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TWTD Bar is open - 12:20 - Jan 8 with 3564 viewsKeno

in keeping with current thread I have arranged for a young sexy nubile wench to attend to your every need

so who wants what then


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TWTD Bar is open - on 12:22 - Jan 8 with 1820 viewsPendejo

Babysham Rose, pint of please with an absinthe chaser

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TWTD Bar is open - on 12:26 - Jan 8 with 1798 viewsFtnfwest

trouble is, that's how i now picture you! Cold pint of Ghostie please, in the manner it's served in the Kings Head, Woodbridge (can i select who i'd like it delivered by from those in the picture?)
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TWTD Bar is open - on 12:26 - Jan 8 with 1799 viewsfooters

This is the police. We're here to shut down this illegal virtual pub gathering. £10,000 fines all round. That goes double for the landlord.



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TWTD Bar is open - on 12:29 - Jan 8 with 1792 viewseireblue

Two shots from the top shelf, one from the middle, and three from the bottom shelf.

Stick of Rhubarb

Shake or stir, which ever is quicker.
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TWTD Bar is open - on 12:31 - Jan 8 with 1782 viewsKeno

TWTD Bar is open - on 12:22 - Jan 8 by Pendejo

Babysham Rose, pint of please with an absinthe chaser


pint of absinthe and baby sham coming up

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TWTD Bar is open - on 12:32 - Jan 8 with 1778 viewseireblue

Stop talking to the male stripper trying to get 10 grand out of you, come on I’ll be having that drink now, don’t worry about mixing it, just hand it over.
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TWTD Bar is open - on 12:32 - Jan 8 with 1780 viewsKeno

TWTD Bar is open - on 12:26 - Jan 8 by Ftnfwest

trouble is, that's how i now picture you! Cold pint of Ghostie please, in the manner it's served in the Kings Head, Woodbridge (can i select who i'd like it delivered by from those in the picture?)


pah I'm much less attractive that than!!

I'll get factors to bring your pint


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TWTD Bar is open - on 12:33 - Jan 8 with 1773 viewsKeno

TWTD Bar is open - on 12:26 - Jan 8 by footers

This is the police. We're here to shut down this illegal virtual pub gathering. £10,000 fines all round. That goes double for the landlord.




the landlord is a called Paul Lambert

Can I suggest a custodial sentence at least till the end of the season

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TWTD Bar is open - on 12:34 - Jan 8 with 1765 viewsKeno

TWTD Bar is open - on 12:29 - Jan 8 by eireblue

Two shots from the top shelf, one from the middle, and three from the bottom shelf.

Stick of Rhubarb

Shake or stir, which ever is quicker.


you want to put a stick of rhubarb where???


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TWTD Bar is open - on 12:35 - Jan 8 with 1761 viewsfooters

TWTD Bar is open - on 12:33 - Jan 8 by Keno

the landlord is a called Paul Lambert

Can I suggest a custodial sentence at least till the end of the season


As eire very cleverly worked out, I'm simply a male stripper trying to con you. I don't have the powers of arrest.

Unless you want that as part of the act.

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TWTD Bar is open - on 12:36 - Jan 8 with 1751 viewsFtnfwest

TWTD Bar is open - on 12:32 - Jan 8 by Keno

pah I'm much less attractive that than!!

I'll get factors to bring your pint



you've met my expectations yet again!
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TWTD Bar is open - on 12:49 - Jan 8 with 1728 viewsKeno

TWTD Bar is open - on 12:35 - Jan 8 by footers

As eire very cleverly worked out, I'm simply a male stripper trying to con you. I don't have the powers of arrest.

Unless you want that as part of the act.


To be honest I am more worried about what Eirey wants to do with the rhurbarb!!

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TWTD Bar is open - on 12:49 - Jan 8 with 1726 viewseireblue

TWTD Bar is open - on 12:34 - Jan 8 by Keno

you want to put a stick of rhubarb where???



Look just pass me the drink, I can handle the up sticking and slow stir, from here,

......oh.........okay.............

Ermm, do you have cucumbers?
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TWTD Bar is open - on 12:52 - Jan 8 with 1724 viewshoppy

TWTD Bar is open - on 12:32 - Jan 8 by Keno

pah I'm much less attractive that than!!

I'll get factors to bring your pint



Does his grand-daughter (pictured) merely take the order and then call him to take it over to the customer then?

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TWTD Bar is open - on 12:58 - Jan 8 with 1715 viewsKeno

TWTD Bar is open - on 12:49 - Jan 8 by eireblue

Look just pass me the drink, I can handle the up sticking and slow stir, from here,

......oh.........okay.............

Ermm, do you have cucumbers?


Not sure I have cucumber, would a marrow do?

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TWTD Bar is open - on 13:03 - Jan 8 with 1681 viewshoppy

TWTD Bar is open - on 12:26 - Jan 8 by Ftnfwest

trouble is, that's how i now picture you! Cold pint of Ghostie please, in the manner it's served in the Kings Head, Woodbridge (can i select who i'd like it delivered by from those in the picture?)


Just out of interest - how has your Ghostie been served to you in the Kings Head?

When I've often had one in there, I don't recall it being served in any different way to the other drinks that had been brought over to us.

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TWTD Bar is open - on 13:06 - Jan 8 with 1655 viewsfactual_blue

Is that a picture taken in the Capitol on 6 January?

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TWTD Bar is open - on 13:07 - Jan 8 with 1652 viewsfactual_blue

TWTD Bar is open - on 12:32 - Jan 8 by Keno

pah I'm much less attractive that than!!

I'll get factors to bring your pint



If you're going to engage in age-baiting, at least spell 'Facters' correctly.

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TWTD Bar is open - on 13:08 - Jan 8 with 1649 viewsKeno

TWTD Bar is open - on 13:07 - Jan 8 by factual_blue

If you're going to engage in age-baiting, at least spell 'Facters' correctly.


Pardon? Can you speak up a bit

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TWTD Bar is open - on 13:09 - Jan 8 with 1644 viewseireblue

TWTD Bar is open - on 12:58 - Jan 8 by Keno

Not sure I have cucumber, would a marrow do?


I am going to need to buy some more shots, but, sure its going to be worth it.
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TWTD Bar is open - on 13:11 - Jan 8 with 1636 viewsBloomBlue

Are you auditioning for RuPaul's Drag Race UK show Keno?
The first series was great, really enjoyed it
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TWTD Bar is open - on 13:16 - Jan 8 with 1626 viewsWarkystache

TWTD Bar is open - on 12:32 - Jan 8 by Keno

pah I'm much less attractive that than!!

I'll get factors to bring your pint



Can you tell him not to 'accidentally' drop a tit in it when he brings it over?

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TWTD Bar is open - on 13:16 - Jan 8 with 1626 viewsfactual_blue

TWTD Bar is open - on 13:08 - Jan 8 by Keno

Pardon? Can you speak up a bit



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TWTD Bar is open - on 13:22 - Jan 8 with 1603 viewsFtnfwest

TWTD Bar is open - on 13:03 - Jan 8 by hoppy

Just out of interest - how has your Ghostie been served to you in the Kings Head?

When I've often had one in there, I don't recall it being served in any different way to the other drinks that had been brought over to us.


Had several in there about 3 or 4 years ago on a cold winters night but was pretty full and the roaring fires were going. They had it chilled just beautifully, although by the end of the evening i was only capable of saying 'flibble' so i may have imagined it!
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TWTD Bar is open - on 13:22 - Jan 8 with 1602 viewsFtnfwest

TWTD Bar is open - on 13:06 - Jan 8 by factual_blue

Is that a picture taken in the Capitol on 6 January?


That's 'Capitel' to you
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