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Happy Friday everyone 11:39 - Nov 28 with 825 viewsMullet

A kid has just walked past me in the corridor and caught me full in the spuds with their handbag. Anyone else had their soul leave their body at work?

I’m still catching my breath.

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Happy Friday everyone on 12:33 - Nov 28 with 691 viewsfarkenhell

Ooh, nasty. Doubly so in the cold.

I would say get them back with the same treatment, but I think that might get you the sack!
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Happy Friday everyone on 12:36 - Nov 28 with 667 viewsKeno

Happy Friday everyone on 12:33 - Nov 28 by farkenhell

Ooh, nasty. Doubly so in the cold.

I would say get them back with the same treatment, but I think that might get you the sack!


Sounds like he might need one anyway

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Happy Friday everyone on 12:39 - Nov 28 with 654 viewsGavTWTD

Dangerous things, handbags.

But what's worse are umbrellas. Evil things with pointy bits at eye level. I'm sure I'm going to be blinded by one, by someone who doesn't understand good umbrella etiquette, when it isn't even raining.

Grrrr

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Happy Friday everyone on 14:24 - Nov 28 with 500 viewsMullet

Happy Friday everyone on 12:39 - Nov 28 by GavTWTD

Dangerous things, handbags.

But what's worse are umbrellas. Evil things with pointy bits at eye level. I'm sure I'm going to be blinded by one, by someone who doesn't understand good umbrella etiquette, when it isn't even raining.

Grrrr


I’m completely with you on this Uncle Gav

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Happy Friday everyone on 14:34 - Nov 28 with 476 viewsvapour_trail

Happy Friday everyone on 12:39 - Nov 28 by GavTWTD

Dangerous things, handbags.

But what's worse are umbrellas. Evil things with pointy bits at eye level. I'm sure I'm going to be blinded by one, by someone who doesn't understand good umbrella etiquette, when it isn't even raining.

Grrrr


I’m with you all the way here. I’d license them. Umbrella proficiency test required. And you can’t take one of them unless you’re six feet tall. It’s shortarses that cause all the problems.

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Happy Friday everyone on 15:25 - Nov 28 with 409 viewsGuthrum

Happy Friday everyone on 12:39 - Nov 28 by GavTWTD

Dangerous things, handbags.

But what's worse are umbrellas. Evil things with pointy bits at eye level. I'm sure I'm going to be blinded by one, by someone who doesn't understand good umbrella etiquette, when it isn't even raining.

Grrrr


Especially Bulgarian ones.

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Happy Friday everyone on 15:41 - Nov 28 with 355 viewsNBVJohn

Happy Friday everyone on 12:39 - Nov 28 by GavTWTD

Dangerous things, handbags.

But what's worse are umbrellas. Evil things with pointy bits at eye level. I'm sure I'm going to be blinded by one, by someone who doesn't understand good umbrella etiquette, when it isn't even raining.

Grrrr


People who insist on umbrella's in crowded public areas are right up there with people who park across two spaces IMHO.
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Happy Friday everyone on 15:59 - Nov 28 with 311 viewsNthQldITFC

Happy Friday everyone on 14:24 - Nov 28 by Mullet

I’m completely with you on this Uncle Gav


Uncle Bulgaria, one might say?

D'oh! Sorry Guthrum.
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Happy Friday everyone on 18:21 - Nov 28 with 186 viewsPlums

Happy Friday everyone on 12:39 - Nov 28 by GavTWTD

Dangerous things, handbags.

But what's worse are umbrellas. Evil things with pointy bits at eye level. I'm sure I'm going to be blinded by one, by someone who doesn't understand good umbrella etiquette, when it isn't even raining.

Grrrr


A favourite game as a spotty teen was to tap the back of an open brolly, squeal and put a hand over one eye. Give it about five seconds of abject apology from the umbrella carrier, without removing the hand and then leg it cackling.
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Happy Friday everyone on 18:33 - Nov 28 with 136 viewsBent_double

Happy Friday everyone on 14:34 - Nov 28 by vapour_trail

I’m with you all the way here. I’d license them. Umbrella proficiency test required. And you can’t take one of them unless you’re six feet tall. It’s shortarses that cause all the problems.


Don't be silly, it's the lanky 6 footers that are the problem, they need to look where they're going!

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Happy Friday everyone on 19:26 - Nov 28 with 81 viewsPhilTWTD

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