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Norwich jokes about us 23:12 - Sep 20 with 7681 viewslizzibee

Came across this. The starting line on trophy cabinet contents is hilarious!
https://forum.pinkun.com/index.php?/topic/153085-best-ipswich-town-jokes/&ta

Do they have a trophy cabinet?
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Norwich jokes about us on 10:56 - Sep 21 with 1708 viewsKeno

Norwich jokes about us on 10:40 - Sep 21 by yellowrider

Believe it or not (and most Yellow refuse to do so), I 100% agree with the point about the three competitions you've won and that we have not scaled those heights. Surprised you failed to mention another fact about two of your managers also! Perhaps you struggle to recall that?
However, your point about 'millions spent on your pitch' just shows for how long you've neglected it! FCR has had undersoil heating for many years (the boy Chase installed it in fact). The pitch is one of those hybrid artificial / natural grass concoctions and (again) was laid several year ago. On season tickets, we have sold out for years and years imposing a cap just like yourselves. Do try and keep up with the facts!


Interesting you call it F4cking Carrot Road as well

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Norwich jokes about us on 11:01 - Sep 21 with 1687 viewsblueasfook

These guys don't understand irony do they?

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Norwich jokes about us on 11:01 - Sep 21 with 1686 viewsChampionsofInnsbruck

Norwich jokes about us on 07:44 - Sep 21 by Vic

Those are really sad. I mean, I don’t mind a chuckle at our expense, and jokes about our last 20 yrs can have a ring of truth about them, but things like the trophies and Europe ? Really? I can only assume the children had a PD day in Norwich yesterday!


We're still the only East Anglian side to play in Europe THIS century, and we haven't played in the top flight foe 20 odd years. If that doesn't show you how little Norwich have progressed since their "dominance" of the last two decades, nothing else will.

Norwich are nothing more than a yo-yo club living off of that Premier League handout money. No aspiration, no real achievements. Even Swansea, Wigan and Pompey have done more than they have in the last 20 years and they have been in the lower tiers for chunks of it.
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Norwich jokes about us on 11:33 - Sep 21 with 1644 viewsnorth_stand77

Norwich jokes about us on 10:40 - Sep 21 by yellowrider

Believe it or not (and most Yellow refuse to do so), I 100% agree with the point about the three competitions you've won and that we have not scaled those heights. Surprised you failed to mention another fact about two of your managers also! Perhaps you struggle to recall that?
However, your point about 'millions spent on your pitch' just shows for how long you've neglected it! FCR has had undersoil heating for many years (the boy Chase installed it in fact). The pitch is one of those hybrid artificial / natural grass concoctions and (again) was laid several year ago. On season tickets, we have sold out for years and years imposing a cap just like yourselves. Do try and keep up with the facts!


Wow, that really is some achievement for 'the boy Chase' to replace the playing surface all on his own!

Whereas here at Portman Road, we employed a team of world class professional experts to completely renew our state of the art pitch.
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Norwich jokes about us on 11:47 - Sep 21 with 1616 viewsWeWereZombies

Norwich jokes about us on 10:40 - Sep 21 by yellowrider

Believe it or not (and most Yellow refuse to do so), I 100% agree with the point about the three competitions you've won and that we have not scaled those heights. Surprised you failed to mention another fact about two of your managers also! Perhaps you struggle to recall that?
However, your point about 'millions spent on your pitch' just shows for how long you've neglected it! FCR has had undersoil heating for many years (the boy Chase installed it in fact). The pitch is one of those hybrid artificial / natural grass concoctions and (again) was laid several year ago. On season tickets, we have sold out for years and years imposing a cap just like yourselves. Do try and keep up with the facts!


Thanks for visiting, and it has to be said that, on paper, you have a very good team this season. What a shame for you that football is played on grass...

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Norwich jokes about us on 14:09 - Sep 21 with 1529 viewsFBI

Definition of a virgin from Norwich? A girl who can run faster than her brother.

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Norwich jokes about us on 14:10 - Sep 21 with 1529 viewsStu_Magoo

Norwich jokes about us on 10:40 - Sep 21 by yellowrider

Believe it or not (and most Yellow refuse to do so), I 100% agree with the point about the three competitions you've won and that we have not scaled those heights. Surprised you failed to mention another fact about two of your managers also! Perhaps you struggle to recall that?
However, your point about 'millions spent on your pitch' just shows for how long you've neglected it! FCR has had undersoil heating for many years (the boy Chase installed it in fact). The pitch is one of those hybrid artificial / natural grass concoctions and (again) was laid several year ago. On season tickets, we have sold out for years and years imposing a cap just like yourselves. Do try and keep up with the facts!


Go away knob-chops.

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Norwich jokes about us on 17:18 - Sep 21 with 1426 viewsBlueBadger

Norwich jokes about us on 11:01 - Sep 21 by blueasfook

These guys don't understand irony do they?


Sure they do.

'aaaasssss wot we yewse her get creases out of cloothes'.

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Norwich jokes about us on 17:21 - Sep 21 with 1419 viewsTheBoyBlue

The first two are a stunning misreading of the room when comparing our trophy cabinet to theirs and the fact that we've been in Europe twice since their one and only go at it!
[Post edited 21 Sep 2023 17:22]

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Norwich jokes about us on 18:06 - Sep 21 with 1377 viewsronnyd

Norwich jokes about us on 09:47 - Sep 21 by Keno

Some of those almost make Michael McIntyre seems funny ..... almost


Sorry, Michael McIntyre could never, ever be funny.
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Norwich jokes about us on 20:26 - Sep 21 with 1324 viewsthatbdude

Norwich jokes about us on 10:40 - Sep 21 by yellowrider

Believe it or not (and most Yellow refuse to do so), I 100% agree with the point about the three competitions you've won and that we have not scaled those heights. Surprised you failed to mention another fact about two of your managers also! Perhaps you struggle to recall that?
However, your point about 'millions spent on your pitch' just shows for how long you've neglected it! FCR has had undersoil heating for many years (the boy Chase installed it in fact). The pitch is one of those hybrid artificial / natural grass concoctions and (again) was laid several year ago. On season tickets, we have sold out for years and years imposing a cap just like yourselves. Do try and keep up with the facts!


What a bad take.

Were the only East Anglian club to play in Europe in the 21st Century.
We have more trophies (The League, UEFA Cup, FA Cup).
FPR is a bigger and better ground that Carrot Rud.

Embarrassing really
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Norwich jokes about us on 21:23 - Sep 21 with 1293 viewsgosblue

One or two are actually funny.
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Norwich jokes about us on 21:43 - Sep 21 with 1270 viewsbazza

Some of those jokes are So poor, it Hurts to read them.
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Norwich jokes about us on 09:24 - Sep 22 with 1186 viewsOldFart71

Norwich jokes about us on 10:40 - Sep 21 by yellowrider

Believe it or not (and most Yellow refuse to do so), I 100% agree with the point about the three competitions you've won and that we have not scaled those heights. Surprised you failed to mention another fact about two of your managers also! Perhaps you struggle to recall that?
However, your point about 'millions spent on your pitch' just shows for how long you've neglected it! FCR has had undersoil heating for many years (the boy Chase installed it in fact). The pitch is one of those hybrid artificial / natural grass concoctions and (again) was laid several year ago. On season tickets, we have sold out for years and years imposing a cap just like yourselves. Do try and keep up with the facts!


We are aware that under the Marcus Evans regime virtually everything was neglected. It was front page news when the turnstiles were painted. The current management are and have been aware since they arrived under the new ownership that much needed doing. It is being done and although it will take a huge effort and more money the aim is obviously the Premiership. But speaking on behalf of many fans we don't want to be a yo-yo club fliting between the Prem and Championship. So whilst I would love us to make the Premier League this year I would rather we consolodate and improve the squad so it is ready.
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Norwich jokes about us on 09:30 - Sep 22 with 1167 viewsGeoffSentence

Norwich jokes about us on 10:40 - Sep 21 by yellowrider

Believe it or not (and most Yellow refuse to do so), I 100% agree with the point about the three competitions you've won and that we have not scaled those heights. Surprised you failed to mention another fact about two of your managers also! Perhaps you struggle to recall that?
However, your point about 'millions spent on your pitch' just shows for how long you've neglected it! FCR has had undersoil heating for many years (the boy Chase installed it in fact). The pitch is one of those hybrid artificial / natural grass concoctions and (again) was laid several year ago. On season tickets, we have sold out for years and years imposing a cap just like yourselves. Do try and keep up with the facts!


The 'boy chase' was only keen on undersoil heating because he thought, if he turned it up high enough.......

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Norwich jokes about us on 09:46 - Sep 22 with 1151 viewsJackNorthStand

I’ve got to say, whilst I don’t always agree with posters on here. The general whit / intellect of Ipswich posters to this forum seems much higher than that of Norwich.
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