Thursday joke thread... 10:16 - Oct 19 with 17935 views | hoppy | Son: Dad, why is my sister named Teresa? Dad: Because your mum loves Easter and Teresa is an anagram of Easter. Son: Thanks dad, Dad: No problem Alan | |
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Thursday joke thread... on 10:20 - Oct 19 with 10646 views | bluewein | I was thinking of dressing up for Halloween a small island of the coast of Italy. My friends told me not to be Sicilly. [Post edited 19 Oct 2017 10:23]
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Thursday joke thread... on 10:21 - Oct 19 with 10628 views | Steve_M | Who's got the picture of Norwich's 'honours' in the programme? | |
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Thursday joke thread... on 10:21 - Oct 19 with 10617 views | tractorian |
Thursday joke thread... on 10:20 - Oct 19 by bluewein | I was thinking of dressing up for Halloween a small island of the coast of Italy. My friends told me not to be Sicilly. [Post edited 19 Oct 2017 10:23]
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That really was Scilly!! | | | |
Thursday joke thread... on 10:26 - Oct 19 with 10588 views | Heathlander | What or who is Laan? | | | |
Thursday joke thread... on 10:27 - Oct 19 with 10583 views | Heathlander | My dad's just got a pacemaker. Lovely little fella from Kenya, he can't keep up with him. | | | |
Thursday joke thread... on 10:28 - Oct 19 with 10574 views | ITFC1983 |
Thursday joke thread... on 10:21 - Oct 19 by Steve_M | Who's got the picture of Norwich's 'honours' in the programme? |
There you go... | |
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Thursday joke thread... on 10:30 - Oct 19 with 10550 views | hoppy |
Thursday joke thread... on 10:28 - Oct 19 by ITFC1983 | There you go... |
Should I downvote you as well as upvote you? Not sure what the protocol is here... | |
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Thursday joke thread... on 10:31 - Oct 19 with 10554 views | NW10_Tractor | Grandad: Could you take the dog for a walk for me? Me: Of course i can Grandad: Don't forget poobags... Me: Okay, Come on then Grandma.... | |
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Thursday joke thread... on 10:32 - Oct 19 with 10543 views | Heathlander | Being born and bred in Norwich I remember when my girlfriend took me home to meet her parents. They were mine. | | | |
Thursday joke thread... on 10:35 - Oct 19 with 10516 views | WeWereZombies | An American servicewoman returns from her tour of duty and her husband showers her with kisses but she pushes him away, 'Honey, what's wrong?' 'I'm pregnant' 'But that's great, at last we are going to be a family, maybe you can leave the army and...wait a minute, you've been gone a year! Who was it? Was it Rock? Was it Hawk? Shark? Tell me!' 'No' she says dejectedly, 'It wasn't anyone from the unit' 'You slept with a goddammned Syrian!' 'No, it was a Britisher' 'Oh', he says with resignation. 'friendly fire' | |
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Thursday joke thread... on 10:38 - Oct 19 with 10491 views | bluewein | You've gotta hand it to midgets. Cause sometimes they can't reach. | |
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Thursday joke thread... on 10:40 - Oct 19 with 10480 views | NW10_Tractor | My Dad came home wearing a really expensive hair piece the other day.... I wonder how much he had 'toupée' for that.... | |
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Thursday joke thread... on 10:41 - Oct 19 with 10474 views | Bluebell | I went to the doctors the other day with hearing problems. He said "Can you describe the symptoms?" I said "Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair" | | | |
Thursday joke thread... on 10:54 - Oct 19 with 10395 views | Steve_M |
Thursday joke thread... on 10:30 - Oct 19 by hoppy | Should I downvote you as well as upvote you? Not sure what the protocol is here... |
Laughing. | |
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Thursday joke thread... on 10:55 - Oct 19 with 10398 views | Bluebell | My mate's Mrs was dancing on a table "Good legs" "Do you really think so?" "Yes, most other tables would've collapsed under all that weight." | | | |
Thursday joke thread... on 11:06 - Oct 19 with 10346 views | NW10_Tractor | I was lookimg to buy a Christmas tree last week and the salesman asked ‘Are you going to put it up yourself?’ I said, ‘No, I was thinking more the corner of the living room....’ | |
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Thursday joke thread... on 11:35 - Oct 19 with 10253 views | Archer4721 | I was doing a crossword in the pub and said to my Scottish mate 'I'm stuck on one, trapped on a desert island... eight letters starting with M He said 'marooned' I said 'what?' He said 'it's marooned.' I said 'Thanks. I'll have a pint with a whisky chaser!' | | | |
Thursday joke thread... on 11:37 - Oct 19 with 10238 views | hoppy |
Thursday joke thread... on 10:54 - Oct 19 by Steve_M | Laughing. |
Always, when it comes to the participants. It was more to do with J2 giving my OP both an up and a down... wasn't sure which was accurate. | |
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Thursday joke thread... on 11:49 - Oct 19 with 10184 views | Lesta_Tractor |
Thursday joke thread... on 10:28 - Oct 19 by ITFC1983 | There you go... |
Even my Fiorentina supporting MIL finds this funny! | |
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Thursday joke thread... on 11:58 - Oct 19 with 10146 views | Axeldalai_lama |
Thursday joke thread... on 10:28 - Oct 19 by ITFC1983 | There you go... |
I've never quite realised the sheer and absolute patheticness of that picture before. I always just see the "participants" bit and have a good old chuckle. This is the first time I've taken a good look at the rest. 3rd in the top flight once, an "honour"? Winning the second tier, haha! Winning the THIRD tier twice, hahahaha! Being in a play off final(and losing), so coming in the top 6 of the second tier, an honour! PARTICIPATING in europe once. FA cup winners, oh no sorry.... finalists, oh, hang on, never. SEMI finalists 3 times!!!! Here we go, there pride and joy and could actually be considered an honour with a tiny h, league cup winners twice, once against rochdale. Massively well done. I assume they then go on to say they reached the league cup semi, or maybe quarter finals a couple of times too. Absolutely hilarious stuff. | | | |
Thursday joke thread... on 12:07 - Oct 19 with 10104 views | Archer4721 |
Thursday joke thread... on 10:28 - Oct 19 by ITFC1983 | There you go... |
I really don't know whether to laugh or cry. | | | |
Thursday joke thread... on 12:09 - Oct 19 with 10093 views | hoppy |
Thursday joke thread... on 11:58 - Oct 19 by Axeldalai_lama | I've never quite realised the sheer and absolute patheticness of that picture before. I always just see the "participants" bit and have a good old chuckle. This is the first time I've taken a good look at the rest. 3rd in the top flight once, an "honour"? Winning the second tier, haha! Winning the THIRD tier twice, hahahaha! Being in a play off final(and losing), so coming in the top 6 of the second tier, an honour! PARTICIPATING in europe once. FA cup winners, oh no sorry.... finalists, oh, hang on, never. SEMI finalists 3 times!!!! Here we go, there pride and joy and could actually be considered an honour with a tiny h, league cup winners twice, once against rochdale. Massively well done. I assume they then go on to say they reached the league cup semi, or maybe quarter finals a couple of times too. Absolutely hilarious stuff. |
Probably list Hospital Cup or Texaco Cup Finalists on the occasions they've lost as well? | |
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Thursday joke thread... on 12:10 - Oct 19 with 10087 views | hoppy |
Thursday joke thread... on 12:07 - Oct 19 by Archer4721 | I really don't know whether to laugh or cry. |
Laugh. Always laugh. | |
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Thursday joke thread... on 13:00 - Oct 19 with 9961 views | NewcyBlue | I was just viewing a woman's profile on a dating website, 'Blonde 33 From London Great Personality 5ft 3 Green Eyes.' Don't get me wrong, I've got nothing against short women, but, 3 green eyes? No wonder she's single. | |
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Thursday joke thread... on 13:11 - Oct 19 with 9902 views | BrixtonBlue |
Thursday joke thread... on 13:00 - Oct 19 by NewcyBlue | I was just viewing a woman's profile on a dating website, 'Blonde 33 From London Great Personality 5ft 3 Green Eyes.' Don't get me wrong, I've got nothing against short women, but, 3 green eyes? No wonder she's single. |
To be fair, it sounds like she's a looker. | |
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