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....get on a ferry this afternoon, get to Paris and win at least a bronze in shooting or archery.
They are hardly difficult.
Absolute piece of p*ss.
No problems.
Piece of piss. I took gold medal in Archery at Center Parcs 2019, first thing in the morning, still drunk, no practice. Natural talent. I've also got my silver swimming certificate and I can run. So I'd have had the triatholon sorted, but the Seinne is a facking toillette so I've told Seb non.
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So TWTD'rs which Olympic Sport real or imagined on 14:49 - Jul 26 with 1057 views
Piece of piss. I took gold medal in Archery at Center Parcs 2019, first thing in the morning, still drunk, no practice. Natural talent. I've also got my silver swimming certificate and I can run. So I'd have had the triatholon sorted, but the Seinne is a facking toillette so I've told Seb non.
...from the deep end, while wearing my pyjamas.
I'm a legend.
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So TWTD'rs which Olympic Sport real or imagined on 14:58 - Jul 26 with 1036 views