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I've got an irrational fear/phobia of..... 18:38 - Sep 20 with 3773 views

...spiders.

I'm comfortable enough to admit it, I hate them.

Anyway, one the size of a dinner plate just ran up my arm. I absolutely crapped myself and screamed like a little girl.

The wife is out, so I've had to spend the last 30 mins alternating between chasing it around the living room and running away when it turned and ran towards me.

Pretty sure I've managed to "hoover" the monster up, but it was under the sofa so I'm not 100% certain.

I've now had to put the vacuum cleaner out in the garage, the wife can deal with it later.

I'm still sweating like a Prince in a Pizza Express.

FFS, I'm a grown man.

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I've got an irrational fear/phobia of..... on 20:03 - Sep 20 with 1203 views

Mullet

I've got an irrational fear/phobia of..... on 18:57 - Sep 20 by Dubtractor
I'm pretty relaxed about spiders in the house, or in general, but doesn't change the fact the I squealed like a girl* when I noticed a harvestman climbing up my beard whilst gardening at the weekend. *or a boy.

How long had he been there before you made him homeless?

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I've got an irrational fear/phobia of..... on 20:09 - Sep 20 with 1195 views

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I personally fear the earwig. Horrendous creatures

I've got an irrational fear/phobia of..... on 20:19 - Sep 20 with 1159 views

Kropotkin123

Can't it just crawl out of the hoover? I think you'll need to pick it up an put it outside.

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I've got an irrational fear/phobia of..... on 20:31 - Sep 20 with 1121 views

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I've got an irrational fear/phobia of..... on 20:03 - Sep 20 by Mullet
How long had he been there before you made him homeless?

possibly a few days.

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I've got an irrational fear/phobia of..... on 20:33 - Sep 20 with 1114 views

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I've got an irrational fear/phobia of..... on 20:31 - Sep 20 by Dubtractor
possibly a few days.

You Tory! Booting the helpless out of their house. Tut.

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I've got an irrational fear/phobia of..... on 20:44 - Sep 20 with 1099 views

Powrigan

Spiders are wonderful creatures, you can guarantee a few are enjoying living in your bedroom whilst you are asleep.

I've got an irrational fear/phobia of..... on 21:09 - Sep 20 with 1060 views

homer_123

I can deal with them when they are stationary.

However, once they go all Linford Christie - I'm fecked.

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I've got an irrational fear/phobia of..... on 21:13 - Sep 20 with 1053 views

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There must be something on the internet that can help you, have you tried getting fully into the web ?

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I've got an irrational fear/phobia of..... on 09:38 - Sep 21 with 973 views

cordonblue

I feel your pain down to my very bones.

Currently one residing in my shed, which at first I thought was a rat. So that's a no go zone.

When I bump into a biggun and I am in the house on my own, I stick a bowl over it and leave it there. The Mrs now knows to expect Shelob under there and is under strict instructions to depose of it at the end of the garden on the compost heap...

Hang in there chap, mating season (grim) so they are all out looking for pals atm.

I've got an irrational fear/phobia of..... on 16:51 - Sep 21 with 907 views

Powrigan

I've got an irrational fear/phobia of..... on 09:38 - Sep 21 by cordonblue

Just embrace the fact that a cute little creature has made your shed his/her castle!!!

OK, side plate then.... on 16:58 - Sep 21 with 887 views

Tractor_Buck

OK, side plate then.... on 19:18 - Sep 20 by Bloots
...it was massive. It had hairy knees and massive eyes. Probably a tarantula. On my arm. It might still be here. I'm totally traumatised.

It had hairy knees and massive eyes.

That's not a spider, it's a Gruffalo. (One for the mid-2000s parents there)

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