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Xmas jokes 17:18 - Dec 16 with 4563 viewsHARRY10

If you can't wait to pull the cracker, I'll start things off with an old favourite

Why hasn't Father Christmas gone any children ?

He only comes one a year.....

..... and that's down the chimbley
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Xmas jokes on 17:34 - Dec 16 with 3254 viewsbazza

You just back from a Christmas party.. with free bar?
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Xmas jokes on 17:35 - Dec 16 with 3252 viewsjeera

That must leave him with low elf esteem.

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Xmas jokes on 17:36 - Dec 16 with 3242 viewsbazza

Xmas jokes on 17:35 - Dec 16 by jeera

That must leave him with low elf esteem.


It’s a Claus in his contract tbf.
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Xmas jokes on 17:37 - Dec 16 with 3243 viewsKeno

Xmas jokes on 17:35 - Dec 16 by jeera

That must leave him with low elf esteem.


Surprising when you think how full is sack is

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Xmas jokes on 17:43 - Dec 16 with 3228 viewsgtsb1966

Why did HARRY10 cross the road



To get to the Ipswich Conservative club.
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Xmas jokes on 17:47 - Dec 16 with 3208 viewsronnyd

A nice low bar to start with.
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Xmas jokes on 17:49 - Dec 16 with 3212 viewsfactual_blue

Xmas jokes on 17:43 - Dec 16 by gtsb1966

Why did HARRY10 cross the road



To get to the Ipswich Conservative club.


Why did the Albanians cross the English Channel?

To get to a country with better economic opportunities than Albania.

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Xmas jokes on 18:00 - Dec 16 with 3165 viewsHARRY10

Xmas jokes on 17:43 - Dec 16 by gtsb1966

Why did HARRY10 cross the road



To get to the Ipswich Conservative club.


Why did the Albanian cross the channel ?

To wind up the bigots.
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Xmas jokes on 18:06 - Dec 16 with 3148 viewsKeno

Xmas jokes on 18:00 - Dec 16 by HARRY10

Why did the Albanian cross the channel ?

To wind up the bigots.


Why did burns cross the ball?

So chappers could head in the winner

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Xmas jokes on 18:09 - Dec 16 with 3137 viewsbazza

Xmas jokes on 18:06 - Dec 16 by Keno

Why did burns cross the ball?

So chappers could head in the winner


Could have been a nice thread with plenty of humour.. just dropped off a cliff.
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Xmas jokes on 18:12 - Dec 16 with 3137 viewsbackwaywhen

Xmas jokes on 17:49 - Dec 16 by factual_blue

Why did the Albanians cross the English Channel?

To get to a country with better economic opportunities than Albania.


That’s bol#x , as the interviewer said to one of the Albanian government bods …… why are Albanians paying criminals thousands of pounds to get to the uk ? When they can buy a plane ticket for as little as £28 then claim asylum when they get here ? ……. Answer ….. most are criminals that would not risk taking such a simple option.
The Albanian big wig was left speechless , he couldn’t answer a single word in reply !
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Xmas jokes on 18:17 - Dec 16 with 3112 viewsjeera

Xmas jokes on 18:12 - Dec 16 by backwaywhen

That’s bol#x , as the interviewer said to one of the Albanian government bods …… why are Albanians paying criminals thousands of pounds to get to the uk ? When they can buy a plane ticket for as little as £28 then claim asylum when they get here ? ……. Answer ….. most are criminals that would not risk taking such a simple option.
The Albanian big wig was left speechless , he couldn’t answer a single word in reply !


Way to trash a thread.

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Xmas jokes on 18:18 - Dec 16 with 3111 viewsHARRY10

do join in

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Xmas jokes on 18:19 - Dec 16 with 3113 viewsBloomBlue

Remember lying in bed as a kid, waiting ages for Santa to come…


Then there was that awkward silence as he got dressed and left.
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Xmas jokes on 18:24 - Dec 16 with 3098 viewsronnyd

Xmas jokes on 18:19 - Dec 16 by BloomBlue

Remember lying in bed as a kid, waiting ages for Santa to come…


Then there was that awkward silence as he got dressed and left.


Oh dear!
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Xmas jokes on 18:28 - Dec 16 with 3091 viewsgtsb1966

Xmas jokes on 17:49 - Dec 16 by factual_blue

Why did the Albanians cross the English Channel?

To get to a country with better economic opportunities than Albania.


Ruined the thread.
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Xmas jokes on 18:28 - Dec 16 with 3092 viewsBlueBadger

Xmas jokes on 18:12 - Dec 16 by backwaywhen

That’s bol#x , as the interviewer said to one of the Albanian government bods …… why are Albanians paying criminals thousands of pounds to get to the uk ? When they can buy a plane ticket for as little as £28 then claim asylum when they get here ? ……. Answer ….. most are criminals that would not risk taking such a simple option.
The Albanian big wig was left speechless , he couldn’t answer a single word in reply !


Careful walking around that village green in this icy weather. Don't eat to see you breaking a hip.

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Xmas jokes on 18:42 - Dec 16 with 3037 viewseireblue

Xmas jokes on 18:28 - Dec 16 by gtsb1966

Ruined the thread.


Not yet, allow me.

How much does Santa get charged for parking.
Nothing, it’s on the house.
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Xmas jokes on 18:42 - Dec 16 with 3037 viewsHARRY10

back on track

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Xmas jokes on 18:47 - Dec 16 with 3022 viewsHARRY10

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Xmas jokes on 18:54 - Dec 16 with 3004 viewsSwansea_Blue

Xmas jokes on 18:12 - Dec 16 by backwaywhen

That’s bol#x , as the interviewer said to one of the Albanian government bods …… why are Albanians paying criminals thousands of pounds to get to the uk ? When they can buy a plane ticket for as little as £28 then claim asylum when they get here ? ……. Answer ….. most are criminals that would not risk taking such a simple option.
The Albanian big wig was left speechless , he couldn’t answer a single word in reply !


How can they get to the UK by plane if they don’t qualify for a visa?

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Xmas jokes on 18:57 - Dec 16 with 2989 viewsNW10_Tractor

I’m getting Bonopoly Collectors Edition game for Xmas.
It's just like regular Monopoly but the streets have no names.

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Xmas jokes on 19:12 - Dec 16 with 2958 viewsfactual_blue

Xmas jokes on 17:43 - Dec 16 by gtsb1966

Why did HARRY10 cross the road



To get to the Ipswich Conservative club.


Ruined the thread.

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Xmas jokes on 19:13 - Dec 16 with 2960 viewseireblue

Xmas jokes on 18:57 - Dec 16 by NW10_Tractor

I’m getting Bonopoly Collectors Edition game for Xmas.
It's just like regular Monopoly but the streets have no names.


So when you are trying to get a set, must make it hard to know what you are still looking for?
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Xmas jokes on 19:36 - Dec 16 with 2925 viewsbackwaywhen

Xmas jokes on 18:54 - Dec 16 by Swansea_Blue

How can they get to the UK by plane if they don’t qualify for a visa?


They apply for visitor visa in Albania , if their nit crims they will get issued with one …. Simple solution , if your a good citizen.
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