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I’m out of shampoo 20:44 - Jul 12 with 1721 viewsthe_toff

Checked the cupboard and I do have dog shampoo.

Shall I?
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I’m out of shampoo on 20:48 - Jul 12 with 1699 viewsKeno

I used some earlier, hair is now very shinny, penny keeps calling me a good boy but I feeling a bit rough, rough rough rough
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I’m out of shampoo on 20:50 - Jul 12 with 1681 viewsthe_toff

I’m out of shampoo on 20:48 - Jul 12 by Keno

I used some earlier, hair is now very shinny, penny keeps calling me a good boy but I feeling a bit rough, rough rough rough
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You’re barking mad
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I’m out of shampoo on 20:55 - Jul 12 with 1649 viewsfactual_blue

I’m out of shampoo on 20:48 - Jul 12 by Keno

I used some earlier, hair is now very shinny, penny keeps calling me a good boy but I feeling a bit rough, rough rough rough
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Shinny hair has some legs I imagine.

And on the subject of legs, stop doing that to Penny's leg whilst in polite company.

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I’m out of shampoo on 21:20 - Jul 12 with 1591 viewshoppy

I’m out of shampoo on 20:55 - Jul 12 by factual_blue

Shinny hair has some legs I imagine.

And on the subject of legs, stop doing that to Penny's leg whilst in polite company.


"And on the subject of legs, stop doing that to Penny's leg whilst in police company." would probably be more apt.

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I’m out of shampoo on 21:21 - Jul 12 with 1584 viewsSwansea_Blue

Should stop you getting fleas, I suppose

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I’m out of shampoo on 21:23 - Jul 12 with 1568 viewsHARRY10

Probably leave you looking a bit 'ruff'
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I’m out of shampoo on 21:37 - Jul 12 with 1535 viewsWeWereZombies

I’m out of shampoo on 20:48 - Jul 12 by Keno

I used some earlier, hair is now very shinny, penny keeps calling me a good boy but I feeling a bit rough, rough rough rough
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I’m out of shampoo on 21:39 - Jul 12 with 1532 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Washing-up liquid?

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I’m out of shampoo on 22:02 - Jul 12 with 1498 viewsronnyd

Should be ok, just don't go round sniffing other peoples arses.
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I’m out of shampoo on 22:07 - Jul 12 with 1482 viewsEwan_Oozami

I’m out of shampoo on 22:02 - Jul 12 by ronnyd

Should be ok, just don't go round sniffing other peoples arses.


Or sliding on the carpet...

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I’m out of shampoo on 22:08 - Jul 12 with 1484 viewsGavTWTD

Maybe Hirst can throw some out of his hotel window.

I used a bar of soap the other day as id run out. It's all just soap.

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I’m out of shampoo on 22:11 - Jul 12 with 1466 viewsthe_toff

I’m out of shampoo on 22:08 - Jul 12 by GavTWTD

Maybe Hirst can throw some out of his hotel window.

I used a bar of soap the other day as id run out. It's all just soap.


Sounds like a slippery slope that.

I used it. What’s the worst that can happen?
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I’m out of shampoo on 22:16 - Jul 12 with 1452 viewsSwansea_Blue

I’m out of shampoo on 22:08 - Jul 12 by GavTWTD

Maybe Hirst can throw some out of his hotel window.

I used a bar of soap the other day as id run out. It's all just soap.


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I’m out of shampoo on 22:28 - Jul 12 with 1393 viewsSwansea_Blue

I’m out of shampoo on 22:11 - Jul 12 by the_toff

Sounds like a slippery slope that.

I used it. What’s the worst that can happen?


Balls, I replied to the wrong post. The worse that can happen you say?

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‘Could your soap really cause erectile dysfunction?’

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I’m out of shampoo on 22:37 - Jul 12 with 1369 viewshoppy

I’m out of shampoo on 22:28 - Jul 12 by Swansea_Blue

Balls, I replied to the wrong post. The worse that can happen you say?

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‘Could your soap really cause erectile dysfunction?’

https://www.news24.com/amp/life/wellness/body/condition-centres/erectile-dysfunc
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Come again?

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I’m out of shampoo on 22:43 - Jul 12 with 1354 viewsSwansea_Blue

I’m out of shampoo on 22:37 - Jul 12 by hoppy

Come again?


I’m not sure that’s possible if one’s used too much soap. Apparently 🤷‍♂️

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