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In a drama serial running on R4Xtra, the Prime Minister is kidnapped by a loony 16:09 - Sep 29 with 1065 viewsRyorry

Left group. Where would the crime writers of TWTD go next with this? 🤔

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In a drama serial running on R4Xtra, the Prime Minister is kidnapped by a loony on 16:14 - Sep 29 with 1043 viewsJ2BLUE

They are all arrested, set to have the book thrown at them when it's revealed they are really far right and trying to frame the left. The media immediately shifts from hang them to knight them. They are released without charge and elected as MPs.

Truly impaired.
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In a drama serial running on R4Xtra, the Prime Minister is kidnapped by a loony on 16:15 - Sep 29 with 1034 viewslowhouseblue

well a proper loony left group would kidnap the wrong person and them blame their failure on a israeli conspiracy.

And so as the loose-bowelled pigeon of time swoops low over the unsuspecting tourist of destiny, and the flatulent skunk of fate wanders into the air-conditioning system of eternity, I notice it's the end of the show

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In a drama serial running on R4Xtra, the Prime Minister is kidnapped by a loony on 16:16 - Sep 29 with 1032 viewsITFC_Forever

She is forcefed babybels and dairylea and is disgusted that that is the worst thing she has ever done.

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In a drama serial running on R4Xtra, the Prime Minister is kidnapped by a loony on 16:19 - Sep 29 with 1015 viewsRyorry

In a drama serial running on R4Xtra, the Prime Minister is kidnapped by a loony on 16:15 - Sep 29 by lowhouseblue

well a proper loony left group would kidnap the wrong person and them blame their failure on a israeli conspiracy.


Hah!

The bit I didn't reveal in the OP is that the PM is a Labour one who allegedly has "not done enough for the people" ...

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In a drama serial running on R4Xtra, the Prime Minister is kidnapped by a loony on 16:21 - Sep 29 with 995 viewslowhouseblue

In a drama serial running on R4Xtra, the Prime Minister is kidnapped by a loony on 16:19 - Sep 29 by Ryorry

Hah!

The bit I didn't reveal in the OP is that the PM is a Labour one who allegedly has "not done enough for the people" ...


well obviously, as we know, a loony left group would be focused on undermining a labour government. why would they bother with the tories?

And so as the loose-bowelled pigeon of time swoops low over the unsuspecting tourist of destiny, and the flatulent skunk of fate wanders into the air-conditioning system of eternity, I notice it's the end of the show

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In a drama serial running on R4Xtra, the Prime Minister is kidnapped by a loony on 16:25 - Sep 29 with 979 viewshomer_123

It pans to Bobby in the shower.

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In a drama serial running on R4Xtra, the Prime Minister is kidnapped by a loony on 17:35 - Sep 29 with 908 viewsfactual_blue

Nobody is willing to pay the ransom, and she's trafficked as a comfort worker to Russian-held Donbas.

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In a drama serial running on R4Xtra, the Prime Minister is kidnapped by a loony on 17:59 - Sep 29 with 874 viewsWeWereZombies

Junior minister Keir asks around some of the contacts he made as Director of Public Prosecutions and gets a call from an Inspector Poirot. Later that day Poirot arrives at Labour Party headquarters and bumps into Malcolm Tucker...

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In a drama serial running on R4Xtra, the Prime Minister is kidnapped by a loony on 18:04 - Sep 29 with 862 viewsRyorry

In a drama serial running on R4Xtra, the Prime Minister is kidnapped by a loony on 17:35 - Sep 29 by factual_blue

Nobody is willing to pay the ransom, and she's trafficked as a comfort worker to Russian-held Donbas.


It's a 'he' called Ted, but your storyline could still work as an alt 'HandMaster's Tale'.

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In a drama serial running on R4Xtra, the Prime Minister is kidnapped by a loony on 18:05 - Sep 29 with 858 viewsRyorry

In a drama serial running on R4Xtra, the Prime Minister is kidnapped by a loony on 17:59 - Sep 29 by WeWereZombies

Junior minister Keir asks around some of the contacts he made as Director of Public Prosecutions and gets a call from an Inspector Poirot. Later that day Poirot arrives at Labour Party headquarters and bumps into Malcolm Tucker...


Given that this PM is called Ted, and Poirot's sidekick is called Hastings ...

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In a drama serial running on R4Xtra, the Prime Minister is kidnapped by a loony on 18:12 - Sep 29 with 847 viewsfactual_blue

In a drama serial running on R4Xtra, the Prime Minister is kidnapped by a loony on 18:04 - Sep 29 by Ryorry

It's a 'he' called Ted, but your storyline could still work as an alt 'HandMaster's Tale'.


One of the terrorists is a surgeon, and 'Ted' is transformed into...errrr....Tedella before being trafficked.

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In a drama serial running on R4Xtra, the Prime Minister is kidnapped by a loony on 18:14 - Sep 29 with 833 viewsWeWereZombies

In a drama serial running on R4Xtra, the Prime Minister is kidnapped by a loony on 18:05 - Sep 29 by Ryorry

Given that this PM is called Ted, and Poirot's sidekick is called Hastings ...


This is going to get awkward when Poirot gets called in by AC-12 for investigation...

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In a drama serial running on R4Xtra, the Prime Minister is kidnapped by a loony on 18:25 - Sep 29 with 827 viewsRyorry

In a drama serial running on R4Xtra, the Prime Minister is kidnapped by a loony on 18:12 - Sep 29 by factual_blue

One of the terrorists is a surgeon, and 'Ted' is transformed into...errrr....Tedella before being trafficked.




Has legs though that one.

Could combine with Zombies' line in a joint enterprise.

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In a drama serial running on R4Xtra, the Prime Minister is kidnapped by a loony on 20:23 - Sep 29 with 751 viewsfactual_blue

In a drama serial running on R4Xtra, the Prime Minister is kidnapped by a loony on 18:25 - Sep 29 by Ryorry



Has legs though that one.

Could combine with Zombies' line in a joint enterprise.


Due to botched surgery, Tedella has no legs.

I'm not sure you were expecting this story to turn so dark, so quickly.

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In a drama serial running on R4Xtra, the Prime Minister is kidnapped by a loony on 20:53 - Sep 29 with 729 viewsBlueandTruesince82

Clearly its the work of a TWTD reading serial killer who is offing Norwich fans so I imagine remains found at C
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In a drama serial running on R4Xtra, the Prime Minister is kidnapped by a loony on 21:41 - Sep 29 with 699 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

In a drama serial running on R4Xtra, the Prime Minister is kidnapped by a loony on 16:19 - Sep 29 by Ryorry

Hah!

The bit I didn't reveal in the OP is that the PM is a Labour one who allegedly has "not done enough for the people" ...


He's already in my shed if they need to know where to find him.

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In a drama serial running on R4Xtra, the Prime Minister is kidnapped by a loony on 23:20 - Sep 29 with 638 viewsRyorry

In a drama serial running on R4Xtra, the Prime Minister is kidnapped by a loony on 20:53 - Sep 29 by BlueandTruesince82

Clearly its the work of a TWTD reading serial killer who is offing Norwich fans so I imagine remains found at C
Copdock tesco in nowt but an ITFC bobble hat and note stating delia is next unless nuclear disarmanent is immediately enacted, more demands will follow, uppa town and uppa the proletariat.


This & previous suggestions are all way more imaginative than the actual serial being broadcast (which btw apols for getting a bit carried away with, had forgotten I'd asked TWTDers for their contemporary take).

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