Anyone else not in a twtd clique? 18:52 - May 15 with 8921 views | Dubtractor | Fancy starting one? No idea what my ideal agenda would be, so I'm open to suggestions? |  |
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Anyone else not in a twtd clique? on 09:41 - May 16 with 1410 views | WeWereZombies |
Anyone else not in a twtd clique? on 09:28 - May 16 by footers | How will I recognise you at PR without your b*tt*nb*rg face mask? Or do you still wear it? |
Tsk, battenberg should always be kept in a small but tough Tupperware box that fits neatly into a pocket. It can then be briefly shown as certain proof that the carrier is a person of wealth and taste... |  |
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Anyone else not in a twtd clique? on 09:41 - May 16 with 1411 views | hoppy |
Anyone else not in a twtd clique? on 09:28 - May 16 by footers | How will I recognise you at PR without your b*tt*nb*rg face mask? Or do you still wear it? |
First rule of Battenberg Club is…. |  |
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Anyone else not in a twtd clique? on 09:45 - May 16 with 1386 views | blueasfook | It seems the elites have disbanded now so yeah I am looking for a new clique. Grumpy middle-aged men? |  |
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Anyone else not in a twtd clique? on 09:46 - May 16 with 1359 views | blueasfook |
Anyone else not in a twtd clique? on 09:23 - May 16 by Ewan_Oozami | You're definitely in the Double "O" clique, along with other outstanding members...... |
Double O clique. I qualify for that. Woop woop! Do we have a catchphrase? |  |
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Anyone else not in a twtd clique? on 09:48 - May 16 with 1370 views | Herbivore |
Anyone else not in a twtd clique? on 09:45 - May 16 by blueasfook | It seems the elites have disbanded now so yeah I am looking for a new clique. Grumpy middle-aged men? |
We could form an unlikely alliance over shared middle aged grumpiness. I don't do cliques though, only informal associations. |  |
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Anyone else not in a twtd clique? on 09:49 - May 16 with 1342 views | blueasfook |
Anyone else not in a twtd clique? on 09:48 - May 16 by Herbivore | We could form an unlikely alliance over shared middle aged grumpiness. I don't do cliques though, only informal associations. |
Happy to share my middle-aged grumpy gripes with you Herbers! Kids these days, I'll tell yer. Dont know they're born. |  |
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Anyone else not in a twtd clique? on 09:50 - May 16 with 1356 views | footers |
Anyone else not in a twtd clique? on 09:41 - May 16 by hoppy | First rule of Battenberg Club is…. |
Don't eat it. |  |
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Dub, pills and trance techno? on 09:50 - May 16 with 1357 views | leitrimblue |
Dub, pills and trance techno? on 20:20 - May 15 by Dyland | And Masters of the Universe and Battle of the Planets obviously. |
I could do Dub, pills ( though mainly reminiscing about pills of days gone by as opposed to necking a handful of Mitzys) and Jungle produced in and around 94? |  | |  | Login to get fewer ads
Dub, pills and trance techno? on 09:52 - May 16 with 1347 views | footers |
Dub, pills and trance techno? on 09:50 - May 16 by leitrimblue | I could do Dub, pills ( though mainly reminiscing about pills of days gone by as opposed to necking a handful of Mitzys) and Jungle produced in and around 94? |
Oooh, can I join? I've got loads of Dreamscape records. |  |
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Anyone else not in a twtd clique? on 09:53 - May 16 with 1338 views | Ewan_Oozami |
Anyone else not in a twtd clique? on 09:50 - May 16 by footers | Don't eat it. |
..without an accompanying cup of PG.... |  |
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Anyone else not in a twtd clique? on 09:54 - May 16 with 1312 views | Ewan_Oozami |
Anyone else not in a twtd clique? on 09:41 - May 16 by WeWereZombies | Tsk, battenberg should always be kept in a small but tough Tupperware box that fits neatly into a pocket. It can then be briefly shown as certain proof that the carrier is a person of wealth and taste... |
This is where mini Battenbergs come in.... |  |
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Anyone else not in a twtd clique? on 09:56 - May 16 with 1302 views | leitrimblue |
Anyone else not in a twtd clique? on 09:46 - May 16 by blueasfook | Double O clique. I qualify for that. Woop woop! Do we have a catchphrase? |
Have you considered applying to the City Elite? I think their looking for a replacement for the chubby big eared farm boy who keeps eating the drum |  | |  |
Dub, pills and trance techno? on 09:57 - May 16 with 1296 views | leitrimblue |
Dub, pills and trance techno? on 09:52 - May 16 by footers | Oooh, can I join? I've got loads of Dreamscape records. |
Yer in |  | |  |
To paraphrase Groucho Marx on 10:00 - May 16 with 1278 views | Sharkey |
To paraphrase Groucho Marx on 19:10 - May 15 by WeWereZombies | I don't want to be part of a clique that will have someone like me as a member... |
Is that where the adjective 'grouchy' comes from? |  | |  |
Anyone else not in a twtd clique? on 10:06 - May 16 with 1256 views | Herbivore |
Anyone else not in a twtd clique? on 09:49 - May 16 by blueasfook | Happy to share my middle-aged grumpy gripes with you Herbers! Kids these days, I'll tell yer. Dont know they're born. |
Bunch of snowflakes, mate. Think the world owes them a favour. |  |
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To paraphrase Groucho Marx on 10:10 - May 16 with 1235 views | WeWereZombies |
To paraphrase Groucho Marx on 10:00 - May 16 by Sharkey | Is that where the adjective 'grouchy' comes from? |
OED 'late 19th century: variant of obsolete grutch, from Old French grouchier ‘to grumble, murmur’, of unknown origin' So I guess that Groucho Marx (of the don't want to join a club that would have me quip) took on the word rather than gave his name to a stance. See also that muppet Oscar. |  |
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To paraphrase Groucho Marx on 10:17 - May 16 with 1212 views | footers |
To paraphrase Groucho Marx on 10:10 - May 16 by WeWereZombies | OED 'late 19th century: variant of obsolete grutch, from Old French grouchier ‘to grumble, murmur’, of unknown origin' So I guess that Groucho Marx (of the don't want to join a club that would have me quip) took on the word rather than gave his name to a stance. See also that muppet Oscar. |
A few years back Sesame Street decided to introduce a new homeless muppet. Many people pointed out, at the time, that Oscar had been living in a dustbin for some decades. Terrible really. Wonder how Nagg and Nell feel about it all. Or maybe it's time to put a lid on it. |  |
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To paraphrase Groucho Marx on 10:19 - May 16 with 1192 views | WeWereZombies |
To paraphrase Groucho Marx on 10:17 - May 16 by footers | A few years back Sesame Street decided to introduce a new homeless muppet. Many people pointed out, at the time, that Oscar had been living in a dustbin for some decades. Terrible really. Wonder how Nagg and Nell feel about it all. Or maybe it's time to put a lid on it. |
I refuse to contribute a pun at this point... |  |
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TOTP Friday night club? (n/t) on 10:24 - May 16 with 1146 views | Bloots | |  |
| "He's been a really positive influence on my life, I think he's a great man" - TWTD User (May 2025) |
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Anyone else not in a twtd clique? on 10:29 - May 16 with 1125 views | blueasfook |
Anyone else not in a twtd clique? on 09:56 - May 16 by leitrimblue | Have you considered applying to the City Elite? I think their looking for a replacement for the chubby big eared farm boy who keeps eating the drum |
I do have a drum kit as it happens. Just need to get lobotomised to lower my IQ a bit |  |
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Anyone else not in a twtd clique? on 10:40 - May 16 with 1106 views | leitrimblue |
Anyone else not in a twtd clique? on 10:29 - May 16 by blueasfook | I do have a drum kit as it happens. Just need to get lobotomised to lower my IQ a bit |
We just need to find a way to stretch yer ears then and we're in. You could be like a sleeper agent. Top tip, when their discussing their sisters just nod yer head and say nothing.. |  | |  |
TOTP Friday night club? (n/t) on 10:42 - May 16 with 1098 views | Dubtractor |
TOTP Friday night club? (n/t) on 10:24 - May 16 by Bloots | |
Perfect! |  |
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To paraphrase Groucho Marx on 11:21 - May 16 with 1048 views | hoppy |
To paraphrase Groucho Marx on 10:19 - May 16 by WeWereZombies | I refuse to contribute a pun at this point... |
Probably would’ve been rubbish anyway… |  |
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Anyone else not in a twtd clique? on 11:25 - May 16 with 1027 views | blueasfook |
Anyone else not in a twtd clique? on 10:40 - May 16 by leitrimblue | We just need to find a way to stretch yer ears then and we're in. You could be like a sleeper agent. Top tip, when their discussing their sisters just nod yer head and say nothing.. |
Dont you just say "phwoar, me sister be well fit" |  |
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To paraphrase Groucho Marx on 11:27 - May 16 with 1030 views | WeWereZombies |
To paraphrase Groucho Marx on 11:21 - May 16 by hoppy | Probably would’ve been rubbish anyway… |
Well comments like that just make me feel that all my good work on here goes to waste... |  |
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