| Breakfast 10:25 - Apr 7 with 1266 views | Churchman | This morning it was well toasted Warburtons crumpets, lashings if proper butter and a thin skim of decent quality sardine pate. What could be nicer? Certainly better than the budgie cage scrapings and bran Mrs C had. |  | | |  |
| Breakfast on 12:16 - Apr 7 with 920 views | farkenhell | Get ready for an even heartier breakfast at theweekend. Well toasted budgie. 5-0. |  | |  |
| Breakfast on 12:23 - Apr 7 with 911 views | ArnoldMoorhen | Sardines pate is a step too far for breakfast, for me. My go to is a nice creamy Greek yoghurt, blueberries, strawberries, raspberries, pistachios, cashews and walnuts, with a drizzle with of maple syrup over it. My birthday breakfast is eggy bread and bacon, with a drizzle of maple syrup over it, a sprinkling of Maldon smoked salt and ketchup on the side. Smoked salt and maple syrup is even better than salted caramel, and particularly so with savoury dishes, as the earthiness of the maple syrup and smokiness of the salt off-set and compliment the sweetness. |  | |  |
| Breakfast on 14:12 - Apr 7 with 873 views | Churchman |
| Breakfast on 12:23 - Apr 7 by ArnoldMoorhen | Sardines pate is a step too far for breakfast, for me. My go to is a nice creamy Greek yoghurt, blueberries, strawberries, raspberries, pistachios, cashews and walnuts, with a drizzle with of maple syrup over it. My birthday breakfast is eggy bread and bacon, with a drizzle of maple syrup over it, a sprinkling of Maldon smoked salt and ketchup on the side. Smoked salt and maple syrup is even better than salted caramel, and particularly so with savoury dishes, as the earthiness of the maple syrup and smokiness of the salt off-set and compliment the sweetness. |
Greek yoghurt (had that on fresh strawberries last night as an alternative to cream), s’berries, raspberries, bacon sarnies (fat removed) or rolls - good. Syrup, nuts and the eggy bit on bread - not for me. Hot smoked mackerel on crumpets is something I’ll try tomorrow or more probably Thursday - Mrs C is doing a salmon based dish tonight and there’s only so much fish one can take! |  | |  |
| Breakfast on 14:24 - Apr 7 with 857 views | Pinewoodblue | Butter, salted or unsalted? |  |
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| Breakfast on 14:28 - Apr 7 with 853 views | _CliveBaker_ | Bran flakes with milk and a chopped banana. Had it at 6am to fuel an 8 mile run this morning, absolutely glorious in the Suffolk countryside today especially running towards the sun rising. Soaked that up as I hopped on the verge at one point to let a tractor go by. Problem is I'm then hungry again by 10 and had a slice of toast with butter and an apple for breakfast 2. |  | |  |
| Breakfast on 14:31 - Apr 7 with 852 views | Meadowlark | Warburton's are big Tory donors. We don't touch their products. |  | |  |
| Breakfast on 14:34 - Apr 7 with 834 views | Benters | Sounds nice I to went for the crumpets,but I had mine with scrambled egg with extra cheese and milk with thinly sliced salmon 🍣 it was beautiful. |  |
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| Breakfast on 14:35 - Apr 7 with 836 views | Churchman |
| Breakfast on 14:31 - Apr 7 by Meadowlark | Warburton's are big Tory donors. We don't touch their products. |
Didn’t know that. Anyhow, the tories are finished. Forever. So you can now go and indulge yourself with their fine crumpets, which are the best. |  | |  | Login to get fewer ads
| Breakfast on 14:37 - Apr 7 with 828 views | Benters |
| Breakfast on 14:35 - Apr 7 by Churchman | Didn’t know that. Anyhow, the tories are finished. Forever. So you can now go and indulge yourself with their fine crumpets, which are the best. |
All you need now is for someone to pipe up Ashton eats crumpets with added Nigel farage and you are on to a winner! |  |
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| Loltastic. (n/t) on 14:37 - Apr 7 with 829 views | Bloots |
| Breakfast on 14:31 - Apr 7 by Meadowlark | Warburton's are big Tory donors. We don't touch their products. |
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| Breakfast on 14:39 - Apr 7 with 807 views | Churchman |
| Breakfast on 14:24 - Apr 7 by Pinewoodblue | Butter, salted or unsalted? |
Salted!!! |  | |  |
| Breakfast on 14:41 - Apr 7 with 803 views | Churchman |
| Breakfast on 14:37 - Apr 7 by Benters | All you need now is for someone to pipe up Ashton eats crumpets with added Nigel farage and you are on to a winner! |
Now there’s a thought to ruin a good nights sleep |  | |  |
| Breakfast on 14:47 - Apr 7 with 792 views | Benters |
| Breakfast on 14:31 - Apr 7 by Meadowlark | Warburton's are big Tory donors. We don't touch their products. |
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| Breakfast on 14:53 - Apr 7 with 780 views | J2BLUE |
| Breakfast on 14:31 - Apr 7 by Meadowlark | Warburton's are big Tory donors. We don't touch their products. |
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| Breakfast on 14:59 - Apr 7 with 767 views | _CliveBaker_ |
| Breakfast on 14:35 - Apr 7 by Churchman | Didn’t know that. Anyhow, the tories are finished. Forever. So you can now go and indulge yourself with their fine crumpets, which are the best. |
Are they toast? |  | |  |
| Breakfast on 15:08 - Apr 7 with 744 views | Churchman |
Burnt toast. |  | |  |
| Breakfast on 15:11 - Apr 7 with 737 views | DJR |
| Breakfast on 14:39 - Apr 7 by Churchman | Salted!!! |
The correct answer. |  | |  |
| Breakfast on 15:50 - Apr 7 with 698 views | SouthBucksBlue | Is it just me that thinks that for some reason crumpets just don’t toast like they used to i.e. well done/crusty on the outside but soft centres? Seems that now getting the outside well done dries the insides out too. 1st world problems I know… |  | |  |
| Breakfast on 15:55 - Apr 7 with 690 views | Churchman |
| Breakfast on 15:50 - Apr 7 by SouthBucksBlue | Is it just me that thinks that for some reason crumpets just don’t toast like they used to i.e. well done/crusty on the outside but soft centres? Seems that now getting the outside well done dries the insides out too. 1st world problems I know… |
Ahh, but this is why Warburtons is the crumpet to go for. It’ll fit in the toaster and come out as you describe. Crusty and well done on the outside, fluffy in the middle. Just ready for the topping of choice. The rest - too doughy, too large, often quite unpleasant. In the land of the free it’s Warbys for me!! |  | |  |
| Breakfast on 16:12 - Apr 7 with 674 views | IndependentlyBlue |
| Breakfast on 14:31 - Apr 7 by Meadowlark | Warburton's are big Tory donors. We don't touch their products. |
Snot Rub Raw backwards as it happens (thanks and acnowledgement ro ISIHAC) |  |
| Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt |
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| Breakfast on 16:12 - Apr 7 with 671 views | IndependentlyBlue | Porridge and honey, mmm |  |
| Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt |
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| Breakfast on 16:44 - Apr 7 with 621 views | Benters |
| Breakfast on 15:55 - Apr 7 by Churchman | Ahh, but this is why Warburtons is the crumpet to go for. It’ll fit in the toaster and come out as you describe. Crusty and well done on the outside, fluffy in the middle. Just ready for the topping of choice. The rest - too doughy, too large, often quite unpleasant. In the land of the free it’s Warbys for me!! |
Definitely 100%. |  |
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| Breakfast on 17:51 - Apr 7 with 565 views | azuremerlangus | M & S cheesy hot-cross buns filled with Wiltshire cured unsmoked bacon + red and brown sauce. |  |
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| Breakfast on 07:30 - Apr 8 with 460 views | monkeymagic |
| Breakfast on 14:37 - Apr 7 by Benters | All you need now is for someone to pipe up Ashton eats crumpets with added Nigel farage and you are on to a winner! |
Cockney rhyming slang, Nigel Farage / Marge |  | |  |
| Breakfast on 07:34 - Apr 8 with 454 views | Benters | I went for the same this Morning crumpets scrambled egg and salmon it was lush mon. |  |
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