| Joke for the day 09:04 - May 12 with 3774 views | fuglitown |
Quasimodo goes into a bar and asks for a glass of whiskey barman goes to optic with glass and says bells alright Quasimodo says mind your own business. |  | | |  |
| Joke for the day on 09:32 - May 12 with 3710 views | tazdac |
I walked up to the bar and asked the barman for a double whiskey, he poured it and placed it on the bar. I quickly drank it, looked up at him and said I shouldn’t have that with what I’ve got. What have you got? he asked, 10p I replied :o) | | | |
| Joke for the day on 11:06 - May 12 with 3610 views | Keno |
| Joke for the day on 09:32 - May 12 by tazdac |
I walked up to the bar and asked the barman for a double whiskey, he poured it and placed it on the bar. I quickly drank it, looked up at him and said I shouldn’t have that with what I’ve got. What have you got? he asked, 10p I replied :o) |
Paul Lambert walked into a bar,
Landlord looked up and just said 'You Out" |  |
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| Joke for the day on 11:18 - May 12 with 3590 views | jontysnut |
Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman go into a bar. The landlord says ' is this some kind of joke?' |  | | |
| Joke for the day on 12:02 - May 12 with 3544 views | fuglitown |
Quasimodo running down the road with loads of kids chasing him. Suddenly he stops and shouts get lost I haven’t got your ball | | | |
| Joke for the day on 12:19 - May 12 with 3516 views | NthQldITFC |
A girl walked into a bar and asked the barman for a double Entendre. So he gave her one. |  |
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| Joke for the day on 12:58 - May 12 with 3455 views | Swansea_Blue |
I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa. |  |
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| Joke for the day on 13:16 - May 12 with 3421 views | noggin |
A roman centurian walks into a bar, sticks up 2 fingers and says "5 beers please." |  |
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| Joke for the day on 13:44 - May 12 with 3381 views | Keno |
| Joke for the day on 13:16 - May 12 by noggin |
A roman centurian walks into a bar, sticks up 2 fingers and says "5 beers please." |
If Bluefish walked into a bar I wonder what he would say? | |
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| Joke for the day on 13:45 - May 12 with 3373 views | Swansea_Blue |
| Joke for the day on 13:44 - May 12 by Keno |
If Bluefish walked into a bar I wonder what he would say? |
"Ouch. PRP out!" | |
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| Joke for the day on 23:43 - May 12 with 3189 views | Epiphone |
Quasimodo goes into a bar and the landlord says "Hey,I don't remember your name, but your face sure rings a bell"
I'll get me coat! |  | | |
| Joke for the day on 01:14 - May 13 with 3153 views | ParisBlue |
| Joke for the day on 13:16 - May 12 by noggin |
A roman centurian walks into a bar, sticks up 2 fingers and says "5 beers please." |
Reminds me of a photo in WSC of Bobby Charlton running on the pitch with a young kid in the crowd giving him the V sign, with the caption saying "a young fan indicates how many goals he expects his hero to score this afternoon...." |  |
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| Joke for the day on 03:59 - May 13 with 3115 views | IPS_wich |
A dyslexic walked into a bra... | | | |
| Joke for the day on 06:40 - May 13 with 3080 views | Epiphone |
| Joke for the day on 03:59 - May 13 by IPS_wich |
A dyslexic walked into a bra... |
Did you hear about the agnostic,insomniac dyslexic?
He lay awake at night wondering if there was a Dog. | | | |
| Joke for the day on 08:12 - May 13 with 3004 views | ParisBlue |
| Joke for the day on 06:40 - May 13 by Epiphone |
Did you hear about the agnostic,insomniac dyslexic?
He lay awake at night wondering if there was a Dog. |
Or the dyslexic who went to a toga party dressed as a goat... | |
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| Joke for the day on 10:43 - May 13 with 2891 views | Keno |
| Joke for the day on 08:12 - May 13 by ParisBlue |
Or the dyslexic who went to a toga party dressed as a goat... |
I went to a sound of music dressed a very smelly brown sheet
I went as a lonely goat turd | |
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| Joke for the day on 14:36 - May 13 with 2812 views | OsborneOneNil |
Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'what's with the long face?' |  | | |
| Joke for the day on 14:38 - May 13 with 2808 views | Keno |
| Joke for the day on 14:36 - May 13 by OsborneOneNil |
Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'what's with the long face?' |
I went to a zoo the other, the only animal it had was a dog
it was a sh1t zoo | |
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| Joke for the day on 15:26 - May 13 with 2782 views | monytowbray |
Man walks into a bar.
“Ouch” he said. |  |
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| Joke for the day on 15:34 - May 13 with 2770 views | pimballwizard |
Quasimodo's wife comes out of the kitchen into the dining room carrying a wok.
Ooh Chinese stir fry my favourite YUM YUM!!
No dear I am just gonna iron one of your shirts..... |  | | |
| Joke for the day on 16:03 - May 13 with 2749 views | jontysnut |
| Joke for the day on 14:36 - May 13 by OsborneOneNil |
Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'what's with the long face?' |
White horse goes into a bar. Barman says ' we've got a scotch named after you'. The horse goes ' what, Dobbin?' | | | |
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