| Poor old Joe Piggot... 14:45 - Jun 25 with 3535 views | OriginalMarkyP |
Trudges through the door at home...
Joe's Mum: Hello Love, how was football?
Joe: We won.
JM: Oh, that's great, Love! What was the score?
Joe: 7-0.
JM: Wow! Well done Love! How many did you score?
Joe: (mumbles inchoherently).
JM: One?
Joe: (sighs) none.
JM: Oh...well did any of your friends score?
Joe: Matt got one and he's a defender. he's not supposed to score. And that new boy Leigh!
JM: Well, that's nice for them. They don't get to score and they did.
Joe: That little Conor scored 3. Kept smiling about it. And one of them was a header and he's only 4ft tall!!
JM: Oh, Conor...we like him, everso polite.
Joe: And that big new boy, Freddie scored. He looked at me funny when he scored. He's a bully.
JM: Oh Joe, I'm sure he's really nice. Maybe you should play in defence if those nice defender lads are scoring. You're tall and big and strong.
Joe: The coach said I should just hang around up top where I can't do any damage. I'm going to my room!
JM: Oh did that nice welsh boy with the hair play, Love? He's very good isn't he? He scores a lot of goals!!!
Joe: HE WASN'T EVEN PLAYING! I DON'T WANT TO DO FOOTBALL ANYMORE!
SLAM!
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| Poor old Joe Piggot... on 15:05 - Jun 25 with 3308 views | Swansea_Blue |
We’re going to sell him to MK Dons and he’ll bag 30 for them. Def info. |  |
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| Poor old Joe Piggot... on 16:58 - Jun 25 with 2720 views | Vic |
That properly made me chuckle.
And there was me thinking you couldn’t do sensible posts! |  |
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| Poor old Joe Piggot... on 17:12 - Jun 25 with 2654 views | FrimleyBlue |
Goals never really mean anything do they in friendlies let alone ones against a non league side.
But when you're wondering if a player can do bits... it actually really doesn't help him still getting a 0. Poor guy. |  |
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| Poor old Joe Piggot... on 17:42 - Jun 25 with 2545 views | Scuzzer |
Ha ha!
Joe Piggot ...Sam Parkin reincarnated. |  |
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| Poor old Joe Piggot... on 17:51 - Jun 25 with 2497 views | hoppy |
| Poor old Joe Piggot... on 17:12 - Jun 25 by FrimleyBlue |
Goals never really mean anything do they in friendlies let alone ones against a non league side.
But when you're wondering if a player can do bits... it actually really doesn't help him still getting a 0. Poor guy. |
But we won 1-0 in the half he featured in… and got a mention in the match report..
“Edwards created another opportunity on 25, cutting back from the right to Pigott, who scuffed his effort to Garnham.”
Oh. |  |
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| Poor old Joe Piggot... on 19:27 - Jun 25 with 2307 views | DJR |
Very funny but also very savage. Let's hope Piggot doesn't see it as I feel rather sorry for him. |  | | |
| Poor old Joe Piggot... on 19:48 - Jun 25 with 2252 views | Mach_foreignBlue |
| Poor old Joe Piggot... on 19:27 - Jun 25 by DJR |
Very funny but also very savage. Let's hope Piggot doesn't see it as I feel rather sorry for him. |
I hope he sees it and has a good laugh as people can't even spell his surname correctly. |  | | |
| Poor old Joe Piggot... on 20:27 - Jun 25 with 2153 views | Sweetman |
Do feel bad for the bloke, but he is dreadful. |  | | |
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| Poor old Joe Piggot... on 21:25 - Jun 25 with 1986 views | Swansea_Blue |
| Poor old Joe Piggot... on 17:12 - Jun 25 by FrimleyBlue |
Goals never really mean anything do they in friendlies let alone ones against a non league side.
But when you're wondering if a player can do bits... it actually really doesn't help him still getting a 0. Poor guy. |
What about over the course of a whole season and at no point looking like you’d know what to do with the hookers in a brothel? | |
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| Poor old Joe Piggot... on 01:15 - Jun 26 with 1735 views | BigCommon |
Poor old Joe... Plays in a 7-0 win and still gets a hard time ..? I mean, honestly.. Of all the positives you could comment on after todays run out.. Someone wants to get home and have a dig at one of our players... I am so confused by what I read on here and other SM, sometimes... I don't get why some people need a scapegoat in there lives.. Especially after a good day like today... Who's next in line for the treatment, if Joe goes? f$ckin sickens me.. |  | | |
| Poor old Joe Piggot... on 13:27 - Jun 26 with 1335 views | BlueBadger |
| Poor old Joe Piggot... on 01:15 - Jun 26 by BigCommon |
Poor old Joe... Plays in a 7-0 win and still gets a hard time ..? I mean, honestly.. Of all the positives you could comment on after todays run out.. Someone wants to get home and have a dig at one of our players... I am so confused by what I read on here and other SM, sometimes... I don't get why some people need a scapegoat in there lives.. Especially after a good day like today... Who's next in line for the treatment, if Joe goes? f$ckin sickens me.. |
Sadly, I fear his main problem is not being very good, rather than fickle fans. |  |
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| Poor old Joe Piggot... on 15:27 - Jun 26 with 1178 views | BlueBadger |
| Poor old Joe Piggot... on 17:42 - Jun 25 by Scuzzer |
Ha ha!
Joe Piggot ...Sam Parkin reincarnated. |
Parkin scored a few goals before ehe left though... | |
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| Poor old Joe Piggot... on 15:27 - Jun 26 with 1176 views | BlueBadger |
| Poor old Joe Piggot... on 15:05 - Jun 25 by Swansea_Blue |
We’re going to sell him to MK Dons and he’ll bag 30 for them. Def info. |
Is he going on a five year deal? | |
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