| So what happens to TWTD now players leaving in their droves 08:39 - Jun 17 with 1388 views | Keno |
and its obvious by now no one wants to sign to us, they would rather go stay in god forsaken places like Luton or backwaters like Wigan than join the 'New Ipswich' revolution, 3 lions will decide we are just a hopeless case, pull the plug and wind us us,
Will Phil and Gav keep it going as a the special online community it is or will we all have to get real lives and start working during that day?
what will we all do>???!!!!!!
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| So what happens to TWTD now players leaving in their droves on 08:49 - Jun 17 with 1326 views | bluelagos |
I can think of a few TWTDrs who we could transfer to Luton or Wigan. We could open it up in a democratic manner and vote for those to leave.
Actually better not, I might be near the top of the list :-( |  |
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| So what happens to TWTD now players leaving in their droves on 10:27 - Jun 17 with 1086 views | StochesStotasBlewe |
TWTD Mumsnet/prolempage-AskPhilandGav.
New to Ipswich Town supporters, all your problems answered by Suffolks favourite agony uncles.
Dear Phil and Gav.
My wife is the worlds biggest chatterbox i've ever met and what makes it worse is that on the rare occasions that i do manage to get a word in edgeways she stares at me vacantly so it's clear she isn't listening to a word i say. I want to dump her but there is a weird reason i haven't. She's got a third nipple in the middle if her chest and when she's naked, her torso resembles a very kindly face. It's as though her regular nipples look like eyes, her additional nipple a little nose and her belly button a cute little mouth.
Anyway, i've taken to calling this chest-lady Charlotte and when my wife is asleep, i have long one sided conversations with 'her' about my feelings and what 's happened during my day. Charlotte is a great listener, and though she never responds, it's clear she oozes compassion and sympathy. I've even started to develop strong sexual feelings for Charlotte and taken to kissing her belly button/mouth while my wife is snoring heavily.
I realised things were getting out of hand when i became frantic one morning last week after spotting some belly button fluff in my wifes naval .
"Take it out, Charlotte's choking" i yelled.
What should i do?. Please help.
Reverend Arthur Hobnob.
Phil and Gav say..........
Mmmmm. We'd love to say "it happens all the time" Arthur, but that would be a lie. You are a strange , troubled man and though we'd normally suggest a strait-jacket for the deeply disturbed, we'd worry about your developing an inappropriate relationship with the buttons used to keep you constrained. Best to put up with your motormouth wife if it means you can indulge in your oddball fetish. Just promise you will not be introducing Charlotte to your friends. Alternatively, you could convert to supporting Norwich City, where i,m sure you will fit in with their unusual fanbase. |  |
| We have no village green, or a shop.
It's very, very quiet.
I can walk to the pub. |
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| So what happens to TWTD now players leaving in their droves on 10:53 - Jun 17 with 1006 views | Swansea_Blue |
We're just going to objectify women all day and hold utterly random football quizzes. |  |
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| So what happens to TWTD now players leaving in their droves on 11:19 - Jun 17 with 908 views | Keno |
| So what happens to TWTD now players leaving in their droves on 10:53 - Jun 17 by Swansea_Blue |
We're just going to objectify women all day and hold utterly random football quizzes. |
seems like a good plan!!! | |
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| So what happens to TWTD now players leaving in their droves on 11:21 - Jun 17 with 888 views | Mookamoo |
I think we all get a turn as the holding midfielder. |  | | |
| So what happens to TWTD now players leaving in their droves on 11:22 - Jun 17 with 876 views | Keno |
| So what happens to TWTD now players leaving in their droves on 10:27 - Jun 17 by StochesStotasBlewe |
TWTD Mumsnet/prolempage-AskPhilandGav.
New to Ipswich Town supporters, all your problems answered by Suffolks favourite agony uncles.
Dear Phil and Gav.
My wife is the worlds biggest chatterbox i've ever met and what makes it worse is that on the rare occasions that i do manage to get a word in edgeways she stares at me vacantly so it's clear she isn't listening to a word i say. I want to dump her but there is a weird reason i haven't. She's got a third nipple in the middle if her chest and when she's naked, her torso resembles a very kindly face. It's as though her regular nipples look like eyes, her additional nipple a little nose and her belly button a cute little mouth.
Anyway, i've taken to calling this chest-lady Charlotte and when my wife is asleep, i have long one sided conversations with 'her' about my feelings and what 's happened during my day. Charlotte is a great listener, and though she never responds, it's clear she oozes compassion and sympathy. I've even started to develop strong sexual feelings for Charlotte and taken to kissing her belly button/mouth while my wife is snoring heavily.
I realised things were getting out of hand when i became frantic one morning last week after spotting some belly button fluff in my wifes naval .
"Take it out, Charlotte's choking" i yelled.
What should i do?. Please help.
Reverend Arthur Hobnob.
Phil and Gav say..........
Mmmmm. We'd love to say "it happens all the time" Arthur, but that would be a lie. You are a strange , troubled man and though we'd normally suggest a strait-jacket for the deeply disturbed, we'd worry about your developing an inappropriate relationship with the buttons used to keep you constrained. Best to put up with your motormouth wife if it means you can indulge in your oddball fetish. Just promise you will not be introducing Charlotte to your friends. Alternatively, you could convert to supporting Norwich City, where i,m sure you will fit in with their unusual fanbase. |
maybe we could turn into "viz" type hints forum | |
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| So what happens to TWTD now players leaving in their droves on 11:26 - Jun 17 with 854 views | footers |
I'm joining the Trawlerboys on a free.
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| So what happens to TWTD now players leaving in their droves on 11:28 - Jun 17 with 842 views | Keno |
| So what happens to TWTD now players leaving in their droves on 11:26 - Jun 17 by footers |
I'm joining the Trawlerboys on a free.
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is that some weird dating site for gay fisherman? | |
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| So what happens to TWTD now players leaving in their droves on 11:30 - Jun 17 with 820 views | footers |
| So what happens to TWTD now players leaving in their droves on 11:28 - Jun 17 by Keno |
is that some weird dating site for gay fisherman? |
Plenty of action off Dogger Bank, big boy ;) [Post edited 17 Jun 2021 11:30]
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| So what happens to TWTD now players leaving in their droves on 11:33 - Jun 17 with 793 views | Keno |
| So what happens to TWTD now players leaving in their droves on 11:30 - Jun 17 by footers |
Plenty of action off Dogger Bank, big boy ;) [Post edited 17 Jun 2021 11:30]
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avast behind!! | |
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| So what happens to TWTD now players leaving in their droves on 12:57 - Jun 17 with 682 views | BryanPlug |
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| So what happens to TWTD now players leaving in their droves on 13:06 - Jun 17 with 649 views | Keno |
| So what happens to TWTD now players leaving in their droves on 12:57 - Jun 17 by BryanPlug |
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Do I have to start drinking pouncey flavoured gin and listening to smooth jazz? | |
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