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Anyone else not in a twtd clique? 18:52 - May 15 with 8924 viewsDubtractor

Fancy starting one?

No idea what my ideal agenda would be, so I'm open to suggestions?

I was born underwater, I dried out in the sun. I started humping volcanoes baby, when I was too young.
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Anyone else not in a twtd clique? on 09:41 - May 16 with 1412 viewsWeWereZombies

Anyone else not in a twtd clique? on 09:28 - May 16 by footers

How will I recognise you at PR without your b*tt*nb*rg face mask? Or do you still wear it?


Tsk, battenberg should always be kept in a small but tough Tupperware box that fits neatly into a pocket. It can then be briefly shown as certain proof that the carrier is a person of wealth and taste...

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Anyone else not in a twtd clique? on 09:41 - May 16 with 1413 viewshoppy

Anyone else not in a twtd clique? on 09:28 - May 16 by footers

How will I recognise you at PR without your b*tt*nb*rg face mask? Or do you still wear it?


First rule of Battenberg Club is….

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Anyone else not in a twtd clique? on 09:45 - May 16 with 1388 viewsblueasfook

It seems the elites have disbanded now so yeah I am looking for a new clique.

Grumpy middle-aged men?

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Anyone else not in a twtd clique? on 09:46 - May 16 with 1361 viewsblueasfook

Anyone else not in a twtd clique? on 09:23 - May 16 by Ewan_Oozami

You're definitely in the Double "O" clique, along with other outstanding members......


Double O clique. I qualify for that. Woop woop! Do we have a catchphrase?

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Anyone else not in a twtd clique? on 09:48 - May 16 with 1372 viewsHerbivore

Anyone else not in a twtd clique? on 09:45 - May 16 by blueasfook

It seems the elites have disbanded now so yeah I am looking for a new clique.

Grumpy middle-aged men?


We could form an unlikely alliance over shared middle aged grumpiness. I don't do cliques though, only informal associations.

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Anyone else not in a twtd clique? on 09:49 - May 16 with 1344 viewsblueasfook

Anyone else not in a twtd clique? on 09:48 - May 16 by Herbivore

We could form an unlikely alliance over shared middle aged grumpiness. I don't do cliques though, only informal associations.


Happy to share my middle-aged grumpy gripes with you Herbers!

Kids these days, I'll tell yer. Dont know they're born.

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Anyone else not in a twtd clique? on 09:50 - May 16 with 1358 viewsfooters

Anyone else not in a twtd clique? on 09:41 - May 16 by hoppy

First rule of Battenberg Club is….


Don't eat it.

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Dub, pills and trance techno? on 09:50 - May 16 with 1359 viewsleitrimblue

Dub, pills and trance techno? on 20:20 - May 15 by Dyland

And Masters of the Universe and Battle of the Planets obviously.


I could do Dub, pills ( though mainly reminiscing about pills of days gone by as opposed to necking a handful of Mitzys) and Jungle produced in and around 94?
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Dub, pills and trance techno? on 09:52 - May 16 with 1349 viewsfooters

Dub, pills and trance techno? on 09:50 - May 16 by leitrimblue

I could do Dub, pills ( though mainly reminiscing about pills of days gone by as opposed to necking a handful of Mitzys) and Jungle produced in and around 94?


Oooh, can I join? I've got loads of Dreamscape records.


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Anyone else not in a twtd clique? on 09:53 - May 16 with 1340 viewsEwan_Oozami

Anyone else not in a twtd clique? on 09:50 - May 16 by footers

Don't eat it.


..without an accompanying cup of PG....

You are the obsolete SRN4 to my Fairey Rotodyne....
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Anyone else not in a twtd clique? on 09:54 - May 16 with 1314 viewsEwan_Oozami

Anyone else not in a twtd clique? on 09:41 - May 16 by WeWereZombies

Tsk, battenberg should always be kept in a small but tough Tupperware box that fits neatly into a pocket. It can then be briefly shown as certain proof that the carrier is a person of wealth and taste...


This is where mini Battenbergs come in....

You are the obsolete SRN4 to my Fairey Rotodyne....
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Anyone else not in a twtd clique? on 09:56 - May 16 with 1304 viewsleitrimblue

Anyone else not in a twtd clique? on 09:46 - May 16 by blueasfook

Double O clique. I qualify for that. Woop woop! Do we have a catchphrase?


Have you considered applying to the City Elite?
I think their looking for a replacement for the chubby big eared farm boy who keeps eating the drum
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Dub, pills and trance techno? on 09:57 - May 16 with 1298 viewsleitrimblue

Dub, pills and trance techno? on 09:52 - May 16 by footers

Oooh, can I join? I've got loads of Dreamscape records.



Yer in
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To paraphrase Groucho Marx on 10:00 - May 16 with 1280 viewsSharkey

To paraphrase Groucho Marx on 19:10 - May 15 by WeWereZombies

I don't want to be part of a clique that will have someone like me as a member...


Is that where the adjective 'grouchy' comes from?
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Anyone else not in a twtd clique? on 10:06 - May 16 with 1258 viewsHerbivore

Anyone else not in a twtd clique? on 09:49 - May 16 by blueasfook

Happy to share my middle-aged grumpy gripes with you Herbers!

Kids these days, I'll tell yer. Dont know they're born.


Bunch of snowflakes, mate. Think the world owes them a favour.

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To paraphrase Groucho Marx on 10:10 - May 16 with 1237 viewsWeWereZombies

To paraphrase Groucho Marx on 10:00 - May 16 by Sharkey

Is that where the adjective 'grouchy' comes from?


OED 'late 19th century: variant of obsolete grutch, from Old French grouchier ‘to grumble, murmur’, of unknown origin'

So I guess that Groucho Marx (of the don't want to join a club that would have me quip) took on the word rather than gave his name to a stance. See also that muppet Oscar.

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To paraphrase Groucho Marx on 10:17 - May 16 with 1214 viewsfooters

To paraphrase Groucho Marx on 10:10 - May 16 by WeWereZombies

OED 'late 19th century: variant of obsolete grutch, from Old French grouchier ‘to grumble, murmur’, of unknown origin'

So I guess that Groucho Marx (of the don't want to join a club that would have me quip) took on the word rather than gave his name to a stance. See also that muppet Oscar.


A few years back Sesame Street decided to introduce a new homeless muppet.

Many people pointed out, at the time, that Oscar had been living in a dustbin for some decades.

Terrible really.

Wonder how Nagg and Nell feel about it all. Or maybe it's time to put a lid on it.

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To paraphrase Groucho Marx on 10:19 - May 16 with 1194 viewsWeWereZombies

To paraphrase Groucho Marx on 10:17 - May 16 by footers

A few years back Sesame Street decided to introduce a new homeless muppet.

Many people pointed out, at the time, that Oscar had been living in a dustbin for some decades.

Terrible really.

Wonder how Nagg and Nell feel about it all. Or maybe it's time to put a lid on it.


I refuse to contribute a pun at this point...

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TOTP Friday night club? (n/t) on 10:24 - May 16 with 1148 viewsBloots


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Anyone else not in a twtd clique? on 10:29 - May 16 with 1127 viewsblueasfook

Anyone else not in a twtd clique? on 09:56 - May 16 by leitrimblue

Have you considered applying to the City Elite?
I think their looking for a replacement for the chubby big eared farm boy who keeps eating the drum


I do have a drum kit as it happens. Just need to get lobotomised to lower my IQ a bit

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Anyone else not in a twtd clique? on 10:40 - May 16 with 1108 viewsleitrimblue

Anyone else not in a twtd clique? on 10:29 - May 16 by blueasfook

I do have a drum kit as it happens. Just need to get lobotomised to lower my IQ a bit


We just need to find a way to stretch yer ears then and we're in.
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TOTP Friday night club? (n/t) on 10:42 - May 16 with 1100 viewsDubtractor

TOTP Friday night club? (n/t) on 10:24 - May 16 by Bloots



Perfect!

I was born underwater, I dried out in the sun. I started humping volcanoes baby, when I was too young.
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To paraphrase Groucho Marx on 11:21 - May 16 with 1050 viewshoppy

To paraphrase Groucho Marx on 10:19 - May 16 by WeWereZombies

I refuse to contribute a pun at this point...


Probably would’ve been rubbish anyway…

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Anyone else not in a twtd clique? on 11:25 - May 16 with 1029 viewsblueasfook

Anyone else not in a twtd clique? on 10:40 - May 16 by leitrimblue

We just need to find a way to stretch yer ears then and we're in.
You could be like a sleeper agent. Top tip, when their discussing their sisters just nod yer head and say nothing..


Dont you just say "phwoar, me sister be well fit"

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To paraphrase Groucho Marx on 11:27 - May 16 with 1032 viewsWeWereZombies

To paraphrase Groucho Marx on 11:21 - May 16 by hoppy

Probably would’ve been rubbish anyway…


Well comments like that just make me feel that all my good work on here goes to waste...

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