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With one sleep* to go... 13:31 - Jul 29 with 1011 views

Some cunit has turned up in our office today wearing a Naaaridge shirt. I was going to block it out but he had the temerity to come and speak to me...

Can't remember what exactly I said to him, but, he replied " No-one cares about us, there's only one tea m that hates us"
"Yep"
"And that's Ipswich"
"Yep"
"Who do you support? "
"Yep"
"I moved here to get away from Ipswich fans, thought be safe here"was

I have let him go back to work, but as one of the two senior staff in today I must treat all employees equally and fairly... But he's scum and early 20s, thus I have to make his life hell!

*if I'm lucky

[Post edited 29 Jul 2022 13:32]

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With one sleep* to go... on 13:34 - Jul 29 with 958 views

FrimleyBlue

Only one option really

plant some drugs in his draw

sorted

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Crossbow. Neck. Sorted. (n/t) on 13:51 - Jul 29 with 911 views

Bloots

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With one sleep* to go... on 13:51 - Jul 29 with 909 views

blueasfook

Invite him for an after work drink and beat him up.

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With one sleep* to go... on 13:56 - Jul 29 with 878 views

NthQldITFC

Engage him in a game of pat-a-cake.

They can't hack it.

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Crossbow. Neck. Sorted. (n/t) on 14:36 - Jul 29 with 787 views

You_Bloo_Right

Crossbow. Neck. Sorted. (n/t) on 13:51 - Jul 29 by Bloots

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He won't get back for many games if he's dumped in Carolina

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With one sleep* to go... on 14:52 - Jul 29 with 744 views

Fixed_It

If you have to treat all employees equally - you'll just have to call them all six-fingered sister botherers for the day...

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With one sleep* to go... on 15:02 - Jul 29 with 721 views

GeoffSentence

As a senior member of staff, perhaps you could implement a dress code for the office

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With one sleep* to go... on 15:14 - Jul 29 with 679 views

Metal_Hacker

Rim his coffee mug I say

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With one sleep* to go... on 19:51 - Jul 29 with 491 views

Pendejo

*With one sleep to go...** on 15:02 - Jul 29 by GeoffSentence
As a senior member of staff, perhaps you could implement a dress code for the office

I'd love to... But that would put me in direct conflict with my MD...

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