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It’s got to be wheels? on 21:42 - Mar 6 with 567 viewsKeno

It’s got to be wheels? on 21:26 - Mar 6 by PhilTWTD

Do you not have doors upstairs in your house? Isn't that a little lacking in privacy when one uses the bathroom?


Maybe I live In a bungalow

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It’s got to be wheels? on 21:43 - Mar 6 with 565 viewsNthsuffolkblue

It’s got to be wheels? on 21:40 - Mar 6 by jeera

My oven has two doors, both double glazed as you describe, but also sits on four wheels.

The microwave on the other hand, has just the one door and no wheels.

But it is glass paned.

I'm going with windows don't have hinges.

Unless they're those flip-over type windows. With hinges.

Why is life so complicated?


I am becoming increasingly convinced that I am correct. There are identical numbers. Indeed, if someone makes a new door (or wheel) you can be certain that another of the other will have been made at the same time. The same goes for destruction too.

As I say, prove me wrong! You can't can you? I therefore declare myself correct!

Further evidence comes from the fact that cars no longer having spare wheels has coincided with houses tending to be more open plan and having fewer doors. See it is proof!
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It’s got to be wheels? on 21:46 - Mar 6 with 544 viewsMullet

It’s got to be wheels? on 21:28 - Mar 6 by Nthsuffolkblue

It's not doorism, it's equality and and now you are being intransient. Surely we can both be right!


Stop oppressing me.

Plus you've all forgotten India has a wheel in its flag and there are billions of Indians, who are also Buddhists in some cases, like the Chinese etc. Buddhism is all about wheels whereas show me a doory religion. Exactly.

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Flags_with_wheels

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It’s got to be wheels? on 21:49 - Mar 6 with 513 viewsjeera

It’s got to be wheels? on 21:46 - Mar 6 by Mullet

Stop oppressing me.

Plus you've all forgotten India has a wheel in its flag and there are billions of Indians, who are also Buddhists in some cases, like the Chinese etc. Buddhism is all about wheels whereas show me a doory religion. Exactly.

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Flags_with_wheels


You'll be including Catherine wheels next.

Cartwheels...

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It’s got to be wheels? on 21:51 - Mar 6 with 500 viewsMullet

It’s got to be wheels? on 21:49 - Mar 6 by jeera

You'll be including Catherine wheels next.

Cartwheels...


Dammit we've not even mentioned the secret weapon - spare wheels! Cars have more wheels than doors!

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It’s got to be wheels? on 21:52 - Mar 6 with 495 viewsNthsuffolkblue

It’s got to be wheels? on 21:46 - Mar 6 by Mullet

Stop oppressing me.

Plus you've all forgotten India has a wheel in its flag and there are billions of Indians, who are also Buddhists in some cases, like the Chinese etc. Buddhism is all about wheels whereas show me a doory religion. Exactly.

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Flags_with_wheels


You keep citing Wiki as evidence! Anyone can edit Wiki!

Aside from the fact a wheel on a flag is not really a wheel (are you going to count every wheel in every picture in the world?), most Indians won't have a flag.

Also, I am not oppressing you. You have been following me around the board for years always singling me out just because you can't accept the truth!

https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=pictures%20of%20doors%20within%20doors&

Have a good week, Mullet. I am off now.

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It’s got to be wheels? on 21:52 - Mar 6 with 492 viewsPhilTWTD

It’s got to be wheels? on 21:42 - Mar 6 by Keno

Maybe I live In a bungalow


You got me on that one!
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It’s got to be wheels? on 21:53 - Mar 6 with 493 viewsjeera

It’s got to be wheels? on 21:51 - Mar 6 by Mullet

Dammit we've not even mentioned the secret weapon - spare wheels! Cars have more wheels than doors!


To be fair most modern cars don't seem to have spare wheels any more.

They're all canisters aren't they.

A concept, I must say, I am not on fecking board with at all.

If my car's tyre gets ripped to shreds doing 70mph on the motorway I do not want a can of foam. I want a wheel!

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It’s got to be wheels? on 21:53 - Mar 6 with 491 viewsPhilTWTD

It’s got to be wheels? on 21:40 - Mar 6 by jeera

My oven has two doors, both double glazed as you describe, but also sits on four wheels.

The microwave on the other hand, has just the one door and no wheels.

But it is glass paned.

I'm going with windows don't have hinges.

Unless they're those flip-over type windows. With hinges.

Why is life so complicated?


Indeed, and that's without getting into metaphorical or figurative doors, the doors of perception, open-door policies or early doors, for example.
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It’s got to be wheels? on 21:54 - Mar 6 with 483 viewsKeno

It’s got to be wheels? on 21:46 - Mar 6 by Mullet

Stop oppressing me.

Plus you've all forgotten India has a wheel in its flag and there are billions of Indians, who are also Buddhists in some cases, like the Chinese etc. Buddhism is all about wheels whereas show me a doory religion. Exactly.

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Flags_with_wheels


This thread reminds me of this


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It’s got to be wheels? on 21:55 - Mar 6 with 472 viewsjeera

It’s got to be wheels? on 21:52 - Mar 6 by Nthsuffolkblue

You keep citing Wiki as evidence! Anyone can edit Wiki!

Aside from the fact a wheel on a flag is not really a wheel (are you going to count every wheel in every picture in the world?), most Indians won't have a flag.

Also, I am not oppressing you. You have been following me around the board for years always singling me out just because you can't accept the truth!

https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=pictures%20of%20doors%20within%20doors&

Have a good week, Mullet. I am off now.


If we're allowing concepts as evidence, does that mean corridors count for the door count?

What about dormouse?

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It’s got to be wheels? on 21:55 - Mar 6 with 472 viewsNthsuffolkblue

It’s got to be wheels? on 21:51 - Mar 6 by Mullet

Dammit we've not even mentioned the secret weapon - spare wheels! Cars have more wheels than doors!


Most modern cars no longer have spare wheels. And many limousines and larger cars have more than 4 doors and car salesmen count the boot as a door too.

It all balances out. The same number of each. No doubt about it.

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It’s got to be wheels? on 21:56 - Mar 6 with 468 viewsMullet

It’s got to be wheels? on 21:52 - Mar 6 by Nthsuffolkblue

You keep citing Wiki as evidence! Anyone can edit Wiki!

Aside from the fact a wheel on a flag is not really a wheel (are you going to count every wheel in every picture in the world?), most Indians won't have a flag.

Also, I am not oppressing you. You have been following me around the board for years always singling me out just because you can't accept the truth!

https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=pictures%20of%20doors%20within%20doors&

Have a good week, Mullet. I am off now.


Yes, yes I am. A wheel is a wheel. It represents more than just the endless progress. Where there's a wheel there's a way (forward)!

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It’s got to be wheels? on 21:56 - Mar 6 with 462 viewsNthsuffolkblue

It’s got to be wheels? on 21:53 - Mar 6 by jeera

To be fair most modern cars don't seem to have spare wheels any more.

They're all canisters aren't they.

A concept, I must say, I am not on fecking board with at all.

If my car's tyre gets ripped to shreds doing 70mph on the motorway I do not want a can of foam. I want a wheel!


I think that in the scenario described you are more likely to want an ambulance!

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It’s got to be wheels? on 21:58 - Mar 6 with 449 viewsjeera

It’s got to be wheels? on 21:53 - Mar 6 by PhilTWTD

Indeed, and that's without getting into metaphorical or figurative doors, the doors of perception, open-door policies or early doors, for example.


I've had hypnosis a few times recently and there's some speak of doors in that too.

"You walk through a door..."

Then there's the door to the afterlife, one to Hell...

Trapdoors...So, so many doors.

I mean, one closes, another flipping opens...

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It’s got to be wheels? on 22:01 - Mar 6 with 415 viewsjeera

It’s got to be wheels? on 21:56 - Mar 6 by Mullet

Yes, yes I am. A wheel is a wheel. It represents more than just the endless progress. Where there's a wheel there's a way (forward)!


I don't know whether to down vote this for the joke terribleness or upvote for the audacity.

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It’s got to be wheels? on 22:03 - Mar 6 with 403 viewsPhilTWTD

It’s got to be wheels? on 21:58 - Mar 6 by jeera

I've had hypnosis a few times recently and there's some speak of doors in that too.

"You walk through a door..."

Then there's the door to the afterlife, one to Hell...

Trapdoors...So, so many doors.

I mean, one closes, another flipping opens...


Exactly, there's got to be an almost infinite number of doors.

Then again, there are all those wheels which are set in motion or rolling.
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It’s got to be wheels? on 22:04 - Mar 6 with 391 viewsMullet

It’s got to be wheels? on 21:53 - Mar 6 by PhilTWTD

Indeed, and that's without getting into metaphorical or figurative doors, the doors of perception, open-door policies or early doors, for example.


Wheel of fortune, third wheels, roulette wheels, we can keep going round in circles here Philip!

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It’s got to be wheels? on 22:05 - Mar 6 with 382 viewsNthsuffolkblue

It’s got to be wheels? on 22:04 - Mar 6 by Mullet

Wheel of fortune, third wheels, roulette wheels, we can keep going round in circles here Philip!


A near infinite number of both - I told you!

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It’s got to be wheels? on 22:05 - Mar 6 with 379 viewsMullet

It’s got to be wheels? on 22:01 - Mar 6 by jeera

I don't know whether to down vote this for the joke terribleness or upvote for the audacity.


No terribleness here! Us Wheelies will take you places, those Doorists will just shut you out.

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It’s got to be wheels? on 22:06 - Mar 6 with 371 viewsjeera

It’s got to be wheels? on 21:56 - Mar 6 by Nthsuffolkblue

I think that in the scenario described you are more likely to want an ambulance!


I once had this kind of blowout on a busy rush-hour A14. In February, dark and in the pouring rain. There had been a pile up early in the day and some bits of debris left behind and it shredded my tyre to bits.

I was driving a customer from Cambridge to Bury when it happened.

I was pleased I'd brought the car into the side and us out of immediate danger and all he did was moan and complain because I made him get out of the car and onto the bank for safety where he was getting wet.

I should have locked him in there and shoved the car back out...

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It’s got to be wheels? on 22:06 - Mar 6 with 370 viewsNthsuffolkblue

It’s got to be wheels? on 22:05 - Mar 6 by Mullet

No terribleness here! Us Wheelies will take you places, those Doorists will just shut you out.


As one door closes another one opens.

Wheels just keep on turning.

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It’s got to be wheels? on 22:41 - Mar 6 with 327 viewsbluelagos

Supermarket trolleys, wheelbarrows, motorbikes, pushbikes, hamsterwheels, zimmer frames, luggage

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It’s got to be wheels? on 22:48 - Mar 6 with 316 viewsjeera

It’s got to be wheels? on 22:41 - Mar 6 by bluelagos

Supermarket trolleys, wheelbarrows, motorbikes, pushbikes, hamsterwheels, zimmer frames, luggage


Supermarkets: foyer = 2 doors, entrance, another 2 doors. Toilets: entrance = a door, mens = 3 doors, womens = 3 doors.

Stock room, double doors. In the stock room = more doors we don't get to see.

Changing rooms = doors.

Shops = more doors, lots of door. Shops are all about doors. Pubs, restaurants, cafes...

Wheelbarrows stored in sheds = door. Bikes/motor bikes, in garages = doors.

Zimmer frames = indoors.

Luggage = cupboards with doors.

Hamsters = should be outdoors. Otherwise cages with, guess what? Doors.

You doorist.


I'm investing far too much into this for my own good.

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It’s got to be wheels? on 23:00 - Mar 6 with 303 viewsbluelagos

It’s got to be wheels? on 22:48 - Mar 6 by jeera

Supermarkets: foyer = 2 doors, entrance, another 2 doors. Toilets: entrance = a door, mens = 3 doors, womens = 3 doors.

Stock room, double doors. In the stock room = more doors we don't get to see.

Changing rooms = doors.

Shops = more doors, lots of door. Shops are all about doors. Pubs, restaurants, cafes...

Wheelbarrows stored in sheds = door. Bikes/motor bikes, in garages = doors.

Zimmer frames = indoors.

Luggage = cupboards with doors.

Hamsters = should be outdoors. Otherwise cages with, guess what? Doors.

You doorist.


I'm investing far too much into this for my own good.


Packet of pringles, loads of edible wheels.

Smarties are like wheels for midgets.

Debate over :-)

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