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Sunday family roast 19:36 - Nov 28 with 928 viewsLesta_Tractor

Been seated opposite my nephew who can't chew with his mouth closed, is there a worse dining experience?

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Sunday family roast on 19:41 - Nov 28 with 888 viewsPendejo

My step son used to make what I'd describe as almost orgasmic noises when eating,

Elderly racist uncle is a mouth open chewer, after truly horrible.

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Sunday family roast on 19:45 - Nov 28 with 865 viewsLesta_Tractor

Sunday family roast on 19:41 - Nov 28 by Pendejo

My step son used to make what I'd describe as almost orgasmic noises when eating,

Elderly racist uncle is a mouth open chewer, after truly horrible.


Didn't think anything could put me off cauliflower cheese but the moist munching noises may have done it

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Sunday family roast on 19:51 - Nov 28 with 833 viewsCheltenham_Blue

Did you politely ask him to close his mouth when he was chewing? He probably doesn't know he's doing it.

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Sunday family roast on 19:55 - Nov 28 with 825 viewsfooters

One of my cousins has ketchup on his roast.

My female cousin's boyfriend asked me for raw carrots on his last year.

Bloody wrong'uns.

Oh, and none of them think I can cook because I serve beef 'raw' and veg 'crunchy'. Honestly...

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Sunday family roast on 19:56 - Nov 28 with 818 viewsNthsuffolkblue

Sunday family roast on 19:51 - Nov 28 by Cheltenham_Blue

Did you politely ask him to close his mouth when he was chewing? He probably doesn't know he's doing it.


I know someone who claims to be unable to eat with their mouth closed!

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Sunday family roast on 19:58 - Nov 28 with 806 viewsLesta_Tractor

Sunday family roast on 19:51 - Nov 28 by Cheltenham_Blue

Did you politely ask him to close his mouth when he was chewing? He probably doesn't know he's doing it.


Yep, gets told by his mum every week to and still can't manage it

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Sunday family roast on 20:00 - Nov 28 with 794 viewsjeera

Sunday family roast on 19:55 - Nov 28 by footers

One of my cousins has ketchup on his roast.

My female cousin's boyfriend asked me for raw carrots on his last year.

Bloody wrong'uns.

Oh, and none of them think I can cook because I serve beef 'raw' and veg 'crunchy'. Honestly...


I used to have a cousin, via marriage - is there such thing as a step-cousin? - anyways, he wasn't blood, who would put ketchup on everything.

In his defence my step mother couldn't cook so could understand the thinking there when he visited.

The old "I like my veg cooked properly" line huh? Generational thing isn't it?

Mind you to see so many of the lard on toast lot still knocking around makes you wonder.

You can only assume they didn't have access to alcohol (or obviously acid) when they were young.

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Sunday family roast on 20:01 - Nov 28 with 793 viewsJ2BLUE

Sunday family roast on 19:55 - Nov 28 by footers

One of my cousins has ketchup on his roast.

My female cousin's boyfriend asked me for raw carrots on his last year.

Bloody wrong'uns.

Oh, and none of them think I can cook because I serve beef 'raw' and veg 'crunchy'. Honestly...


Crunchy veg can f*** right off.

Truly impaired.
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Sunday family roast on 20:03 - Nov 28 with 778 viewsjeera

Sunday family roast on 19:56 - Nov 28 by Nthsuffolkblue

I know someone who claims to be unable to eat with their mouth closed!


Some people need to eat alone for the entire lives.

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Sunday family roast on 20:10 - Nov 28 with 757 viewsfooters

Sunday family roast on 20:01 - Nov 28 by J2BLUE

Crunchy veg can f*** right off.


You need a little bite to some veg, eggers. Can't be doing with this carrots stewed for two hours malarkey in 2021.

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Sunday family roast on 20:12 - Nov 28 with 744 viewswkj

Sunday family roast on 19:55 - Nov 28 by footers

One of my cousins has ketchup on his roast.

My female cousin's boyfriend asked me for raw carrots on his last year.

Bloody wrong'uns.

Oh, and none of them think I can cook because I serve beef 'raw' and veg 'crunchy'. Honestly...


You serve beef 'raw'? I am assuming they like their beef like leathery strips rather than the essential medium rare finish?

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Sunday family roast on 20:15 - Nov 28 with 728 viewsJ2BLUE

Sunday family roast on 20:10 - Nov 28 by footers

You need a little bite to some veg, eggers. Can't be doing with this carrots stewed for two hours malarkey in 2021.


Nah. Cook them or don't. I'm suggesting they are cooked to mush but they need to be cooked.

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Sunday family roast on 20:17 - Nov 28 with 719 viewsfooters

Sunday family roast on 20:12 - Nov 28 by wkj

You serve beef 'raw'? I am assuming they like their beef like leathery strips rather than the essential medium rare finish?


If it's pink, it's raw - apparently.

The best way to serve, allegedly, is to cook it well-done, slice and leave in a Bisto bath ready for eating.


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Sunday family roast on 20:18 - Nov 28 with 714 viewswkj

Sunday family roast on 20:17 - Nov 28 by footers

If it's pink, it's raw - apparently.

The best way to serve, allegedly, is to cook it well-done, slice and leave in a Bisto bath ready for eating.



Ah, I can see they usually eat their roast dinner after it's been in the microwave for a 4-minute spin.

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Sunday family roast on 22:28 - Nov 28 with 570 viewsfactual_blue

Sunday family roast on 20:01 - Nov 28 by J2BLUE

Crunchy veg can f*** right off.



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