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Important reminder 16:07 - Apr 2 with 1277 viewsIllinoisblue

Jokes about being applauded for taking the bins out weren’t funny last week and will be even less funny this week.

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Important reminder on 16:39 - Apr 2 with 1179 viewsBrixtonBlue

I got 9 up arrows for that last week, so shut yer face.

I bet Bloots will downarrow this.
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Important reminder on 16:41 - Apr 2 with 1168 viewsbluelagos

Important reminder on 16:39 - Apr 2 by BrixtonBlue

I got 9 up arrows for that last week, so shut yer face.


I liked it :-)

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Important reminder on 16:59 - Apr 2 with 1114 viewsPJH

Important reminder on 16:41 - Apr 2 by bluelagos

I liked it :-)


So did I.

I even told my wife that 'someone on TWTD said he was putting the bin out at 8pm and the whole street applauded him'

She thought it was funny too.
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Important reminder on 17:00 - Apr 2 with 1109 viewsfooters

Important reminder on 16:39 - Apr 2 by BrixtonBlue

I got 9 up arrows for that last week, so shut yer face.


Good to recycle :)

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Important reminder on 17:01 - Apr 2 with 1097 viewsIllinoisblue

Important reminder on 16:39 - Apr 2 by BrixtonBlue

I got 9 up arrows for that last week, so shut yer face.


Sympathy up votes, clearly

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Important reminder on 17:11 - Apr 2 with 1074 viewsNewcyBlue



This from last week made me chuckle

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Important reminder on 17:16 - Apr 2 with 1059 viewsSitfcB

I went outside my house last night at 19:59 and started singing ‘if you all hate Norwich clap your hands’ a minute later at 20:00 all of my neighbours came out clapping.

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Important reminder on 17:17 - Apr 2 with 1053 viewsSitfcB

The first one/time I saw it it was quite funny, was the postcode lottery one.

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Important reminder on 19:08 - Apr 2 with 927 viewsBlueBadger

And in any case, repeating unfunny jokes is MY thing.

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Important reminder on 19:10 - Apr 2 with 927 viewsBlueBadger

Important reminder on 19:08 - Apr 2 by BlueBadger

And in any case, repeating unfunny jokes is MY thing.


And whilst I'm at it, when you're all done clapping if you could continue to express your gratitude by stopping voting for the self-interested incompetents and sociopaths who've been undermining us for the past decade, that would be lovely, thanks.

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Important reminder on 19:27 - Apr 2 with 884 viewsMelford

NHS Blue and white army, I'm going to try and get a chant going.

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Important reminder on 19:31 - Apr 2 with 871 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

We are going to drive around and do Queenie waves!

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Important reminder on 21:35 - Apr 2 with 719 viewsjaykay

well monday we are going to clap amazon, hermes ,tnt etc drivers sometime between 9am and 6 pm

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Important reminder on 21:36 - Apr 2 with 714 viewsBrixtonBlue

Important reminder on 17:16 - Apr 2 by SitfcB

I went outside my house last night at 19:59 and started singing ‘if you all hate Norwich clap your hands’ a minute later at 20:00 all of my neighbours came out clapping.


Why were they clapping on Wednesday?

I bet Bloots will downarrow this.
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