| More trouble with the wife. 19:36 - May 4 with 2954 views | tractorian |
We'd been arguing for days. Finally she shouted, "Get out! F*** off! Just go!"
She started throwing my clothes out of the window and smashing up the rest of my things.
While I was outside collecting my stuff, she screamed, " I hope you die a long lingering death!"
I walked back in and sat on the couch. It was obvious she wanted me to stay.
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| More trouble with the wife. on 19:47 - May 4 with 2841 views | TCisdynamite |
No woman, no cry |  | | |
| More trouble with the wife. on 20:11 - May 4 with 2714 views | RoyKeanesDog |
My wife kicked me out because of my obsession with Only Fools and Horses.
I said "I'll fetch the suitcase from the van". |  |
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| More trouble with the wife. on 20:17 - May 4 with 2649 views | Fixed_It |
| More trouble with the wife. on 20:11 - May 4 by RoyKeanesDog |
My wife kicked me out because of my obsession with Only Fools and Horses.
I said "I'll fetch the suitcase from the van". |
You should have told her to wait until this time next year when you will be a millionaire... [Post edited 4 May 2017 20:20]
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| More trouble with the wife. on 20:48 - May 4 with 2544 views | TractorWood |
| More trouble with the wife. on 20:11 - May 4 by RoyKeanesDog |
My wife kicked me out because of my obsession with Only Fools and Horses.
I said "I'll fetch the suitcase from the van". |
My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I'm too obsessed with football. I replied 'are you leaving on loan or a permanent deal?' |  |
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| More trouble with the wife. on 20:54 - May 4 with 2483 views | JakeITFC |
My wife told me to stop singing Wonderwall.
I said maybe. |  | | |
| More trouble with the wife. on 20:59 - May 4 with 2464 views | MJallday |
| More trouble with the wife. on 20:54 - May 4 by JakeITFC |
My wife told me to stop singing Wonderwall.
I said maybe. |
my wife has been ill recently, so i covered her in lard
after that, she went downhill quickly. |  |
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| More trouble with the wife. on 21:19 - May 4 with 2362 views | RoyKeanesDog |
| More trouble with the wife. on 20:17 - May 4 by Fixed_It |
You should have told her to wait until this time next year when you will be a millionaire... [Post edited 4 May 2017 20:20]
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My wife asked me what my views on Syria were.
I said "I couldn't see anyone beating Juventus" | |
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| More trouble with the wife. on 21:29 - May 4 with 2266 views | StNeotsBlue |
My wife accused me of being a dirty old man.
What does she know about anything? She's only just turned 16. |  | | |
| More trouble with the wife. on 21:30 - May 4 with 2242 views | vapour_trail |
| More trouble with the wife. on 20:59 - May 4 by MJallday |
my wife has been ill recently, so i covered her in lard
after that, she went downhill quickly. |
Take my wife.
Please.
Cheers Monkhouse. |  |
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| More trouble with the wife. on 21:34 - May 4 with 2222 views | itfcjoe |
| More trouble with the wife. on 20:48 - May 4 by TractorWood |
My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I'm too obsessed with football. I replied 'are you leaving on loan or a permanent deal?' |
I was gutted when my girlfriend dumped me for being obsessed with football, we'd been together for 9 seasons |  |
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