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As it's Pride Month.. by SpruceMoose 24 Jun 2020 22:03
He's a proper freak once you pay attention to him.

1) He considers it an insult to his wife to be alone with another woman, including in a professional setting, including other world leaders (I assume he's that damn sexy that something is bound to kick off, either that or he's worried he might lose control of his loins, which explains point 11 below.)

2) He believes in conversion therapy for gay and lesbian people.

3) He's questioned whether condoms work as a preventative for STDs. "The only truly safe sex is no sex" he once said. To which we can assume he is getting plenty of no sex.

4) He doesn't believe in climate science.

5) He believed that smoking doesn't kill.

6) He believes that only intelligent design can explain the universe.

7) He believes America has the cleanest air and water in the world.

8) He believes prayers could have solved the HIV epidemic.

9) He believes that society will collapse because of gay marriage.

10) He doesn't believe women should be in the military.

11) He tried to redefine rape as 'forcible rape'. This would have meant if you were drugged and then raped then federal funds couldn't be used to assist you in getting an abortion should you want one.

12) He still bathes with his mother on a regular basis.

If Trump takes a tumble walking down a slight ramp and ends up in a coma before November, then this muthafugga is going to get the nuclear codes.

Sleep well y'all.