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Mid life crisis? 18:40 - Nov 27 with 7098 viewsDubtractor

I turned 46 last week, and I'm wondering if I'm getting to the right age to consider having a midlife crisis. What age do people reckon is the right age for this?

Also, I'd welcome suggestions for what I could do for the occasion. I'm not really a flash car kind of guy, so that's out. I could trade in Mrs Dub for a younger model but I can't imagine too much demand for what I have to offer if I'm honest, plus I'm not a cooont so let's rule that out too.

This midlife crisis lark is quite difficult isn't it?

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Mid life crisis? on 19:45 - Nov 27 with 2619 viewsbluelagos

So you got the pushbike, now you need to do something stupid like a very long bike ride. Failing that, get a motorbike, you can defo annnoy all the right people then, proper fun times and never have to sit in traffic again, ever :-)

Another idea/suggestion, reevaluate your career snd be brave. You love music, playing decks right? So imagine working in the industry? How fulfilling would that be? If you dont try, you wont ever do it....

Failing that, why not set up that pirate radio station you know you always wanted to.

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Mid life crisis? on 19:48 - Nov 27 with 2604 viewsfooters

Mid life crisis? on 19:45 - Nov 27 by bluelagos

So you got the pushbike, now you need to do something stupid like a very long bike ride. Failing that, get a motorbike, you can defo annnoy all the right people then, proper fun times and never have to sit in traffic again, ever :-)

Another idea/suggestion, reevaluate your career snd be brave. You love music, playing decks right? So imagine working in the industry? How fulfilling would that be? If you dont try, you wont ever do it....

Failing that, why not set up that pirate radio station you know you always wanted to.


I hear Andy's Records are hiring for in-store discoteque jokeys. Or if not them, perhaps Our Price.

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Mid life crisis? on 19:57 - Nov 27 with 2580 viewsbluelagos

Mid life crisis? on 19:48 - Nov 27 by footers

I hear Andy's Records are hiring for in-store discoteque jokeys. Or if not them, perhaps Our Price.


I reckon setting up a rave in a forrest at weekends, with a sideline in pills, would defo be a goer. Only downside is you'd probably end up in jail.

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Mid life crisis? on 20:07 - Nov 27 with 2539 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Definitely think you're there.
Just worry lots about dying.....really soon!

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Mid life crisis? on 20:07 - Nov 27 with 2541 viewshype313

Ask Facters, although the telephone was only being introduced when he went through his.

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Mid life crisis? on 20:09 - Nov 27 with 2528 viewsfactual_blue

Mid life crisis? on 20:07 - Nov 27 by hype313

Ask Facters, although the telephone was only being introduced when he went through his.


Ask Facters, although the feudal system was only being introduced when he went through his.

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Mid life crisis? on 20:10 - Nov 27 with 2523 viewsjeera

Mid life crisis? on 20:07 - Nov 27 by hype313

Ask Facters, although the telephone was only being introduced when he went through his.



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Mid life crisis? on 20:12 - Nov 27 with 2512 viewswkj

Mid life crisis? on 20:09 - Nov 27 by factual_blue

Ask Facters, although the feudal system was only being introduced when he went through his.


feudal system? I think the topic is Mid life crisis, not Mid wife crisis.

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Mid life crisis? on 20:13 - Nov 27 with 2509 viewsfactual_blue

Mid life crisis? on 20:12 - Nov 27 by wkj

feudal system? I think the topic is Mid life crisis, not Mid wife crisis.


Eh?

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Mid life crisis? on 20:15 - Nov 27 with 2504 viewswkj

Mid life crisis? on 20:13 - Nov 27 by factual_blue

Eh?


I believe that midwifery started to come about in the middle ages when the study of medicine was very prominent for males, but understudied for females.

It was a very tenuous link quite honestly.

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Mid life crisis? on 20:21 - Nov 27 with 2484 viewsfactual_blue

Mid life crisis? on 20:15 - Nov 27 by wkj

I believe that midwifery started to come about in the middle ages when the study of medicine was very prominent for males, but understudied for females.

It was a very tenuous link quite honestly.


Midwifery was an established female professions in Ancient Egypt, as I'm sure you've read in the Ebers Papyrus and the Westcar Papyrus. These date the profession back to as far as 1900 BCE.

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Mid life crisis? on 20:22 - Nov 27 with 2481 viewswkj

Mid life crisis? on 20:21 - Nov 27 by factual_blue

Midwifery was an established female professions in Ancient Egypt, as I'm sure you've read in the Ebers Papyrus and the Westcar Papyrus. These date the profession back to as far as 1900 BCE.


I don't read that foreign trot.

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Mid life crisis? on 20:37 - Nov 27 with 2457 viewsfactual_blue

Mid life crisis? on 19:20 - Nov 27 by Dubtractor

I'm aiming for 90 at least.

It's optimistic for sure though!


You do realise that if you're alive after 2055 you'll be fighting with the people in the adjacent pile of rubble for the radioactive dead rat lying a few irradiated metres away?

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Mid life crisis? on 20:40 - Nov 27 with 2454 viewsfactual_blue

Mid life crisis? on 19:23 - Nov 27 by footers

Do you have a shed, Dubbers?

Men of advancing years seem to spend a lot of time in them. Doing what, I have no clue - masturbating probably. But maybe something for you to look into. (A shed).


What if you have a summerhouse, but not a shed?


(Asking for a friend. Or I would be, if I had any).

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Mid life crisis? on 20:50 - Nov 27 with 2432 viewsMullet

Mid life crisis? on 20:37 - Nov 27 by factual_blue

You do realise that if you're alive after 2055 you'll be fighting with the people in the adjacent pile of rubble for the radioactive dead rat lying a few irradiated metres away?


So just like living in Ixworth now then?

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Mid life crisis? on 20:52 - Nov 27 with 2429 viewsbrogansnose

An early indicator of a mid life crisis is when you start to believe that the 80's is when music stopped and anything new is an abomination.



You're fine baby.........................the push bike bit is concerning though.
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Mid life crisis? on 20:56 - Nov 27 with 2400 viewsThe_Last_Baron

Good song but I always preferred Jizzlobber which was the B-side.

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Mid life crisis? on 21:02 - Nov 27 with 2395 viewsDubtractor

Mid life crisis? on 20:56 - Nov 27 by The_Last_Baron

Good song but I always preferred Jizzlobber which was the B-side.


Funnily enough I've had it stuck in my head since making this post.

Angel dust is an absolutely perfect album imo.

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Mid life crisis? on 21:03 - Nov 27 with 2397 viewsjeera

Mid life crisis? on 20:52 - Nov 27 by brogansnose

An early indicator of a mid life crisis is when you start to believe that the 80's is when music stopped and anything new is an abomination.



You're fine baby.........................the push bike bit is concerning though.


"An early indicator of a mid life crisis is when you start to believe that the 80's is when music stopped and anything new is an abomination."

I still accept some stuff into the early 90s.

Which makes me relatively modern on those grounds I suppose!

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Mid life crisis? on 21:06 - Nov 27 with 2392 viewsjontysnut

I'm the same age as Victor Meldrew when he retired and slightly older than Sid James when he was in Bless This House. I'm still waiting to grow up properly let alone have a midlife crisis.
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Mid life crisis? on 21:08 - Nov 27 with 2380 viewsMullet

Mid life crisis? on 21:03 - Nov 27 by jeera

"An early indicator of a mid life crisis is when you start to believe that the 80's is when music stopped and anything new is an abomination."

I still accept some stuff into the early 90s.

Which makes me relatively modern on those grounds I suppose!


Modern like 1960's concrete architecture innit

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Mid life crisis? on 21:13 - Nov 27 with 2366 viewsbrogansnose

Mid life crisis? on 21:03 - Nov 27 by jeera

"An early indicator of a mid life crisis is when you start to believe that the 80's is when music stopped and anything new is an abomination."

I still accept some stuff into the early 90s.

Which makes me relatively modern on those grounds I suppose!


Whoo you on up Big J.



I'm not having you marked down as the sports car, bottoxed partner type !!!





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Mid life crisis? on 21:14 - Nov 27 with 2355 viewsPippin1970

50 for my birthday I ended up in rave gig at Burnley last year. Bloody loved it but knackered after an hour lol. Thought I still had it. My two twenty years old plus daughters thought it was funny lol. My misses looked after me 3 days after that.
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Mid life crisis? on 21:16 - Nov 27 with 2348 viewsfactual_blue

Mid life crisis? on 21:03 - Nov 27 by jeera

"An early indicator of a mid life crisis is when you start to believe that the 80's is when music stopped and anything new is an abomination."

I still accept some stuff into the early 90s.

Which makes me relatively modern on those grounds I suppose!


Music died on Thanksgiving Day 1976.

Fact.

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Mid life crisis? on 20:50 - Nov 27 by Mullet

So just like living in Ixworth now then?


You've spelt 'Halesworth' incorrectly.

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