| Cheese on Toast Chronicles: Day Two 14:27 - Dec 10 with 824 views | J2BLUE |
Today's guest ingredient: pesto
Warning: The following account describes some distressing scenes.
There I stood in my kitchen. Gochujang Paste jar, empty. So I looked in the cupboard and saw I had about eight 45g pots of Sacla pesto. I thought I would change things up today and use wholemeal pittas breads. So there I stood. Pittas, pesto and 50g(ish) of M&S extra mature 30% reduced fat cheese (the only reduced fat cheese I have ever had which tastes identical to full fat cheese IMO).
I spread the pesto on the lightly toasted pitta and grated the cheese. There it was. The big mistake which would take this endeavour from culinary masterpiece to utter disaster. As I spread the grated cheese around on the pittas the true horror of my mistake was soon revealed. Greated cheese, in the quantity I had remaining did not perfectly cover the pesto. What stared back at me was a yellow and green monster abomination. Don't worry, I told myself, the cheese will melt and it will cover the pesto. It did melt but it still came out looking like Norwich's hideous 1992 home shirt.
Lesson learnt: Only ever use those pre-cut slices of cheese when using pesto. Make sure they overlap and that the slices are thick.
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| Cheese on Toast Chronicles: Day Two on 15:38 - Dec 10 with 729 views | bsw72 |
Mix the pesto with the grated cheese and then apply to the bread product. |  | | |
| You're such a middle class.... on 15:46 - Dec 10 with 710 views | Bloots |
....wokey-cokey liberal.
What's wrong with a pot noodle?
Utter woke nonsense. |  |
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| Cheese on Toast Chronicles: Day Two on 15:48 - Dec 10 with 705 views | Vaughan8 |
Pesto cheese on toast is so good.
As you say, you need the whole bread and pesto covered though. Mozzerella is my choice with Pesto. Weak cheese I know, but lovely! |  | | |
| Cheese on Toast Chronicles: Day Two on 15:55 - Dec 10 with 697 views | Churchman |
The police deserve to be called for the horror of wholemeal pitta bread. Why not go the distance and peel the bottom off the budgie’s cage?
Low fat cheese? Oh dear. That or chewing on the bicycle’s inner tube I guess.
The concept of pesto and cheese is fine. Sort of thing you have on pasta with proper cheese, so the concept works. |  | | |
| Cheese on Toast Chronicles: Day Two on 16:06 - Dec 10 with 682 views | Smoresy |
You're destroying it with your mouth so you win, cheese choice excepted.
I've read worse food chronicles on this site, some NSF any environment. | | | |
| Cheese on Toast Chronicles: Day Two on 16:07 - Dec 10 with 680 views | blue_curacao |
Loving all of the feedback on this thread!  | | | |
| Cheese on Toast Chronicles: Day Two on 16:27 - Dec 10 with 642 views | J2BLUE |
| Cheese on Toast Chronicles: Day Two on 15:55 - Dec 10 by Churchman |
The police deserve to be called for the horror of wholemeal pitta bread. Why not go the distance and peel the bottom off the budgie’s cage?
Low fat cheese? Oh dear. That or chewing on the bicycle’s inner tube I guess.
The concept of pesto and cheese is fine. Sort of thing you have on pasta with proper cheese, so the concept works. |
I went to the trouble of naming the cheese because it is the only one I have ever had which tastes like normal full fat cheddar.
Some of you are so ungrateful for my efforts. | |
| "I am a genuine believer in free speech, in the real sense, not the left wing sense, the 'I think free speech is important for people I agree with' Guardian readers" - Jonathan Pie ///// "These middle class, perma-offended, virtue-signalling woke w@nkers have declared that the great unwashed are just one tasteless joke away from turning into fascists" - Jonathan Pie ///// "In a sense, the political left’s attempts to silence ideas they cannot, or will not, debate are a confession of intellectual bankruptcy" - Thomas Sowell
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| Cheese on Toast Chronicles: Day Two on 16:30 - Dec 10 with 637 views | homer_123 |
| Cheese on Toast Chronicles: Day Two on 16:27 - Dec 10 by J2BLUE |
I went to the trouble of naming the cheese because it is the only one I have ever had which tastes like normal full fat cheddar.
Some of you are so ungrateful for my efforts. |
I mean, I hate cheese and I mean hate it. I don't use that word lightly either.
But to see you go for 30% less fat cheese, I mean, what is the actual point?
You've gone down in my estimations J2. [TUT] |  |
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| Cheese on Toast Chronicles: Day Two on 16:35 - Dec 10 with 624 views | Churchman |
| Cheese on Toast Chronicles: Day Two on 16:27 - Dec 10 by J2BLUE |
I went to the trouble of naming the cheese because it is the only one I have ever had which tastes like normal full fat cheddar.
Some of you are so ungrateful for my efforts. |
You did well, but the ship was doomed with the wholemeal pitta bread.
In the spirit of exploration, I’d be prepared to try the M&S cheese [Post edited 10 Dec 2025 16:37]
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| Cheese on Toast Chronicles: Day Two on 16:35 - Dec 10 with 622 views | NewcyBlue |
| Cheese on Toast Chronicles: Day Two on 16:27 - Dec 10 by J2BLUE |
I went to the trouble of naming the cheese because it is the only one I have ever had which tastes like normal full fat cheddar.
Some of you are so ungrateful for my efforts. |
I’m going to the M&S over the water tomorrow just to get this. If I’m disappointed you are in for an ear bashing. |  |
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| Cheese on Toast Chronicles: Day Two on 16:37 - Dec 10 with 616 views | BlueBoots |
Was a cheese on toast lunch here too...extra mature cheddar on 2 seeded slices; out of the grill, and on the plate - a spoon of pickle on one, spoon of mango chutney on the other, and accompanied with a British Braeburn on the side. Job done  |  |
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| Cheese on Toast Chronicles: Day Two on 16:38 - Dec 10 with 606 views | J2BLUE |
| Cheese on Toast Chronicles: Day Two on 16:30 - Dec 10 by homer_123 |
I mean, I hate cheese and I mean hate it. I don't use that word lightly either.
But to see you go for 30% less fat cheese, I mean, what is the actual point?
You've gone down in my estimations J2. [TUT] |
You can get normal cheddar, 30% less fat, 50% less fat and almost fat free cheese.
30% reduced fat still has 70% of the fat. That is 24g instead of 34g per 100g. When it's melted I really don't believe anyone would be able to tell the difference (as long as it's good quality cheese). Therefore it seems a no brainer to me to cut some saturated fat out (I know there are some keto people on here, I don't want a debate on saturated fat).
I refuse to be judged by some cheese dodging heathen. | |
| "I am a genuine believer in free speech, in the real sense, not the left wing sense, the 'I think free speech is important for people I agree with' Guardian readers" - Jonathan Pie ///// "These middle class, perma-offended, virtue-signalling woke w@nkers have declared that the great unwashed are just one tasteless joke away from turning into fascists" - Jonathan Pie ///// "In a sense, the political left’s attempts to silence ideas they cannot, or will not, debate are a confession of intellectual bankruptcy" - Thomas Sowell
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| Cheese on Toast Chronicles: Day Two on 16:39 - Dec 10 with 606 views | Churchman |
| Cheese on Toast Chronicles: Day Two on 16:30 - Dec 10 by homer_123 |
I mean, I hate cheese and I mean hate it. I don't use that word lightly either.
But to see you go for 30% less fat cheese, I mean, what is the actual point?
You've gone down in my estimations J2. [TUT] |
Hate cheese? In the good ole days the faggots would be piled up around the stake ready for you for such heresy. | | | |
| Cheese on Toast Chronicles: Day Two on 16:42 - Dec 10 with 596 views | J2BLUE |
| Cheese on Toast Chronicles: Day Two on 16:35 - Dec 10 by Churchman |
You did well, but the ship was doomed with the wholemeal pitta bread.
In the spirit of exploration, I’d be prepared to try the M&S cheese [Post edited 10 Dec 2025 16:37]
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Some of us have some class and don't need wonderbread mate. | |
| "I am a genuine believer in free speech, in the real sense, not the left wing sense, the 'I think free speech is important for people I agree with' Guardian readers" - Jonathan Pie ///// "These middle class, perma-offended, virtue-signalling woke w@nkers have declared that the great unwashed are just one tasteless joke away from turning into fascists" - Jonathan Pie ///// "In a sense, the political left’s attempts to silence ideas they cannot, or will not, debate are a confession of intellectual bankruptcy" - Thomas Sowell
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| Cheese on Toast Chronicles: Day Two on 16:43 - Dec 10 with 591 views | J2BLUE |
| Cheese on Toast Chronicles: Day Two on 16:35 - Dec 10 by NewcyBlue |
I’m going to the M&S over the water tomorrow just to get this. If I’m disappointed you are in for an ear bashing. |
I don't think you will be:
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| "I am a genuine believer in free speech, in the real sense, not the left wing sense, the 'I think free speech is important for people I agree with' Guardian readers" - Jonathan Pie ///// "These middle class, perma-offended, virtue-signalling woke w@nkers have declared that the great unwashed are just one tasteless joke away from turning into fascists" - Jonathan Pie ///// "In a sense, the political left’s attempts to silence ideas they cannot, or will not, debate are a confession of intellectual bankruptcy" - Thomas Sowell
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| Cheese on Toast Chronicles: Day Two on 17:33 - Dec 10 with 522 views | NewcyBlue |
| Cheese on Toast Chronicles: Day Two on 16:43 - Dec 10 by J2BLUE |
I don't think you will be:
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I quite like chipotle paste, on quarter of a stottie, with cheese, under the grill.
Lea and perrins soaked into the bread is also a must. | |
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