| Weird way to go on 10:43 - Sep 23 with 1114 views | Guthrum |
Happens moderately frequently. Often when people are walking dogs near cows with calves and don't know the golden rule - if attacked, abandon the dog (it can probably look after itself) and get over the nearest fence/gate. Or if there is a particularly aggressive bull. |  |
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| Weird way to go on 10:47 - Sep 23 with 1106 views | Fixed_It |
Heard of a similar case recently where a cow basically knocked someone to the ground and then lay on them repeatedly, causing really bad injuries. They are especially unpredictable when they have calves. [Post edited 23 Sep 2020 10:47]
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| Weird way to go on 12:17 - Sep 23 with 1033 views | BlueBadger |
| Weird way to go on 10:43 - Sep 23 by Guthrum |
Happens moderately frequently. Often when people are walking dogs near cows with calves and don't know the golden rule - if attacked, abandon the dog (it can probably look after itself) and get over the nearest fence/gate. Or if there is a particularly aggressive bull. |
Doesn't even need to be aggression on the part of the cows, they're very curious animals and all it takes is for someone to stumble and fall, one to take an interest in you and the rest will all follow. |  |
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| Weird way to go on 13:49 - Sep 23 with 992 views | ElderGrizzly |
Indeed.
He had a mooving funeral service though |  | | |
| Weird way to go on 13:55 - Sep 23 with 990 views | WeWereZombies |
| Weird way to go on 12:17 - Sep 23 by BlueBadger |
Doesn't even need to be aggression on the part of the cows, they're very curious animals and all it takes is for someone to stumble and fall, one to take an interest in you and the rest will all follow. |
Always pays to have walking poles or a large stick around cows.
First time I went to South Africa we went on a bush walk with an old ranger who solved the problem of water buffalo in the way by hurling rocks at them, I wouldn't recommend throwing stones at dogs but a few aimed close to cattle soon shift them. |  |
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| Weird way to go on 15:11 - Sep 23 with 930 views | Keno |
| Weird way to go on 13:49 - Sep 23 by ElderGrizzly |
Indeed.
He had a mooving funeral service though |
Thats an udderley awful comment to make |  |
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| Weird way to go on 15:13 - Sep 23 with 929 views | BrixtonBlue |
| Weird way to go on 15:11 - Sep 23 by Keno |
Thats an udderley awful comment to make |
You're milking this now. |  |
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| Weird way to go on 15:19 - Sep 23 with 921 views | Keno |
| Weird way to go on 15:13 - Sep 23 by BrixtonBlue |
You're milking this now. |
that was a bit tame, I am sure you can do butter | |
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| Weird way to go on 15:26 - Sep 23 with 911 views | BrixtonBlue |
| Weird way to go on 15:19 - Sep 23 by Keno |
that was a bit tame, I am sure you can do butter |
I would but I reckon you'd miss it. It would just fly....
...pasteurise. | |
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| Weird way to go on 15:33 - Sep 23 with 907 views | Keno |
| Weird way to go on 15:26 - Sep 23 by BrixtonBlue |
I would but I reckon you'd miss it. It would just fly....
...pasteurise. |
Thats whey to good for me | |
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| Weird way to go on 15:59 - Sep 23 with 888 views | BrixtonBlue |
| Weird way to go on 15:33 - Sep 23 by Keno |
Thats whey to good for me |
Most other jokes pail into insignificance. | |
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| Weird way to go on 16:01 - Sep 23 with 884 views | hype313 |
A clear sign Herd immunity doesn't work. |  |
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| Weird way to go on 16:02 - Sep 23 with 884 views | WeWereZombies |
| Weird way to go on 15:59 - Sep 23 by BrixtonBlue |
Most other jokes pail into insignificance. |
I think you win the yellow Jersey for that one...or Guernsey maybe. | |
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| Weird way to go on 16:31 - Sep 23 with 855 views | hoppy |
| Weird way to go on 16:02 - Sep 23 by WeWereZombies |
I think you win the yellow Jersey for that one...or Guernsey maybe. |
Ferry nuff. Or even the Isle of Wight, if you're thinking of Cowes... |  |
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| Weird way to go on 17:02 - Sep 23 with 831 views | jeera |
| Weird way to go on 10:43 - Sep 23 by Guthrum |
Happens moderately frequently. Often when people are walking dogs near cows with calves and don't know the golden rule - if attacked, abandon the dog (it can probably look after itself) and get over the nearest fence/gate. Or if there is a particularly aggressive bull. |
I was somewhere in Rajasthan, possibly Jaisalmer way, and there was a lane I had to use each day which had a skinny turban wearing cobra-in-a-basket man sitting t the side as a semi-permanent fixture.
Anyways, a Canadian chap I knew was attacked by one of the several cows that wandered about freely and had him pinned up against a wall. He said he couldn't breathe nor free himself, and he wasn't a small man.
Cobra man ran over with a stick and beat the cow until he let him go.
Canadian guy reckoned skinny cobra man probably saved his life.
He was full of bruises and had sore ribs for a while. |  |
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