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My Wife has utterly screwed the football for me tonight. 17:33 - Apr 18 with 1365 viewsstickymockwell

I knew I couldn't go because she has an op today. It got delayed by a couple of hours and I've just had a call from he hospital to pick her up around 8.30.
I can't even watch it on ifollow now. So selfish.

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My Wife has utterly screwed the football for me tonight. on 17:40 - Apr 18 with 1247 viewsKeno

Just text her about 8.15 to say the traffic is really bad and you won’t be there for a couple of hours


Ps I hope she is ok?

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My Wife has utterly screwed the football for me tonight. on 17:43 - Apr 18 with 1209 viewsFrimleyBlue

Easy

Txt
" just on route"

" stuck in traffic.. be there ASAP

" accident on route. Waiting for road to clear"


"We wo!!!!!! Sorry I mean I'm clear of accident. Be there 10 minutes.

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My Wife has utterly screwed the football for me tonight. on 17:52 - Apr 18 with 1160 viewsFarmerpiles

Taxi. Meanwhile you get to PR.
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My Wife has utterly screwed the football for me tonight. on 17:53 - Apr 18 with 1150 viewsnoggin

Can't she take a bus?

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My Wife has utterly screwed the football for me tonight. on 17:54 - Apr 18 with 1140 viewsSwansea_Blue

My Wife has utterly screwed the football for me tonight. on 17:40 - Apr 18 by Keno

Just text her about 8.15 to say the traffic is really bad and you won’t be there for a couple of hours


Ps I hope she is ok?


“I hope she is ok?”

FFS Keno, she’s messed up his football and all you can think of is her well being. What’s wrong with you buh?



(I hope she’s ok Sticky)

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My Wife has utterly screwed the football for me tonight. on 17:59 - Apr 18 with 1116 viewsstickymockwell

I knew you'd all be on my side!
Cheers

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Or walk ffs? on 18:00 - Apr 18 with 1111 viewsDyland

My Wife has utterly screwed the football for me tonight. on 17:53 - Apr 18 by noggin

Can't she take a bus?


Sheesh

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Joking aside on 18:00 - Apr 18 with 1100 viewsDyland

My Wife has utterly screwed the football for me tonight. on 17:59 - Apr 18 by stickymockwell

I knew you'd all be on my side!
Cheers


I hope the op goes well Stickers :)

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My Wife has utterly screwed the football for me tonight. on 18:02 - Apr 18 with 1081 viewsstickymockwell

My Wife has utterly screwed the football for me tonight. on 17:54 - Apr 18 by Swansea_Blue

“I hope she is ok?”

FFS Keno, she’s messed up his football and all you can think of is her well being. What’s wrong with you buh?



(I hope she’s ok Sticky)


She's fine!
In recovery now ruining my day.

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My Wife has utterly screwed the football for me tonight. on 18:05 - Apr 18 with 1052 viewsRyorry

My Wife has utterly screwed the football for me tonight. on 17:53 - Apr 18 by noggin

Can't she take a bus?


Yeah, Lagos just posted they go every 2 hrs, so she'd only have to wait 1 hr 55 mins at most & the forecast is for a balmy 9C with only a 10mph NE wind

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My Wife has utterly screwed the football for me tonight. on 18:06 - Apr 18 with 1020 viewsSwansea_Blue

My Wife has utterly screwed the football for me tonight. on 18:05 - Apr 18 by Ryorry

Yeah, Lagos just posted they go every 2 hrs, so she'd only have to wait 1 hr 55 mins at most & the forecast is for a balmy 9C with only a 10mph NE wind


Fresh air’s meant to be good for recuperation

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My Wife has utterly screwed the football for me tonight. on 18:06 - Apr 18 with 1020 viewsRyorry

My Wife has utterly screwed the football for me tonight. on 18:02 - Apr 18 by stickymockwell

She's fine!
In recovery now ruining my day.


Useful substitute if the ref doesn't do it for you

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My Wife has utterly screwed the football for me tonight. on 18:07 - Apr 18 with 1008 viewsNthQldITFC

Unless she's had both legs off, surely she could get herself home?

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My Wife has utterly screwed the football for me tonight. on 18:08 - Apr 18 with 1003 viewsstickymockwell

My Wife has utterly screwed the football for me tonight. on 18:06 - Apr 18 by Ryorry

Useful substitute if the ref doesn't do it for you


I did wait for her to be fine before posting this BTW.

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My Wife has utterly screwed the football for me tonight. on 18:10 - Apr 18 with 983 viewsbilllm

Actually had similar, when we beat Newcastle at home,
Didn't think I was going as she was due out at 1pm,
Nurse called at 12 said pick her up at 5.30 after football,
Obviously my wife told her,happy days,
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My Wife has utterly screwed the football for me tonight. on 18:18 - Apr 18 with 929 viewsRyorry

My Wife has utterly screwed the football for me tonight. on 18:10 - Apr 18 by billlm

Actually had similar, when we beat Newcastle at home,
Didn't think I was going as she was due out at 1pm,
Nurse called at 12 said pick her up at 5.30 after football,
Obviously my wife told her,happy days,


You married a good 'un.

Maybe the nurse was a Town supporter too!
[Post edited 18 Apr 2023 18:19]

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My Wife has utterly screwed the football for me tonight. on 18:31 - Apr 18 with 802 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

My Wife has utterly screwed the football for me tonight. on 18:10 - Apr 18 by billlm

Actually had similar, when we beat Newcastle at home,
Didn't think I was going as she was due out at 1pm,
Nurse called at 12 said pick her up at 5.30 after football,
Obviously my wife told her,happy days,


Looks like Mrsstickymockwell doesn't love him.

Edit....so he might as well go to the match.
[Post edited 18 Apr 2023 18:40]

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