| Good old Southgate 15:34 - Jun 27 with 3081 views | hype313 |
"If he was the Flash, he'd walk"
" Southgate farts on the toilet and flushes"
"He would study for a pregnancy test"
"He would do the speed limit playing GTA"
"He wears a helmet on a Peleton"
"He hits snooze before his alarm goes off"
Keep them coming folks [Post edited 27 Jun 2024 15:37]
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| Good old Southgate on 15:36 - Jun 27 with 3046 views | SitfcB |
His sandwich filling is another slice of bread. |  |
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| He wears a seatbelt on the bog. (n/t) on 15:44 - Jun 27 with 2957 views | Bloots |
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| Good old Southgate on 15:50 - Jun 27 with 2913 views | _clive_baker_ |
Southgate would take the lower offer on the Chase |  | | |
| Good old Southgate on 16:04 - Jun 27 with 2833 views | Linners |
Someone on the BBC feed last night described him as "one of the worst England managers ever...". I'd love to know their criteria for that judgement... |  | | |
| Good old Southgate on 16:15 - Jun 27 with 2779 views | SamWhiteUK |
He wears hi-vis to go into the loft
He seeks planning permission for sandcastles |  | | |
| Good old Southgate on 16:21 - Jun 27 with 2709 views | _clive_baker_ |
I bet Southgate would boo a pitch invasion | | | |
| Good old Southgate on 16:23 - Jun 27 with 2681 views | Juggsy |
Southgate uses safety googles and an oven glove to make a cuppa. |  | | |
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| Good old Southgate on 16:24 - Jun 27 with 2665 views | Reuser_is_God |
Paint watches Gareth Southgate dry |  |
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| Good old Southgate on 16:26 - Jun 27 with 2640 views | baxterbasics |
| Good old Southgate on 15:50 - Jun 27 by _clive_baker_ |
Southgate would take the lower offer on the Chase |
...as well as the bankers first offer on Deal or No Deal |  |
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| Good old Southgate on 16:28 - Jun 27 with 2619 views | Portmanteauxcurling |
Dilutes his drinking water so that it's not too strong. |  | | |
| Good old Southgate on 16:29 - Jun 27 with 2608 views | solemio |
I was going to call this thread childish, but that would be an insult to so many children. |  | | |
| Good old Southgate on 16:41 - Jun 27 with 2571 views | Portmanteauxcurling |
| Good old Southgate on 16:29 - Jun 27 by solemio |
I was going to call this thread childish, but that would be an insult to so many children. |
I know you are but what am I ?
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| Good old Southgate on 16:42 - Jun 27 with 2563 views | MrPorterloo |
He wears a wetsuit, goggles and snorkel to take a shower
He gets the boiler serviced daily [Post edited 27 Jun 2024 16:48]
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| Good old Southgate on 16:54 - Jun 27 with 2487 views | VanSaParody |
He STILL wears a brown paper bag to eat pizza [Post edited 27 Jun 2024 16:57]
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| Good old Southgate on 17:06 - Jun 27 with 2396 views | GlasgowBlue |
Southgate won’t be voting in the election next week because he doesn’t know where the box is and if he found it he wouldn’t know how to put a cross into it. |  |
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| Good old Southgate on 08:14 - Jun 28 with 2042 views | WeWereZombies |
There is actually an interesting article on the BBC website about how other nation's media are reporting on England's performances and the supporter reaction:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cqqqqvp3w7eo
'Dutch newspaper De Telegraaf questioned why England "keep playing with the handbrake on'
But a surprising take from the German equivalent of The Sun:
'tabloid Bild criticised those who threw empty cups at Southgate after the lacklustre performance.
"The anger of the English fans is understandable given their team's terrible performances - but this action has now gone too far!"'
Pierre-Etienne Minonzio, French journalist for L'Equipe 'I was quite surprised Southgate accepted that fans threw cups at him, he gives the impression he accepts everyone criticising him, takes the burden, 'it is my job...' - I am not sure that is a good attitude, because you expect the England manager to defend himself a bit more. He seems a bit passive.
I didn't understand why he made reference to Kalvin Phillips, because he was not good at all these past few months? For the first time in his communication, which was one of the things he was so good at, and in his choices, I don't really understand Southgate.' |  |
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| Good old Southgate on 08:59 - Jun 28 with 1929 views | Keno |
when he has a health check he sees a gynaecologist just in case |  |
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