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What is the worst... British county? 16:45 - Jun 18 with 7156 viewsfooters

And why is it Berkshire?

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What is the worst... British county? on 16:46 - Jun 18 with 3483 viewsWacko

Because it's full of berks

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What is the worst... British county? on 16:47 - Jun 18 with 3471 viewsSteve_M

Because it contains Reading and the Madjeski Stadium.

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What is the worst... British county? on 16:49 - Jun 18 with 3457 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

You are correct.....I was born there so I should know.....the answer is Maidenhead.

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What is the worst... British county? on 16:49 - Jun 18 with 3459 viewsfooters

What is the worst... British county? on 16:47 - Jun 18 by Steve_M

Because it contains Reading and the Madjeski Stadium.


We're building a strong case for Berkshire here. Keep 'em coming.

It's the UK equivalent of the Midwest.

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What is the worst... British county? on 16:50 - Jun 18 with 3449 viewsfooters

What is the worst... British county? on 16:49 - Jun 18 by BanksterDebtSlave

You are correct.....I was born there so I should know.....the answer is Maidenhead.


I had to spend a week in Maidenhead once. I still get flashbacks.

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What is the worst... British county? on 16:52 - Jun 18 with 3435 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

...and this..
http://www-cdr.stanford.edu/intuition/Slough.html

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What is the worst... British county? on 16:56 - Jun 18 with 3416 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

What is the worst... British county? on 16:50 - Jun 18 by footers

I had to spend a week in Maidenhead once. I still get flashbacks.


And now the glorious start point of crossrail.....the quality of resident can only get worse.

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What is the worst... British county? on 16:58 - Jun 18 with 3398 viewsHerbivore

Berkshire is a good shout. Honourable mentions for Buckinghamshire (Wycombe is a dump) and Bedfordshire (Luton FFS) as well. Counties beginning with B are probably best avoided it seems.

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What is the worst... British county? on 16:59 - Jun 18 with 3391 viewsTJS

Given the size of our island I've never been able to take seriously any county that does not have a coastline.
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What is the worst... British county? on 17:03 - Jun 18 with 3379 viewsNthQldITFC

What is the worst... British county? on 16:46 - Jun 18 by Wacko

Because it's full of berks


The origin of the term berk is apparently a contraction of the rhyming slang 'Berkshire hunt' (as in the fox hunting tvvats I suppose), so to call someone a berk is actually a bit more severe than one might imagine.

Signed: A berk.

Oh, and it's obviously Issex, and too bloody close.
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What is the worst... British county? on 17:13 - Jun 18 with 3357 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

What is the worst... British county? on 17:03 - Jun 18 by NthQldITFC

The origin of the term berk is apparently a contraction of the rhyming slang 'Berkshire hunt' (as in the fox hunting tvvats I suppose), so to call someone a berk is actually a bit more severe than one might imagine.

Signed: A berk.

Oh, and it's obviously Issex, and too bloody close.
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Haven't you heard, Suffolk is the new Issex....up the 'ammers!!

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What is the worst... British county? on 17:14 - Jun 18 with 3354 viewssolemio

What is the worst... British county? on 16:58 - Jun 18 by Herbivore

Berkshire is a good shout. Honourable mentions for Buckinghamshire (Wycombe is a dump) and Bedfordshire (Luton FFS) as well. Counties beginning with B are probably best avoided it seems.


There are many lovely parts of Bedfordshire. Some people judge a county by Kenilworth Road.
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What is the worst... British county? on 17:15 - Jun 18 with 3355 viewsStokieBlue

What is the worst... British county? on 16:50 - Jun 18 by footers

I had to spend a week in Maidenhead once. I still get flashbacks.


I worked there for 15 months as part of my degree. Lived in Reading though and drove there daily.

Maidenhead is a veritable paradise compared to Reading or heaven forbid, Slough.

Reading does have an exceptional pie shop though which gives it a few extra points but still not enough to lift if much.

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What is the worst... British county? on 17:19 - Jun 18 with 3337 viewseastangliaisblue

Surely Norfolk must be?
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What is the worst... British county? on 17:28 - Jun 18 with 3303 viewsfooters

What is the worst... British county? on 17:15 - Jun 18 by StokieBlue

I worked there for 15 months as part of my degree. Lived in Reading though and drove there daily.

Maidenhead is a veritable paradise compared to Reading or heaven forbid, Slough.

Reading does have an exceptional pie shop though which gives it a few extra points but still not enough to lift if much.

SB


Sorry to hear that, Stokie. Hope you're OK now.

Aside from the football and Reading festival, only been there once to visit some friends. I hope not to go again.

Didn't think too much of the David Brent film but his Slough song did make me laugh :)


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What is the worst... British county? on 17:29 - Jun 18 with 3300 viewsfooters

What is the worst... British county? on 17:19 - Jun 18 by eastangliaisblue

Surely Norfolk must be?


Aside from the football team and the people, Norfolk's a great place. But that may be because I'm border scum...


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What is the worst... British county? on 17:38 - Jun 18 with 3278 viewsWeWereZombies

Offaly - over three weeks of glorious sunshine we had, then we crossed the river at Shannonbridge and the drizzle started, by the morning it was torrential (see avatar) and looking round Clonmacnoise a mad dash from one sheltered bit to another. Here is one of the highlights of a visit to County Offaly from the Wikipedia page:

'Offaly largely comprises a flat landscape and is known for its extensive bog and peatlands. There are many large bogs in Offaly including the Bog of Allen, Clara bog, Boora bog and Raheenmore Bog which are spread out across the county with the Bog of Allen extending into four other counties.'

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What is the worst... British county? on 17:39 - Jun 18 with 3269 viewseastangliaisblue

What is the worst... British county? on 17:29 - Jun 18 by footers

Aside from the football team and the people, Norfolk's a great place. But that may be because I'm border scum...



I hate to say it, it really is a nice county. Like you say, the football team and people, let it down!
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What is the worst... British county? on 17:43 - Jun 18 with 3257 viewsleitrimblue

What is the worst... British county? on 17:38 - Jun 18 by WeWereZombies

Offaly - over three weeks of glorious sunshine we had, then we crossed the river at Shannonbridge and the drizzle started, by the morning it was torrential (see avatar) and looking round Clonmacnoise a mad dash from one sheltered bit to another. Here is one of the highlights of a visit to County Offaly from the Wikipedia page:

'Offaly largely comprises a flat landscape and is known for its extensive bog and peatlands. There are many large bogs in Offaly including the Bog of Allen, Clara bog, Boora bog and Raheenmore Bog which are spread out across the county with the Bog of Allen extending into four other counties.'


I had the displeasure of living in Clara (Clara bog) for a year while working nearby.
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What is the worst... British county? on 17:50 - Jun 18 with 3226 viewsfooters

What is the worst... British county? on 17:38 - Jun 18 by WeWereZombies

Offaly - over three weeks of glorious sunshine we had, then we crossed the river at Shannonbridge and the drizzle started, by the morning it was torrential (see avatar) and looking round Clonmacnoise a mad dash from one sheltered bit to another. Here is one of the highlights of a visit to County Offaly from the Wikipedia page:

'Offaly largely comprises a flat landscape and is known for its extensive bog and peatlands. There are many large bogs in Offaly including the Bog of Allen, Clara bog, Boora bog and Raheenmore Bog which are spread out across the county with the Bog of Allen extending into four other counties.'


Yes, but with that many bogs it's probably the best place if you're caught short.

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What is the worst... British county? on 17:54 - Jun 18 with 3216 viewsDarth_Koont

Probably right. Although all the satellite counties around London and the M25 are pretty ropey.

Further afield, Lincolnshire is pretty unremarkable for such a large county.
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What is the worst... British county? on 17:58 - Jun 18 with 3202 viewsHerbivore

What is the worst... British county? on 17:14 - Jun 18 by solemio

There are many lovely parts of Bedfordshire. Some people judge a county by Kenilworth Road.


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What is the worst... British county? on 18:02 - Jun 18 with 3183 viewsgiant_stow

Essex is hard to love.

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What is the worst... British county? on 17:54 - Jun 18 by Darth_Koont

Probably right. Although all the satellite counties around London and the M25 are pretty ropey.

Further afield, Lincolnshire is pretty unremarkable for such a large county.
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Aye, Lincolnshire's pretty sh1t. See also: Kent.

Lincolnshire's got nice cabbages and windmills though, I guess.

But the evidence in favour of Berkshire seems pretty damning at this point.

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What is the worst... British county? on 18:05 - Jun 18 with 3169 viewsfooters

What is the worst... British county? on 18:02 - Jun 18 by giant_stow

Essex is hard to love.


It is, but it's also an essential buffer/filter between that there London and God's Own County of Suffolk.

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