| TWTD Hive minds, request for help (non serious) 20:42 - Aug 11 with 936 views | DecageBruce |
I have been involved in the most entertaining conversation this evening with my closest friends about sandwiches.
One half of the couple has been arguing for over an hour that a sandwich is defined by the number of cuts. To give perceptive the counter (correct) argument is that a sandwich is made of two slices of bread with a filling between. Cut in half it is 1 sandwich/2 halves (not 2 sandwiches) cuts into 4 then it is 1 sandwich/4 quarters (not 4 sandwiches).
This is light hearted but also something that they truly believe in and at the age of 52 should know different.
Come on peeps, please provide some thoughts/analogies to correct their thoughts |  | | |  |
| TWTD Hive minds, request for help (non serious) on 20:48 - Aug 11 with 855 views | Zx1988 |
I think it depends on the context.
If you're making and serving yourself, or someone else a sandwich, then the logic holds true - a sandwich is two slices of bread, cut into however many pieces you choose.
If you're catering for a party, or an afternoon tea, I would say that each individual piece of a 'personal' sandwich becomes its own sandwich. Ergo, one personal sandwich cut into four, becomes four party sandwiches. |  |
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| What about a club sandwich? (n/t) on 20:50 - Aug 11 with 841 views | Bloots |
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| TWTD Hive minds, request for help (non serious) on 20:51 - Aug 11 with 835 views | DecageBruce |
| TWTD Hive minds, request for help (non serious) on 20:48 - Aug 11 by Zx1988 |
I think it depends on the context.
If you're making and serving yourself, or someone else a sandwich, then the logic holds true - a sandwich is two slices of bread, cut into however many pieces you choose.
If you're catering for a party, or an afternoon tea, I would say that each individual piece of a 'personal' sandwich becomes its own sandwich. Ergo, one personal sandwich cut into four, becomes four party sandwiches. |
I don’t know you but you’re not helping my argument so will have to report this to ensure it is removed before they see it 🤣🤣. [Post edited 11 Aug 20:54]
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| What about a club sandwich? (n/t) on 20:53 - Aug 11 with 828 views | DecageBruce |
| What about a club sandwich? (n/t) on 20:50 - Aug 11 by Bloots |
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Ohhhhh sh%t, now you’ve opened up a whole new conversation. Not sure I can compute this atm and need to review my stance and argument on this particular situation. 3 slices, 1 toasted, is it a sandwich, is it an undercooked toastie, is it worth my comprehension on the whole matter.
Mind blown!!!! | | | |
| Actually..... on 20:58 - Aug 11 with 803 views | Bloots |
| What about a club sandwich? (n/t) on 20:53 - Aug 11 by DecageBruce |
Ohhhhh sh%t, now you’ve opened up a whole new conversation. Not sure I can compute this atm and need to review my stance and argument on this particular situation. 3 slices, 1 toasted, is it a sandwich, is it an undercooked toastie, is it worth my comprehension on the whole matter.
Mind blown!!!! |
....this is the most important "sandwich question":
Which bite is next?
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| "....get on, get on, get on, my groovy train” - Peter Joseph Hooton (Aug 1990) |
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| Actually..... on 21:02 - Aug 11 with 777 views | DecageBruce |
| Actually..... on 20:58 - Aug 11 by Bloots |
....this is the most important "sandwich question":
Which bite is next?
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Imho, if you’ve taken a bite prior to cutting it in two then you are a heathen.
The argument of lengthways (wrong) vs triangle (right) is obviously a different question (unless potentially sausages are involved to the triangular sausage slice conundrum) | | | |
| Actually..... on 21:06 - Aug 11 with 755 views | You_Bloo_Right |
| Actually..... on 20:58 - Aug 11 by Bloots |
....this is the most important "sandwich question":
Which bite is next?
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C obviously, then work your way round to save what looks like a more complete filling at B for a delectable finish. |  |
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| It's a class thing.... on 21:06 - Aug 11 with 744 views | Bloots |
| Actually..... on 21:02 - Aug 11 by DecageBruce |
Imho, if you’ve taken a bite prior to cutting it in two then you are a heathen.
The argument of lengthways (wrong) vs triangle (right) is obviously a different question (unless potentially sausages are involved to the triangular sausage slice conundrum) |
....the working classes cut them straight in half, the middle class cut them diagonally and the upper class cut them into 4 triangles.
(4 square cutting is purely for kids, of any upbringing). | |
| "....get on, get on, get on, my groovy train” - Peter Joseph Hooton (Aug 1990) |
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| TWTD Hive minds, request for help (non serious) on 21:07 - Aug 11 with 734 views | urbanpenguin |
Then what is a Club Sandwich? |  |
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| TWTD Hive minds, request for help (non serious) on 21:09 - Aug 11 with 707 views | DecageBruce |
| TWTD Hive minds, request for help (non serious) on 21:07 - Aug 11 by urbanpenguin |
Then what is a Club Sandwich? |
Too late dude | | | |
| TWTD Hive minds, request for help (non serious) on 21:11 - Aug 11 with 693 views | You_Bloo_Right |
Well a sandwich is made from two slices of bread (with filling) but confusingly a round of sandwiches is a sandwich so defined but cut into four triangles. | |
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| TWTD Hive minds, request for help (non serious) on 21:19 - Aug 11 with 652 views | DecageBruce |
| TWTD Hive minds, request for help (non serious) on 21:11 - Aug 11 by You_Bloo_Right |
Well a sandwich is made from two slices of bread (with filling) but confusingly a round of sandwiches is a sandwich so defined but cut into four triangles. |
I stand corrected a as round of bread (is not a thing apparently) but a round of
Sandwiches is two bits of bread with a filling regardless of how many cuts. I had to review and be correct as I though a round was a slice but Ive only ever referred to a round in regards to toast | | | |
| TWTD Hive minds, request for help (non serious) on 21:38 - Aug 11 with 559 views | You_Bloo_Right |
| TWTD Hive minds, request for help (non serious) on 21:19 - Aug 11 by DecageBruce |
I stand corrected a as round of bread (is not a thing apparently) but a round of
Sandwiches is two bits of bread with a filling regardless of how many cuts. I had to review and be correct as I though a round was a slice but Ive only ever referred to a round in regards to toast |
Of course, some would say that a round of sandwiches only qualifies as such if the crusts have been removed. | |
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| TWTD Hive minds, request for help (non serious) on 21:46 - Aug 11 with 529 views | factual_blue |
| TWTD Hive minds, request for help (non serious) on 21:07 - Aug 11 by urbanpenguin |
Then what is a Club Sandwich? |
A club biscuit with piccalilli between two slices of bread. |  |
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| Actually..... on 22:02 - Aug 11 with 470 views | bazza |
| Actually..... on 20:58 - Aug 11 by Bloots |
....this is the most important "sandwich question":
Which bite is next?
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What kind of person doesn’t cut a sandwich in half.!! |  | | |
| TWTD Hive minds, request for help (non serious) on 22:07 - Aug 11 with 448 views | Guthrum |
| TWTD Hive minds, request for help (non serious) on 21:19 - Aug 11 by DecageBruce |
I stand corrected a as round of bread (is not a thing apparently) but a round of
Sandwiches is two bits of bread with a filling regardless of how many cuts. I had to review and be correct as I though a round was a slice but Ive only ever referred to a round in regards to toast |
A round of bread is a thing, being one slice. |  |
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| Actually..... on 22:10 - Aug 11 with 432 views | KBsSocks |
| Actually..... on 22:02 - Aug 11 by bazza |
What kind of person doesn’t cut a sandwich in half.!! |
me |  |
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| TWTD Hive minds, request for help (non serious) on 22:10 - Aug 11 with 431 views | bazza |
| TWTD Hive minds, request for help (non serious) on 22:07 - Aug 11 by Guthrum |
A round of bread is a thing, being one slice. |
Slice of bread… sandwich..
Round of bread.. sarnie .. mentalists . | | | |
| Actually..... on 22:31 - Aug 11 with 379 views | stickymockwell |
| Actually..... on 20:58 - Aug 11 by Bloots |
....this is the most important "sandwich question":
Which bite is next?
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Its B. Anything else and you've clearly got issues. |  |
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| TWTD Hive minds, request for help (non serious) on 22:54 - Aug 11 with 322 views | NthQldITFC |
"The End Of The World Is Nigh"
If that was split up onto seven little sandwich boards, and they were walking around at random, no-one would know what the fcku you were talking about.
So I guess it's only a a sandwich when it's in its complete state.
Anything less is sandwichlets, perhaps?
("I'm not pissed, you know", to quote a Fast Show sketch.) |  |
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| Actually..... on 23:35 - Aug 11 with 260 views | Guthrum |
| Actually..... on 20:58 - Aug 11 by Bloots |
....this is the most important "sandwich question":
Which bite is next?
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Much of it depends upon whether one feels secure in eating (saving the nicest portion until last), or consumed by fear that it will be snatched away (get the best bits safely in the mouth asap). | |
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