreciate we all have different strengths and that clearly reading isn't yours.

Maybe you could come and lend the team I run some of your pearls of footballing wisdom as a return favour? I'm sure the lads would absolutely love to learn off a real "football man" as yourself.
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Teddy Bishop is 24 years old today... on 09:10 - Jul 16 with 516 viewsBluefish

Teddy Bishop is 24 years old today... on 09:08 - Jul 16 by Libero

You're welcome, let me know next time you need more help interpreting your School's safeguarding and social media policy.
Appreciate we all have different strengths and that clearly reading isn't yours.

Maybe you could come and lend the team I run some of your pearls of footballing wisdom as a return favour? I'm sure the lads would absolutely love to learn off a real "football man" as yourself.


Oooh proper blub that. Don't get all emotional and jealous love

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Teddy Bishop is 24 years old today... on 09:12 - Jul 16 with 514 viewsLibero

Teddy Bishop is 24 years old today... on 09:10 - Jul 16 by Bluefish

Oooh proper blub that. Don't get all emotional and jealous love


Of what? Your fantastic SIL record?

Have a word with yourself mate, you've come steaming into this thread to help out a fellow thicko and fallen arse over tit on your face.
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Teddy Bishop is 24 years old today... on 09:16 - Jul 16 with 499 viewsBluefish

Teddy Bishop is 24 years old today... on 09:12 - Jul 16 by Libero

Of what? Your fantastic SIL record?

Have a word with yourself mate, you've come steaming into this thread to help out a fellow thicko and fallen arse over tit on your face.


Keep saying it, it might make you feel a bit better about how far out you are

I am sure there will be things that you are good at too, I am terrible at art and drawing but maybe you have a strength there.

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Calm down old boy..... on 09:20 - Jul 16 with 496 viewsBloots

Teddy Bishop is 24 years old today... on 09:12 - Jul 16 by Libero

Of what? Your fantastic SIL record?

Have a word with yourself mate, you've come steaming into this thread to help out a fellow thicko and fallen arse over tit on your face.


....you seen to be veering towards one of your patented "Libby Meltdowns".

Relax.

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Teddy Bishop is 24 years old today... on 09:22 - Jul 16 with 489 viewsLibero

Teddy Bishop is 24 years old today... on 09:16 - Jul 16 by Bluefish

Keep saying it, it might make you feel a bit better about how far out you are

I am sure there will be things that you are good at too, I am terrible at art and drawing but maybe you have a strength there.


I used to be pretty solid amateur artist when I was younger but the body's given up on me a bit, so now I spend my time online being a berk.

I've got a lovely photo of me with Banksy and Grayson Perry all sharing a bloody good laugh after a charity art off.

Just a bunch of real Artistic blokes.
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Calm down old boy..... on 09:26 - Jul 16 with 478 viewsLibero

Calm down old boy..... on 09:20 - Jul 16 by Bloots

....you seen to be veering towards one of your patented "Libby Meltdowns".

Relax.


Yep, they've got under my skin, couple of f*cking berks.

I've not had a particularly good week and I don't appreciate being misrepresented.

That being said I'm not sure I've the patent on TWTD meltdowns, not even sure I'd make the top 10 of posters who regularly get themselves a bit dizzy.
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Teddy Bishop is 24 years old today... on 09:28 - Jul 16 with 462 viewsBluefish

Teddy Bishop is 24 years old today... on 09:22 - Jul 16 by Libero

I used to be pretty solid amateur artist when I was younger but the body's given up on me a bit, so now I spend my time online being a berk.

I've got a lovely photo of me with Banksy and Grayson Perry all sharing a bloody good laugh after a charity art off.

Just a bunch of real Artistic blokes.


Great to hear mate. You probably don't know about this but I was a class footballer when I was younger but my body struggles these days. It is a real coincidence that it is like your art career. Do you know any good art forums that I can join, I fancy writing off a talented struggling artist and then have a massive meltdown when those in the know point out that I am a massive bellend

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Teddy Bishop is 24 years old today... on 09:34 - Jul 16 with 454 viewsLibero

Teddy Bishop is 24 years old today... on 09:28 - Jul 16 by Bluefish

Great to hear mate. You probably don't know about this but I was a class footballer when I was younger but my body struggles these days. It is a real coincidence that it is like your art career. Do you know any good art forums that I can join, I fancy writing off a talented struggling artist and then have a massive meltdown when those in the know point out that I am a massive bellend


I dunno mate, sounds like a bit of a silly thing to do.

If I were you I'd try and engage with wider debate, maybe value the clear and obvious natural talent and flair that the artist possess against the regularity with which he paints.

Sorry, I'm veering into your lane, art isn't a numbers business like football.

Quite often in art though different people can look at the same piece and have entirely different interpretations, it's entirely surreal, as a real art man myself I obviously have the final word though and will ignore the points others make and let them know how embarrassing it is that they don't think like I do.

Anyway, no, no forums - this is as weird a place as I frequent, sorry.
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He'll be tearing it up.... on 13:45 - Jul 16 with 388 viewshype313

He'll be tearing it up.... on 07:28 - Jul 16 by Libero

Despite having regular niggles Gerrard’s first 6 seasons as a professional footballer he play almost double the amount of games that Bishop has and regularly played 90 minutes.

It’s just not comparable unfortunately.


I wasn't comparing per se, just that lots of players encounter injuries at a young age when they enter men's football, I was merely pointing out that Bishop isn't young by footballer standards, so should have grown out of them.

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He'll be tearing it up.... on 13:48 - Jul 16 with 385 viewsLibero

He'll be tearing it up.... on 13:45 - Jul 16 by hype313

I wasn't comparing per se, just that lots of players encounter injuries at a young age when they enter men's football, I was merely pointing out that Bishop isn't young by footballer standards, so should have grown out of them.


Aye, I just thought I'd have a look and compare.
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Teddy Bishop is 24 years old today... on 16:56 - Jul 16 with 347 viewsTractorWood

It's 2020, football is on a hiatus due to a global pandemic and we are still talking about the potential of a fully fit Teddy Bishop.

Take the hint. It's never going to happen for him.

I can't comment if the human body was designed to play football but I can say that his body was not.

I know that was then, but it could be again..
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