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Mid life crisis? 18:40 - Nov 27 with 7092 viewsDubtractor

I turned 46 last week, and I'm wondering if I'm getting to the right age to consider having a midlife crisis. What age do people reckon is the right age for this?

Also, I'd welcome suggestions for what I could do for the occasion. I'm not really a flash car kind of guy, so that's out. I could trade in Mrs Dub for a younger model but I can't imagine too much demand for what I have to offer if I'm honest, plus I'm not a cooont so let's rule that out too.

This midlife crisis lark is quite difficult isn't it?

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Mid life crisis? on 12:12 - Nov 28 with 789 viewsDBaldy

Surprised to see no-one has suggested getting a tattoo so far. A mate of mine got his first one in his late 40s and liked it so much he's had 2 more since.

Start with something small & personal to you, then go from there!
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Mid life crisis? on 12:57 - Nov 28 with 756 viewsfactual_blue

Mid life crisis? on 10:02 - Nov 28 by bluelagos

Do half an hour web research on an area of covid, then present your findings in stark contrast to the professionals who have spent their careers working in epidermiology.

Then get very upset when your half an hours research is torn to shreds, getting the hump at others' failures to consider your ground breaking analysis which you are adamant makes you an informed poster with a valuable contribution to the issues...


Bit harsh on Stokie, Cotters and Bluebadger.

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Mid life crisis? on 12:58 - Nov 28 with 754 viewsfactual_blue

Mid life crisis? on 09:52 - Nov 28 by WeWereZombies

Compensate for your dwindling circle of friends and the indifference of your family by posting random thoughts on the unofficial football forum of a Third Division club?

You can then work through the mid life crisis by analysing the responses and other postings for spelling, punctuation and grammar mistakes.


'mid-life'.

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Mid life crisis? on 14:13 - Nov 28 with 711 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

Mid life crisis? on 12:12 - Nov 28 by DBaldy

Surprised to see no-one has suggested getting a tattoo so far. A mate of mine got his first one in his late 40s and liked it so much he's had 2 more since.

Start with something small & personal to you, then go from there!


I had AC/DC tattooed on my shoulder when I was 46. Also had a punk haircut and dyed it jet black at around the same time, then realised I was going a bit thin on top.

I got divorced shortly before then though, so put it down to a new found freedom and a feeling of happiness

We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

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Mid life crisis? on 14:49 - Nov 28 with 705 viewsWeWereZombies

Mid life crisis? on 12:58 - Nov 28 by factual_blue

'mid-life'.


Do I sense a touch of jealousy on your part that TWTD was not around when you encountered mid life?

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Mid life crisis? on 15:55 - Nov 28 with 685 viewsfactual_blue

Mid life crisis? on 14:49 - Nov 28 by WeWereZombies

Do I sense a touch of jealousy on your part that TWTD was not around when you encountered mid life?


Burning papists in the Reformation kept me occupied.

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Mid life crisis? on 15:58 - Nov 28 with 684 viewsfooters

Mid life crisis? on 15:55 - Nov 28 by factual_blue

Burning papists in the Reformation kept me occupied.


Ah, so that would partly explain some of your rampant hibernophobia...

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Mid life crisis? on 18:26 - Nov 28 with 637 viewsWeWereZombies

Mid life crisis? on 15:58 - Nov 28 by footers

Ah, so that would partly explain some of your rampant hibernophobia...


Not really, I think you will find that most of us over sixty go into some form of hibernation October to February...

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Mid life crisis? on 19:37 - Nov 28 with 617 viewsTerra_Farma

I'm a few months off your grand age.

For me though, I am going to get a full sleeve tatoo.

Never had one in my life, but it's all or nothing
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Mid life crisis? on 19:39 - Nov 28 with 612 viewsjeera

Mid life crisis? on 19:37 - Nov 28 by Terra_Farma

I'm a few months off your grand age.

For me though, I am going to get a full sleeve tatoo.

Never had one in my life, but it's all or nothing


Shouldn't you maybe start off with like a small butterfly on your shoulder or something and see how you feel in a few weeks time?

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Mid life crisis? on 19:42 - Nov 28 with 607 viewsTerra_Farma

Mid life crisis? on 19:39 - Nov 28 by jeera

Shouldn't you maybe start off with like a small butterfly on your shoulder or something and see how you feel in a few weeks time?


Ha ha!

I prefer unicorns to butterflies.
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Mid life crisis? on 20:20 - Nov 28 with 587 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Mid life crisis? on 09:44 - Nov 28 by blueconscience

I bought it to please myself, not others. Though it does get a lot more attention in petrol stations than my C63s AMG did.

If you really want the Maserati then get one. Make your fantasy a reality, as you only live once.
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"Though it does get a lot more attention in petrol stations than my C63s AMG did."

Yeah, sorry about that, it was very rude of me.

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Mid life crisis? on 20:20 - Nov 29 with 510 viewsblueconscience

Mid life crisis? on 20:20 - Nov 28 by BanksterDebtSlave

"Though it does get a lot more attention in petrol stations than my C63s AMG did."

Yeah, sorry about that, it was very rude of me.


I forgive you this time , I cant blame you though, as they are both beautiful looking pieces of engineering
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