| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. 20:31 - Jun 19 with 868 views | NthQldITFC |
28 Day Slater
Little Stuart awakes from a coma to discover that he has four weeks to escape from under Neil Thompson's massive arse in the changing rooms before John Lyall assumes that he's run off back to West Ham and is forced into playing Lee Durrant in Slater's place. |  |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 20:43 - Jun 19 with 653 views | BrianTablet |
Forrest Gump: The brave but ultimately futile attempt by Craig Forrest to get back to his goal before Paul Ince can knock in United's 8th. In a tear-jerking finale, the film ends with David 'Jenny' Linighan booming out (in an excellent Southern US accent) "Run, Forrest, Run!" [Post edited 19 Jun 21:03]
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 20:48 - Jun 19 with 647 views | homer_123 |
Sereni Dark Thirty: After conceding a particularly sloppy goal away at Bolton, Matteo Sereni is recruited by a shadowy FA taskforce to hunt down the true source of defensive frailty in early 2000s Ipswich. His only lead: “It all started when Titus Bramble tried that Cruyff turn in the six-yard box…” |  |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 20:50 - Jun 19 with 638 views | homer_123 |
Le Pen Ultimatum
Ulrich Le Pen has no memory of joining Ipswich. Neither do most fans. But when he wakes up half way up the M6 with a note that reads “You’re in the squad”, he sets off on a quest across Europe to find out who signed him… and why. | |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 20:53 - Jun 19 with 622 views | homer_123 |
The Curious Case of Marcus Stewart
Stewart is born a journeyman striker, but as time passes, he begins to score goals with increasing grace, composure, and importance. Eventually, he scores 'that' goal against Bolton and ages backwards into a cult hero. He is last seen playing for Yeovil.
Oh how I wish this was true.... | |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 20:54 - Jun 19 with 619 views | Dubtractor |
Warking Tall
John Wark maintains his dignity in the face of Paul Durkin's provocative sending off dance. |  |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 21:19 - Jun 19 with 596 views | Oldsmoker |
Carry on Mincing.
Campo stars in a football romcom where goal celebrations involve man-on-man action and homo-erotic hugging and kissing |  |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 21:23 - Jun 19 with 591 views | Keno |
| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 21:19 - Jun 19 by Oldsmoker |
Carry on Mincing.
Campo stars in a football romcom where goal celebrations involve man-on-man action and homo-erotic hugging and kissing |
The Wolf of Portman Road
Young lad breaks into first team, various evil villian# try to ship him out before he rises above everything to play in the premier league |  |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 21:27 - Jun 19 with 588 views | catch74 |
Chaplin
An aging Conor talks us through his life from poverty stricken Portsmouth to the bright lights of Ipswich. Highlights include the 25/6 season where he scored 30 goals which then kick started an unbelievable run to the Champions League golden boot. The moustachioed Chaplin forever known as the little champ. |  |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 21:28 - Jun 19 with 585 views | catch74 |
Hudson Hawkins
A burglar is forced to steal a living playing in two positions. | |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 21:32 - Jun 19 with 580 views | homer_123 |
The Silence of the Lamberts
Paul Lambert, a man with 17 identical interviews, some foreign football and one inexplicable five-year contract, haunts the corridors of Portman Road long after he's been sacked. A young coach must decode his cryptic post-match quotes to break the curse. | |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 21:48 - Jun 19 with 558 views | BlueBoots |
Ewoks: The Battle For N'Daw
The year is 2045; having retrained as a chef in a Chinese restaurant following his retirement from football, Guirane N'Daw leads a global uprising against the invention of electronic self-cooking Woks (masterminded by the cryogenically frozen brain of Donald Trump to undermine the Chinese economy) |  |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 21:52 - Jun 19 with 543 views | Dubtractor |
| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 21:48 - Jun 19 by BlueBoots |
Ewoks: The Battle For N'Daw
The year is 2045; having retrained as a chef in a Chinese restaurant following his retirement from football, Guirane N'Daw leads a global uprising against the invention of electronic self-cooking Woks (masterminded by the cryogenically frozen brain of Donald Trump to undermine the Chinese economy) |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 22:39 - Jun 19 with 497 views | WeWereZombies |
A Fridge Too Far
Following a summer of missed transfer targets and the departure of Cameron Burgess Town re-sign George Edmundson only to incur last minute injuries to O'Shea and Woolfenden on the eve of a new season. Partnered with an U-19s player our hero must strive to help the team to a clean sheet at Bramall Lane... [Post edited 20 Jun 6:13]
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 22:44 - Jun 19 with 491 views | sohamblue74 |
Saving Private Ryan Stevenson.
A combative but limited Scottish midfielder finds himself behind enemy lines in sleepy Suffolk, with no idea why he was sent there.
By any means possible he has to use his box to box skills, to make his way North, to escape the terms of his contract, and to find a safe haven in Edinburgh, where he can live his life freely. |  | | |
| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 23:00 - Jun 19 with 464 views | froudy |
| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 22:44 - Jun 19 by sohamblue74 |
Saving Private Ryan Stevenson.
A combative but limited Scottish midfielder finds himself behind enemy lines in sleepy Suffolk, with no idea why he was sent there.
By any means possible he has to use his box to box skills, to make his way North, to escape the terms of his contract, and to find a safe haven in Edinburgh, where he can live his life freely. |
Beauty and the Beat (or Beast)
A spell is cast on the Bea(s)t, giving him such severe injuries that he cannot play football again until he learns to love and be loved in return. Can Belle break the curse to bring the Beat back to the Town first team (once again)? [Post edited 20 Jun 7:12]
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 23:22 - Jun 19 with 436 views | catch74 |
Jaime and the Giant Peach. | |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 23:48 - Jun 19 with 382 views | You_Bloo_Right |
Jules and Jim Magilton
Jules, a young Argentine striker playing in Madrid, forges a friendship with the more experienced but now retired midfield magician Jim.
Will their shared love of football enable Jim to persuade Jules to play for ITFC?
Will Jules talk Jim into applying for the coaching role at Athletico?
The relationship is destined to end tragically when Jules, at first enhancted by, tires of Jim's constant insistennce to, "Give me the fecking ball." |  |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 01:43 - Jun 20 with 337 views | Mercian |
Brazil.
A delighted Paul Cooper breaks the world distance record for kicking a football when he was able to kick the ball over The Atlantic Ocean reaching a large South American country. This record lasts for nearly two decades until it is beaten by David Seamen who is able to kick the ball (to) Overmars. |  | | |
| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 06:03 - Jun 20 with 287 views | The_Flashing_Smile |
Not strictly what the OP asked, but...
The Sheepshanks Redemption
Our intrepid hero goes back in time to save ITV Digital and 20 years of ITFC mediocrity. The dilema is, changing time means Kieran McKenna doesn't exist. What does Sheepy do? |  |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 06:14 - Jun 20 with 276 views | The_Flashing_Smile |
Matt Holland Drive
Erotic thriller as Matt Holland turns up to fix someone's drive. | |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 06:23 - Jun 20 with 267 views | WeWereZombies |
| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 06:14 - Jun 20 by The_Flashing_Smile |
Matt Holland Drive
Erotic thriller as Matt Holland turns up to fix someone's drive. |
EFraserhead
Another David Lynch head scratcher as a promising Aberdonian winger runs himself into the ground but with telling crosses that meet with abstract off target shots by eccentrically coiffured strikers who look like they should be in another film. Meanwhile Mick McCarthy shouts at Fraser to track back from the dug out where he is cutting up a chicken that oozes a strange unnamed liquid. | |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 07:09 - Jun 20 with 211 views | You_Bloo_Right |
A bout de souffle
Director Paul Goddard's seminal documentary about John Lyall's training methods. | |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 07:17 - Jun 20 with 178 views | TheBlueGnu |
Bishop of Men
In a dystopian future where ITFC can no longer produce midfielders, one man — Teddy Bishop — emerges as the last hope for grace, guile, and glass ankles. | |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 07:23 - Jun 20 with 159 views | TheBlueGnu |
How about this one, released in April 1978:
"Beattie and the Beast" - When a principled centre-half accidentally signs up for a ballroom dancing class to rehab a dodgy hamstring, he finds himself partnered with a flamboyant tango instructor who knows nothing about the offside rule— and everything about breaking down emotional walls. As Wembley looms, can Kevin balance true love and clean sheets? | |
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| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 07:33 - Jun 20 with 139 views | Keno |
| Town players as eponymous film titles, and a brief synopsis of the plot. on 07:23 - Jun 20 by TheBlueGnu |
How about this one, released in April 1978:
"Beattie and the Beast" - When a principled centre-half accidentally signs up for a ballroom dancing class to rehab a dodgy hamstring, he finds himself partnered with a flamboyant tango instructor who knows nothing about the offside rule— and everything about breaking down emotional walls. As Wembley looms, can Kevin balance true love and clean sheets? |
A Morse For All Seasons
tell the story of a young Egyptians quest for a true meaning in his life through the desolate putrid northern wastelands as depicted by Wigan, Chesterfield and Middlesborough until he finds his true spiritual home in the uptopian eden that is Suffolk | |
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