| Friday joke 14:29 - Feb 21 with 2710 views | GlasgowBlue |
If two vegans have a constant running feud is it still called a beef? |  |
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| Come on then Glassers, out with it on 14:36 - Feb 21 with 2251 views | Dyland |
I love a joke, me. |  |
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| Come on then Glassers, out with it on 14:41 - Feb 21 with 2221 views | Lord_Lucan |
| Come on then Glassers, out with it on 14:36 - Feb 21 by Dyland |
I love a joke, me. |
Yes, Glasgow has rather let us down here hasn't he. |  |
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| Come on then Glassers, out with it on 14:43 - Feb 21 with 2210 views | Dyland |
| Come on then Glassers, out with it on 14:41 - Feb 21 by Lord_Lucan |
Yes, Glasgow has rather let us down here hasn't he. |
Set himself up for a fall with the title.
Hurry up and grow a permed mullet then, arf. | |
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| Come on then Glassers, out with it on 14:45 - Feb 21 with 2201 views | Darth_Koont |
| Come on then Glassers, out with it on 14:36 - Feb 21 by Dyland |
I love a joke, me. |
It'll be made from quorn so it would be a queef.
Anything? |  |
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| Come on then Glassers, out with it on 14:46 - Feb 21 with 2193 views | Lord_Lucan |
| Come on then Glassers, out with it on 14:43 - Feb 21 by Dyland |
Set himself up for a fall with the title.
Hurry up and grow a permed mullet then, arf. |
It seemed a good Idea while I was quaffing the red. | |
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| Come on then Glassers, out with it on 14:48 - Feb 21 with 2171 views | Dyland |
| Come on then Glassers, out with it on 14:45 - Feb 21 by Darth_Koont |
It'll be made from quorn so it would be a queef.
Anything? |
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| Come on then Glassers, out with it on 14:48 - Feb 21 with 2166 views | Dyland |
| Come on then Glassers, out with it on 14:46 - Feb 21 by Lord_Lucan |
It seemed a good Idea while I was quaffing the red. |
A case was it? | |
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| Come on then Glassers, out with it on 14:50 - Feb 21 with 2152 views | Mullet |
| Come on then Glassers, out with it on 14:45 - Feb 21 by Darth_Koont |
It'll be made from quorn so it would be a queef.
Anything? |
At least Glassers feels better now. Very nice of you that. |  |
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| Come on then Glassers, out with it on 14:51 - Feb 21 with 2151 views | WeWereZombies |
| Come on then Glassers, out with it on 14:43 - Feb 21 by Dyland |
Set himself up for a fall with the title.
Hurry up and grow a permed mullet then, arf. |
Will you two give over roasting him about this. Admitted it wasn't top side but maybe he had udder things on his mind... |  |
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| Come on then Glassers, out with it on 14:51 - Feb 21 with 2148 views | lowhouseblue |
| Come on then Glassers, out with it on 14:48 - Feb 21 by Dyland |
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or a quorrel ? |  |
| And so as the loose-bowelled pigeon of time swoops low over the unsuspecting tourist of destiny, and the flatulent skunk of fate wanders into the air-conditioning system of eternity, I notice it's the end of the show |
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| Come on then Glassers, out with it on 14:51 - Feb 21 with 2147 views | Darth_Koont |
| Come on then Glassers, out with it on 14:48 - Feb 21 by Dyland |
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Tough crowd.
I'll squeeze my queef in somewhere. | |
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| Come on then Glassers, out with it on 14:53 - Feb 21 with 2131 views | Lord_Lucan |
| Come on then Glassers, out with it on 14:48 - Feb 21 by Dyland |
A case was it? |
Cuppla bottles.
There was a thread the other day about how £20 bottles of wine are 5 times nicer than my usual < £7 bottles so I thought I would give it a go. Unfortunately The Co-op's most expensive bottle was a tenner so I bought a couple of them.
Have to say it was very nice***
***Looks in bin - Famille Perrin Les Cardinaux | |
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| Come on then Glassers, out with it on 14:56 - Feb 21 with 2115 views | Dyland |
| Come on then Glassers, out with it on 14:50 - Feb 21 by Mullet |
At least Glassers feels better now. Very nice of you that. |
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| mmmmmm on 14:58 - Feb 21 with 2090 views | Dyland |
| Come on then Glassers, out with it on 14:53 - Feb 21 by Lord_Lucan |
Cuppla bottles.
There was a thread the other day about how £20 bottles of wine are 5 times nicer than my usual < £7 bottles so I thought I would give it a go. Unfortunately The Co-op's most expensive bottle was a tenner so I bought a couple of them.
Have to say it was very nice***
***Looks in bin - Famille Perrin Les Cardinaux |
Some stuff turned up earlier from the Wine Society (they are excellent and cater for all budgets and tastes). Not in the office. Friday. 3pm. Why the hell am I not already half cut? | |
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| Friday joke on 14:59 - Feb 21 with 2074 views | hatch |
If she continues to be angry I'll just pretend I've never met herbivore. |  | | |
| mmmmmm on 14:59 - Feb 21 with 2074 views | Lord_Lucan |
| mmmmmm on 14:58 - Feb 21 by Dyland |
Some stuff turned up earlier from the Wine Society (they are excellent and cater for all budgets and tastes). Not in the office. Friday. 3pm. Why the hell am I not already half cut? |
Are you on it?
If you are I'll join you as I have a mountain of Prosseco in the fridge. | |
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| Come on then Glassers, out with it on 15:01 - Feb 21 with 2054 views | GlasgowBlue |
| Come on then Glassers, out with it on 14:45 - Feb 21 by Darth_Koont |
It'll be made from quorn so it would be a queef.
Anything? |
Perhaps a tofeud? | |
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| mmmmmm on 15:01 - Feb 21 with 2045 views | Dyland |
| mmmmmm on 14:59 - Feb 21 by Lord_Lucan |
Are you on it?
If you are I'll join you as I have a mountain of Prosseco in the fridge. |
About to crack on indeed buh. | |
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| Come on then Glassers, out with it on 15:04 - Feb 21 with 2016 views | WeWereZombies |
| Come on then Glassers, out with it on 15:01 - Feb 21 by GlasgowBlue |
Perhaps a tofeud? |
Obvious pun, soya coming... | |
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| Come on then Glassers, out with it on 15:04 - Feb 21 with 2016 views | Darth_Koont |
| Come on then Glassers, out with it on 15:01 - Feb 21 by GlasgowBlue |
Perhaps a tofeud? |
I think we can both agree that this has been a big missed steak. | |
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| mmmmmm on 15:04 - Feb 21 with 2012 views | Lord_Lucan |
| mmmmmm on 15:01 - Feb 21 by Dyland |
About to crack on indeed buh. |
Ok here goes.
Damn you Dyland I had just psyched myself up to do some paperwork that I had been putting off and my bookkeeper "Beth the Brest" is coming in tomorrow as well. | |
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| Come on then Glassers, out with it on 15:06 - Feb 21 with 1990 views | GlasgowBlue |
| Come on then Glassers, out with it on 15:04 - Feb 21 by WeWereZombies |
Obvious pun, soya coming... |
My vegan jokes are obviously too cheesy. | |
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| mmmmmm on 15:18 - Feb 21 with 1913 views | StochesStotasBlewe |
| mmmmmm on 15:04 - Feb 21 by Lord_Lucan |
Ok here goes.
Damn you Dyland I had just psyched myself up to do some paperwork that I had been putting off and my bookkeeper "Beth the Brest" is coming in tomorrow as well. |
Is Beth French or.............? |  |
| We have no village green, or a shop.
It's very, very quiet.
I can walk to the pub. |
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| Come on then Glassers, out with it on 15:18 - Feb 21 with 1908 views | WeWereZombies |
| Come on then Glassers, out with it on 15:06 - Feb 21 by GlasgowBlue |
My vegan jokes are obviously too cheesy. |
Don't vegans usually baulk at anything involving milk, and as for cattle - well, they lack toes... | |
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| mmmmmm on 15:21 - Feb 21 with 1889 views | Lord_Lucan |
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