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Dolly reviews: Reflexology 14:28 - Jan 3 with 5487 viewsDolly2.0

So we arrived at the place bang on time - they say on their website if you're more than 10 mins late you'll lose your appointment... but don't be early as there's no waiting room. Even the rather plain door that led down to this drab Holborn basement said "No loitering in doorway" on it.

So not exactly welcoming. Maybe something they can work on. Also the decor once you're inside. Three rooms in a dark and dingy basement with just the odd 'foot chart' dotted about, I did wonder what I'd let myself in for and whether or not I'd end up chained to a wall for someone's sexual pleasure.

I left my Converse in one of a number of cubby-holes containing various footwear, worryingly too many for the amount of treatment rooms, and was ushered into room number two.

I laid on the massage-style bed and stared at the unlit strip lightbulb on the grey concrete ceiling as a pretty Eastern-European got down to business (the "15 minute consultation" turned out to be, "Any health problems? No? Ok." I guess you don't need any more than that).

She spent about 25 minutes on each foot, prodding, pressing and pulling at the tiny muscles within, and it felt... very nice indeed. Very relaxing. Like a massage in miniature. I had some sharp pains in my big toes as she pressed - not painful enough to kick her in the head but noticeable. This area, apparently, is linked to the head. Maybe I'm not right in the head.

By the end I found myself wishing it wouldn't end, and Lady Dollers, who went after me, said the same. It was my one year anniversary present to her and she concluded it was a wise choice and that we should go again. I left with a mini foot map chart in my pocket and a spring in my step. Whether it did anything more than a nice massage it's hard to say.

Not sure I'd pay the full price of £75 for 45-50 mins. The £28 we paid was acceptable though.

Reflexology, then. Nice. Pleasant. Relaxing. And not, as a mate quipped beforehand, a degree in the works of Duran Duran.

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Dolly reviews: Reflexology on 14:32 - Jan 3 with 1717 viewsJ2BLUE

Happy ending?

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Dolly reviews: Reflexology on 14:33 - Jan 3 with 1705 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

£28 quid for a foot rub?

Blimey

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Dolly reviews: Reflexology on 14:35 - Jan 3 with 1685 viewshype313

Could have bought yourself some new Converse instead.

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Dolly reviews: Reflexology on 14:36 - Jan 3 with 1683 viewsjeera

It can take a week to feel the full benefit.

You'll be a new moon on Monday.

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Dolly reviews: Reflexology on 14:36 - Jan 3 with 1678 viewsITFC1983

There is a Lady Dollers? Why haven't you told us before?

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Dolly reviews: Reflexology on 14:36 - Jan 3 with 1677 viewsSmithy

So if you have problems with your feet and arrive early you have to loiter around on your feet, helpful to the ologist.

37 years and counting!
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Dolly reviews: Reflexology on 14:49 - Jan 3 with 1624 viewsGuthrum

I'm not a big subscriber to the concept of pressure points on the foot being mapped to chakras in the whole body, but (like the shoulders) you can carry a lot of stress as muscle tension in the feet (which you walk on all day) and it is very relaxing.

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Dolly reviews: Reflexology on 14:50 - Jan 3 with 1607 viewsGuthrum

Dolly reviews: Reflexology on 14:33 - Jan 3 by The_Romford_Blue

£28 quid for a foot rub?

Blimey


The going rate. I pay £40 for a nice lady to stick her elbows in my back for an hour.

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Dolly reviews: Reflexology on 14:51 - Jan 3 with 1598 viewsJohnny_Boy

Dolly reviews: Reflexology on 14:33 - Jan 3 by The_Romford_Blue

£28 quid for a foot rub?

Blimey


They really get you with the 'extras'.
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Dolly reviews: Reflexology on 14:52 - Jan 3 with 1584 viewsLord_Lucan

Any "Extras"?

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Dolly reviews: Reflexology on 14:53 - Jan 3 with 1576 viewshoppy

Did the £28 include the spring?

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Dolly reviews: Reflexology on 14:54 - Jan 3 with 1575 viewsTollycobbold

Dolly reviews: Reflexology on 14:52 - Jan 3 by Lord_Lucan

Any "Extras"?


Only Warwick Davis and Ricky Gervais jizing on him after
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Dolly reviews: Reflexology on 14:59 - Jan 3 with 1553 viewsNewcyBlue

You didnt end up as somebody's sexual slave chained to the wall?!

That is room 1 then.

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Dolly reviews: Reflexology on 15:19 - Jan 3 with 1506 viewsLord_Lucan

Dolly reviews: Reflexology on 14:50 - Jan 3 by Guthrum

The going rate. I pay £40 for a nice lady to stick her elbows in my back for an hour.


I'm not really a massage person, I tense up when they put their grubby hands on me. Having said that I had an unbelievable massage in China at a blind massage parlour (All the masseuses were blind).

I was tempted to have a "Soapy" in Pattaya once but after a minute of head turmoil my marital vows got the better of me and I opted out.

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Dolly reviews: Reflexology on 15:24 - Jan 3 with 1475 viewsWeWereZombies

Dolly reviews: Reflexology on 14:36 - Jan 3 by jeera

It can take a week to feel the full benefit.

You'll be a new moon on Monday.


Shining down on Planet Earth





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Dolly reviews: Reflexology on 15:55 - Jan 3 with 1389 viewsfactual_blue

Dolly reviews: Reflexology on 14:33 - Jan 3 by The_Romford_Blue

£28 quid for a foot rub?

Blimey


This is the lifestyle of the Brixton metrosexuals who pay £90 for sausage and mash.

And to think back around 50 years to the song sung in playgrounds across south London about Brixton. .......

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Dolly reviews: Reflexology on 15:59 - Jan 3 with 1359 viewsBenters

Utter rubbish get a nice bike and escape to the country .

Gentlybentley
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Dolly reviews: Reflexology on 17:02 - Jan 3 with 1282 viewsWarkystache

I had a foot massage at the spa in Thorpe-le-Soken once as part of a day there. It was quite relaxing.

No dodgy basements or strip lights AND she used coconut cream.

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Dolly reviews: Reflexology on 17:04 - Jan 3 with 1274 viewsDolly2.0

Dolly reviews: Reflexology on 15:59 - Jan 3 by Benters

Utter rubbish get a nice bike and escape to the country .


I have a nice bike. Also pleasurable, but in a different way.

You never had a massage or similar Benters? You don't know what you're missing mate.

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Dolly reviews: Reflexology on 17:06 - Jan 3 with 1268 viewsDolly2.0

Dolly reviews: Reflexology on 14:49 - Jan 3 by Guthrum

I'm not a big subscriber to the concept of pressure points on the foot being mapped to chakras in the whole body, but (like the shoulders) you can carry a lot of stress as muscle tension in the feet (which you walk on all day) and it is very relaxing.


Yeah never had anything done on my feet before. Was most pleasant.

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Dolly reviews: Reflexology on 17:08 - Jan 3 with 1258 viewsBenters

Dolly reviews: Reflexology on 17:04 - Jan 3 by Dolly2.0

I have a nice bike. Also pleasurable, but in a different way.

You never had a massage or similar Benters? You don't know what you're missing mate.


mate ?

Gentlybentley
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Dolly reviews: Reflexology on 17:08 - Jan 3 with 1253 viewsDolly2.0

Dolly reviews: Reflexology on 14:33 - Jan 3 by The_Romford_Blue

£28 quid for a foot rub?

Blimey


Don't try and get in with the in crowd Rommers. Be your own man.

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Dolly reviews: Reflexology on 17:11 - Jan 3 with 1230 viewsDolly2.0

Dolly reviews: Reflexology on 17:02 - Jan 3 by Warkystache

I had a foot massage at the spa in Thorpe-le-Soken once as part of a day there. It was quite relaxing.

No dodgy basements or strip lights AND she used coconut cream.


You're winning at life.

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Dolly reviews: Reflexology on 17:12 - Jan 3 with 1226 viewsDolly2.0

Dolly reviews: Reflexology on 17:08 - Jan 3 by Benters

mate ?


Just a turn of phrase/being nice.

So have you had a massage or similar?

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Dolly reviews: Reflexology on 17:19 - Jan 3 with 1195 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

Dolly reviews: Reflexology on 17:08 - Jan 3 by Dolly2.0

Don't try and get in with the in crowd Rommers. Be your own man.


Mate I like your restaurant reviews and could even understand the £90 meal but 28 pound for a foot rub?

28 quid? Not for me

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