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Anyone else do the UK Government retraining tool? 12:28 - Oct 9 with 5750 viewsKeno


I should be a Professional Sportsman/Boxer!!

Yay!

If anyone else wants a try the link is below

https://nationalcareers.service.gov.uk/skills-assessment

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Anyone else do the UK Government retraining tool? on 12:33 - Oct 9 with 2876 viewshype313

Mine came up as a Cake Decorator.

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Anyone else do the UK Government retraining tool? on 12:34 - Oct 9 with 2869 viewsKeno

Anyone else do the UK Government retraining tool? on 12:33 - Oct 9 by hype313

Mine came up as a Cake Decorator.


It will be hard to anyone to top that

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Anyone else do the UK Government retraining tool? on 12:35 - Oct 9 with 2862 viewshype313

Anyone else do the UK Government retraining tool? on 12:34 - Oct 9 by Keno

It will be hard to anyone to top that


The last baking I did was a Cheese Straw in Home Economics at school 28 years ago.

Genuinely feel sorry for people that are having to do this nonsense rather than us doing it for a giggle.

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Anyone else do the UK Government retraining tool? on 12:37 - Oct 9 with 2858 viewsEwan_Oozami

Anyone else do the UK Government retraining tool? on 12:34 - Oct 9 by Keno

It will be hard to anyone to top that


Pipe down you!

You are the obsolete SRN4 to my Fairey Rotodyne....
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Anyone else do the UK Government retraining tool? on 12:42 - Oct 9 with 2846 viewsKeno

Anyone else do the UK Government retraining tool? on 12:35 - Oct 9 by hype313

The last baking I did was a Cheese Straw in Home Economics at school 28 years ago.

Genuinely feel sorry for people that are having to do this nonsense rather than us doing it for a giggle.


You do have a serious point there, and have to question why the results on this just seem so random?

It has the feel of something they have cribbed of a Cosmo type magazine

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Anyone else do the UK Government retraining tool? on 12:44 - Oct 9 with 2842 viewsSwansea_Blue

Anyone else do the UK Government retraining tool? on 12:33 - Oct 9 by hype313

Mine came up as a Cake Decorator.


I got Head Chef.

I mean it can't be that hard, can it? I've already pinched the idea of Chicken and Mushroom Pot Noodle with a pinch of something else. I can't remember what the something else was, so I'll just improvise with custard or something.

I couldn't think of anything I'm less suited to on a whole number of levels.

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Anyone else do the UK Government retraining tool? on 12:46 - Oct 9 with 2838 viewsBlueBadger

Anyone else do the UK Government retraining tool? on 12:33 - Oct 9 by hype313

Mine came up as a Cake Decorator.


Betten(berg) down the hatches.

I'm one of the people who was blamed for getting Paul Cook sacked. PM for the full post.
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Anyone else do the UK Government retraining tool? on 12:50 - Oct 9 with 2831 viewsBasuco

Studio sound engineer, that would be brilliant as I love music and I always make sure that the sound settings are custom set to how I like them.
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Anyone else do the UK Government retraining tool? on 12:53 - Oct 9 with 2823 viewsSwansea_Blue

Answered a few more Qs and i now have:

Head Chef
Meteorologist
Anatomical pathology technician (whatever one of them is)
Florist
Wind turbine technician


It's a bit random.

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Anyone else do the UK Government retraining tool? on 12:54 - Oct 9 with 2824 viewsDanTheMan

Manufacturing, Science and Research, Managerial.

Considering I really do not want to manage anyone, I have a feeling this tool might need some tweaking.

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Anyone else do the UK Government retraining tool? on 12:55 - Oct 9 with 2819 viewsParisBlue

Can you play left back? Doing anything tomorrow afternoon? Able to get to Blackpool?

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Anyone else do the UK Government retraining tool? on 12:57 - Oct 9 with 2812 viewsSwansea_Blue

Anyone else do the UK Government retraining tool? on 12:54 - Oct 9 by DanTheMan

Manufacturing, Science and Research, Managerial.

Considering I really do not want to manage anyone, I have a feeling this tool might need some tweaking.


I think you've got my results. Are you any good with flowers or dead people?

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Anyone else do the UK Government retraining tool? on 12:58 - Oct 9 with 2809 viewshype313

Anyone else do the UK Government retraining tool? on 12:44 - Oct 9 by Swansea_Blue

I got Head Chef.

I mean it can't be that hard, can it? I've already pinched the idea of Chicken and Mushroom Pot Noodle with a pinch of something else. I can't remember what the something else was, so I'll just improvise with custard or something.

I couldn't think of anything I'm less suited to on a whole number of levels.


Lets hope for humanity that J2's doesn't come up as Head Chef.

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Anyone else do the UK Government retraining tool? on 12:59 - Oct 9 with 2807 viewsDanTheMan

Anyone else do the UK Government retraining tool? on 12:57 - Oct 9 by Swansea_Blue

I think you've got my results. Are you any good with flowers or dead people?


Well I usually kill flowers so I'm going to say no on the first one.

Dead people though, not much you can do wrong there.

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Anyone else do the UK Government retraining tool? on 13:04 - Oct 9 with 2793 viewsBlueBadger

I got emergency and uniform services.

Which frankly, sounds a bit pervy.

I'm one of the people who was blamed for getting Paul Cook sacked. PM for the full post.
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Anyone else do the UK Government retraining tool? on 13:06 - Oct 9 with 2791 viewsfactual_blue

Assassin, apparently.

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Anyone else do the UK Government retraining tool? on 13:09 - Oct 9 with 2785 viewsgordon

Came out as actor for me.

It says they use speech, movement and expression to bring characters to life in theatre, film, television and radio.

45-47 hours a week.

Salary variable.
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Anyone else do the UK Government retraining tool? on 13:10 - Oct 9 with 2782 viewshype313

Anyone else do the UK Government retraining tool? on 13:09 - Oct 9 by gordon

Came out as actor for me.

It says they use speech, movement and expression to bring characters to life in theatre, film, television and radio.

45-47 hours a week.

Salary variable.


The irony is they are telling Actors to use this tool as means of retraining...

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Anyone else do the UK Government retraining tool? on 13:11 - Oct 9 with 2782 viewsDanTheMan

Anyone else do the UK Government retraining tool? on 12:54 - Oct 9 by DanTheMan

Manufacturing, Science and Research, Managerial.

Considering I really do not want to manage anyone, I have a feeling this tool might need some tweaking.


Going further into these, on the manufacturing side:

- Brewery Worker
- Non-destructive testing technician
- Microbrewer

Science:

- Psychiatrist
- Criminal intelligence analyst
- Archaeologist

I'll be fair and say the Science ones I'd probably genuinely enjoy doing.

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Anyone else do the UK Government retraining tool? on 13:11 - Oct 9 with 2779 viewsDanTheMan

Anyone else do the UK Government retraining tool? on 13:09 - Oct 9 by gordon

Came out as actor for me.

It says they use speech, movement and expression to bring characters to life in theatre, film, television and radio.

45-47 hours a week.

Salary variable.


"Salary variable."

Well I guess that's one way of putting it.

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Anyone else do the UK Government retraining tool? on 13:29 - Oct 9 with 2760 viewseireblue

Boxer.
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Anyone else do the UK Government retraining tool? on 13:32 - Oct 9 with 2754 viewsgiant_stow

Anyone else do the UK Government retraining tool? on 12:53 - Oct 9 by Swansea_Blue

Answered a few more Qs and i now have:

Head Chef
Meteorologist
Anatomical pathology technician (whatever one of them is)
Florist
Wind turbine technician


It's a bit random.


I had more questions too - I'm either to be an Advertising Art Director, Paramedic or Soldier. grr!
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Has anyone ever looked at their own postings for last day or so? Oh my... so sorry. Was Ullaa
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Anyone else do the UK Government retraining tool? on 13:34 - Oct 9 with 2741 viewseireblue

Anyone else do the UK Government retraining tool? on 13:29 - Oct 9 by eireblue

Boxer.


I can also be a Funeral Director.

And people say the Government don’t do joined up thinking.
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Anyone else do the UK Government retraining tool? on 13:37 - Oct 9 with 2727 viewsDanTheMan

Well could be worse everyone, here is what my friend got:


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Anyone else do the UK Government retraining tool? on 13:38 - Oct 9 with 2723 viewsBlueBadger

Anyone else do the UK Government retraining tool? on 13:29 - Oct 9 by eireblue

Boxer.



I'm one of the people who was blamed for getting Paul Cook sacked. PM for the full post.
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