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TWTDLand officials and other appointments 10:15 - Jul 6 with 1908 viewsKeno

I was reminded of something Danny Baker did on his LBC show where you could nominate yourself or someone else to be appointed to an role in a country (or some reason he used Tonga)

Its Monday and I'm bored so maybe its time to create a wondrous mythical kingdom of TWTDLand where all the offices of state, titles and appointments are up for grabs.

Who, for instance, should be

First Minister
State Treasurer
Head Gardener
Director of Recreation
Head chef
Pope/Archbishop/Druid

Feel free to pitch for any role for you or another poster, official, unofficial. We do expect reasons to be given and appointments may be granted later

For gods make it funny

From now on I would like to be known a Keno, Official Village Idiot of TWTDland.




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TWTDLand officials and other appointments on 10:59 - Jul 6 with 1836 viewsFtnfwest

Ulla can be queen
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TWTDLand officials and other appointments on 11:00 - Jul 6 with 1835 viewsfactual_blue

A heck of a lot of competition for that role Keno.


Should there also be a Minister for Obituaries?

(Asking for a close friend)

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TWTDLand officials and other appointments on 11:11 - Jul 6 with 1819 viewsKeno

TWTDLand officials and other appointments on 10:59 - Jul 6 by Ftnfwest

Ulla can be queen


A heck of a lot of competition for that role Westie!!

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TWTDLand officials and other appointments on 11:16 - Jul 6 with 1816 viewsOldsmoker

I bagsy being in charge of the nuclear weapons.
What! We've got none.
What sort of Banana Republic are you running here.

On a serious note, I think we should establish whether we're a constitutional monarchy (we need a queen), a republic (we need a fat, orange blowhard) or a dictatorship (we need a baldie or someone with a moustache).

Don't believe a word I say. I'm only kidding. Or am I?
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TWTDLand officials and other appointments on 11:21 - Jul 6 with 1799 viewsKeno

TWTDLand officials and other appointments on 11:16 - Jul 6 by Oldsmoker

I bagsy being in charge of the nuclear weapons.
What! We've got none.
What sort of Banana Republic are you running here.

On a serious note, I think we should establish whether we're a constitutional monarchy (we need a queen), a republic (we need a fat, orange blowhard) or a dictatorship (we need a baldie or someone with a moustache).


Are you suggesting Phil could be a dictator?

Happy for you to decide the governmental structure

By TWTD standards you seem sane and fairly well adjusted

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TWTDLand officials and other appointments on 11:46 - Jul 6 with 1760 viewsBlueBadger

TWTDLand officials and other appointments on 11:16 - Jul 6 by Oldsmoker

I bagsy being in charge of the nuclear weapons.
What! We've got none.
What sort of Banana Republic are you running here.

On a serious note, I think we should establish whether we're a constitutional monarchy (we need a queen), a republic (we need a fat, orange blowhard) or a dictatorship (we need a baldie or someone with a moustache).


Official custodian of The Banhammer.

Some day a real rain'll come...

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TWTDLand officials and other appointments on 11:53 - Jul 6 with 1743 viewsKeno

TWTDLand officials and other appointments on 11:46 - Jul 6 by BlueBadger

Official custodian of The Banhammer.

Some day a real rain'll come...


I had you pencilled in Matron of TWTDland?

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TWTDLand officials and other appointments on 12:18 - Jul 6 with 1713 viewsgiant_stow

TWTDLand officials and other appointments on 10:59 - Jul 6 by Ftnfwest

Ulla can be queen


Only if I get to wear a dress.

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TWTDLand officials and other appointments on 12:22 - Jul 6 with 1702 viewsKeno

TWTDLand officials and other appointments on 12:18 - Jul 6 by giant_stow

Only if I get to wear a dress.


you mean something like


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TWTDLand officials and other appointments on 12:34 - Jul 6 with 1685 viewsWeWereZombies

Guthers just has to be Pope/Archbishop/Chief Druid (chief so that he can have staff, or a shepherd's crook if none are available). But to make sure that Guthrum does not get too big for his boots may I suggest Fergal as Official Historian.

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TWTDLand officials and other appointments on 12:37 - Jul 6 with 1676 viewsfooters

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TWTDLand officials and other appointments on 12:39 - Jul 6 with 1672 viewsKeno

TWTDLand officials and other appointments on 12:34 - Jul 6 by WeWereZombies

Guthers just has to be Pope/Archbishop/Chief Druid (chief so that he can have staff, or a shepherd's crook if none are available). But to make sure that Guthrum does not get too big for his boots may I suggest Fergal as Official Historian.



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TWTDLand officials and other appointments on 12:40 - Jul 6 with 1661 viewsgiant_stow

TWTDLand officials and other appointments on 12:22 - Jul 6 by Keno

you mean something like



Hey, I'm not a tramp - something more classy thank you very much.

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TWTDLand officials and other appointments on 13:13 - Jul 6 with 1616 viewsWeWereZombies

TWTDLand officials and other appointments on 12:40 - Jul 6 by giant_stow

Hey, I'm not a tramp - something more classy thank you very much.


I cannot see what you are complaining about, there is some green under the bib and some yellow on the hat. To be honest, I think that is much more classy than you could have wished for from this forum...

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TWTDLand officials and other appointments on 13:19 - Jul 6 with 1604 viewsHerbivore

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TWTDLand officials and other appointments on 14:19 - Jul 6 with 1530 viewsKeno

TWTDLand officials and other appointments on 12:40 - Jul 6 by giant_stow

Hey, I'm not a tramp - something more classy thank you very much.


you thinking more like


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TWTDLand officials and other appointments on 14:22 - Jul 6 with 1519 viewsjaykay

TWTDLand officials and other appointments on 13:19 - Jul 6 by Herbivore

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he's busy in a fabrication shop at the moment

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