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First we had an empire 20:02 - Jun 12 with 3028 views

that was led by an emporer.
Then we had a kingdom that was led by a king.
Now we have a country

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First we had an empire on 20:18 - Jun 12 with 2933 views

Bigalhunter

At last, something you are genuinely in contention for.

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First we had an empire on 20:25 - Jun 12 with 2912 views

Swansea_Blue

And to think that some numpties want to make us it a more racist and little country led by a little racist c****

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First we had an empire on 20:26 - Jun 12 with 2897 views

blueasfook

First we had an empire on 20:25 - Jun 12 by Swansea_Blue
And to think that some numpties want to make us it a more racist and little country led by a little racist c****

It was a joke, sheez.

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First we had an empire on 20:36 - Jun 12 with 2838 views

wkj

I'm pretty sure no empire has ever been run by an emporer

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First we had an empire on 20:39 - Jun 12 with 2818 views

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First we had an empire on 20:36 - Jun 12 by wkj
I'm pretty sure no empire has ever been run by an emporer

It would have been all the peeror for it

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First we had an empire on 20:47 - Jun 12 with 2794 views

J2BLUE

First we had an empire on 20:36 - Jun 12 by wkj
I'm pretty sure no empire has ever been run by an emporer

Emperor Shōwa?

First we had an empire on 20:52 - Jun 12 with 2756 views

blueasfook

First we had an empire on 20:36 - Jun 12 by wkj
I'm pretty sure no empire has ever been run by an emporer

I stole the joke from Jethro. Don't have a go at me. I don't write this material

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First we had an empire on 21:02 - Jun 12 with 2704 views

Swansea_Blue

First we had an empire on 20:26 - Jun 12 by blueasfook
It was a joke, sheez.

Couldn’t have been. It didn’t start with ‘an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walking into a bar’

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First we had an empire on 23:45 - Jun 12 with 2490 views

BlueBadger

First we had an empire on 20:52 - Jun 12 by blueasfook
I stole the joke from Jethro. Don't have a go at me. I don't write this material

Ah, that''ll explain why it was funny.

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First we had an empire on 09:09 - Jun 13 with 2233 views

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First we had an empire on 12:05 - Jun 13 with 2103 views

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First we had an empire on 20:36 - Jun 12 by wkj
I'm pretty sure no empire has ever been run by an emporer

Penguins ?

First we had an empire on 12:08 - Jun 13 with 2080 views

DarkBrandon

I remember this joke about Maggie Thatcher

First we had an empire on 12:35 - Jun 13 with 2026 views

leitrimblue

Surely if you wanna be historically correct ( not always the most important aspect of a gag I admit) you should have said, first we had small bands of hunter gatherers following large herds across the Great European Plain and occasionally reaching the British isles?

Jethros knowledge of the Paleolithic is a tad disappointing

First we had an empire on 12:48 - Jun 13 with 1988 views

blueasfook

First we had an empire on 12:35 - Jun 13 by leitrimblue
Surely if you wanna be historically correct ( not always the most important aspect of a gag I admit) you should have said, first we had small bands of hunter gatherers following large herds across the Great European Plain and occasionally reaching the British isles? Jethros knowledge of the Paleolithic is a tad disappointing

Agree. I won't be looking to Jethro for historically accurate jokes anymore.

He doesn't even mention early civilisations. Just straight into the age of Empires.

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First we had an empire on 12:51 - Jun 13 with 1964 views

leitrimblue

First we had an empire on 12:48 - Jun 13 by blueasfook
Agree. I won't be looking to Jethro for historically accurate jokes anymore. He doesn't even mention early civilisations. Just straight into the age of Empires.

I've completely stopped using him as an historical reference.
His work on the mesolithic-neolithic transition is shockingly amateur

First we had an empire on 12:57 - Jun 13 with 1938 views

blueasfook

First we had an empire on 12:51 - Jun 13 by leitrimblue
I've completely stopped using him as an historical reference. His work on the mesolithic-neolithic transition is shockingly amateur

For sure. he needs to include more for prehistoric folk in his act. I'd feel pretty put out if I was a neanderthal attending one of his shows.

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First we had an empire on 15:44 - Jun 13 with 1796 views

ronnyd

First we had an empire on 12:48 - Jun 13 by blueasfook
Agree. I won't be looking to Jethro for historically accurate jokes anymore. He doesn't even mention early civilisations. Just straight into the age of Empires.

Well, he has been dead for about three years, so his research isn't entirely up to date.

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