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letter to Nunez….. 20:31 - Apr 8 with 3662 viewswitchdoctor

on X from all at Norwich…

Dear Marcelino,

I hope this letter finds you, but not well, with all things considered.

By now, you’ll know exactly what fixture is looming on the calendar. The East Anglian Derby. Carrow Road. Your old home. And I feel it’s only fair that all of us at Norwich City give you a proper heads-up about what awaits you when you step back onto that pitch.

You’ll remember the place, of course. The noise, the closeness of the stands, the way the Barclay can feel like it’s right on top of you. You’ll remember the songs – some you’ll have heard in your name once upon a time when you truly knew what it meant to play in yellow and green. You’ll certainly remember scoring in this very game two years ago. But this time, they won’t be singing for you.


Football moves quickly. One minute you’re pulling the strings in midfield, a fan favourite, a Derby Day hero when we thought the unbeaten run was going to end. Next, you’ve crossed the divide to those lot. That alone is enough to turn our admiration of you into something far less welcoming.

Don’t expect indifference. That would make it easier for you. We don’t want that. What you’ll get instead is 90 minutes of relentless noise, every touch scrutinised, every mistake you made cheered like a goal. The reception won’t be polite applause or a quiet acknowledgement of what you once did in yellow and green. It’ll be sharp, loud, and unmistakable.

And yet, beneath it all, there’s something else – something you’ll probably feel but never hear after you refused to stay. You were appreciated here. That doesn’t just disappear. It gets buried under rivalry, pride, and the simple, unbreakable rule of this fixture: once you’re on their side, you’re one of them.

Saturday will not just be another game in the Championship, and you’re not just another opponent. Your return adds an edge that didn’t need sharpening, but now absolutely has been.


So when you walk out at Carrow Road again, take a moment. Look around. You’ll recognise it – but it won’t feel the same. And it never will do.

And when the noise comes, understand this: it’s not personal… except it absolutely is.

No regard whatsoever,

All at Norwich City Football Club


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letter to Nunez….. on 20:34 - Apr 8 with 3038 viewsGuthrum

From everything I've seen, Nunez will most likely be ferociously looking forward to getting one over his old club.

Good Lord! Whatever is it?
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letter to Nunez….. on 20:34 - Apr 8 with 3021 viewsNthQldITFC

Is it signed by the whole family?

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letter to Nunez….. on 20:35 - Apr 8 with 3008 viewsJ2BLUE

Cringe

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letter to Nunez….. on 20:35 - Apr 8 with 3006 viewsPrideOfTheEast

He’ll more than likely start on the bench.
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letter to Nunez….. on 20:35 - Apr 8 with 2980 viewsfarkenhell

Absolutely not in their heads. Not at all.
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letter to Nunez….. on 20:37 - Apr 8 with 2941 viewsNthQldITFC

A letter singularly lacking in wit, intimidation, scorn or mockery.

A great long, flaccid fart of a 'letter' lacking in anything of note.

Rather like the history of that very forgettable football club.

I hope they didn't waste £1.80 on a stamp.

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letter to Nunez….. on 20:47 - Apr 8 with 2786 viewsSuffolkPunchFC

Sounds like a letter from a jilted lover. PMSL.
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letter to Nunez….. on 20:50 - Apr 8 with 2755 viewsBigalhunter

letter to Nunez….. on 20:37 - Apr 8 by NthQldITFC

A letter singularly lacking in wit, intimidation, scorn or mockery.

A great long, flaccid fart of a 'letter' lacking in anything of note.

Rather like the history of that very forgettable football club.

I hope they didn't waste £1.80 on a stamp.


I’ll be honest, the most surprising thing I’ve learnt from this thread is that stamps are now £1.80.

When the feckety feck did that happen?

Sure it was 38p last time I bought one.

It used to great on here when people let me say whatever I wanted and giggled along - (Rough translation of post from un-named TWTD contributor, 2026)
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letter to Nunez….. on 20:53 - Apr 8 with 2703 viewsnorfsufblue

As they said ...
ONCE A BLUE ALWAYS A BLUE😉👍
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letter to Nunez….. on 20:54 - Apr 8 with 2686 viewsWD19

letter to Nunez….. on 20:34 - Apr 8 by Guthrum

From everything I've seen, Nunez will most likely be ferociously looking forward to getting one over his old club.


How much for a “I’m in your head” undershirt?

Asking for a friend who plays football and has got a big game this weekend.
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letter to Nunez….. on 20:55 - Apr 8 with 2674 viewsSteve_M

letter to Nunez….. on 20:47 - Apr 8 by SuffolkPunchFC

Sounds like a letter from a jilted lover. PMSL.


“Dear Slim…”

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letter to Nunez….. on 20:56 - Apr 8 with 2639 viewsSwansea_Blue

lol

You just know that if he actually saw that he’d look a bit confused for a second and then a big grin would spread across his face and he’d shout “come on tractor boys!”.

What a bunch of melts (although I must admit I felt a tad sad at Alan Lee crossing the divide, but I didn’t wet my knickers like that )

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letter to Nunez….. on 20:57 - Apr 8 with 2621 viewsDBaldy

Embarrassing doesn't even begin to describe this. Pathetic.
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letter to Nunez….. on 21:00 - Apr 8 with 2584 viewsNutkins_Return

letter to Nunez….. on 20:55 - Apr 8 by Steve_M

“Dear Slim…”


This tickled me...it really should go to: My tea's gone cold, I'm wonderin' why I Got out of bed at all · And even if I could, it'd all be grey. But your picture on my wall

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letter to Nunez….. on 21:05 - Apr 8 with 2520 viewsitfcsuth

Nunez was running around Portman Road with an Ipswich corner flag above his head just a few months ago.

He’ll laugh his socks off about a love letter from the crazy ex.
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letter to Nunez….. on 21:10 - Apr 8 with 2450 viewsSteve_M

letter to Nunez….. on 21:05 - Apr 8 by itfcsuth

Nunez was running around Portman Road with an Ipswich corner flag above his head just a few months ago.

He’ll laugh his socks off about a love letter from the crazy ex.


3-1, three points and a good day. Been a long time coming this one. #itfc

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letter to Nunez….. on 21:13 - Apr 8 with 2392 viewsitfcsuth

letter to Nunez….. on 21:10 - Apr 8 by Steve_M

3-1, three points and a good day. Been a long time coming this one. #itfc

Stephen Moore (@stevem10.bsky.social) 2025-10-05T18:31:25.512Z


What a picture, absolutely beautiful.

Only thing missing is some more glum faces in yellow lingering in the background.
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letter to Nunez….. on 21:14 - Apr 8 with 2373 viewsDropCliffsNotBombs

Wow, even for that lot that's absolutely tragic.
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letter to Nunez….. on 21:15 - Apr 8 with 2350 viewsSitfcB

letter to Nunez….. on 21:05 - Apr 8 by itfcsuth

Nunez was running around Portman Road with an Ipswich corner flag above his head just a few months ago.

He’ll laugh his socks off about a love letter from the crazy ex.


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letter to Nunez….. on 21:18 - Apr 8 with 2298 viewsSwansea_Blue

letter to Nunez….. on 21:10 - Apr 8 by Steve_M

3-1, three points and a good day. Been a long time coming this one. #itfc

Stephen Moore (@stevem10.bsky.social) 2025-10-05T18:31:25.512Z


It’ll be very different when they’re all showing him the middle finger. Oh, hang on, how does that work? They must have two middle fingers. That’s going to get very confusing.

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letter to Nunez….. on 21:26 - Apr 8 with 2214 viewsMattinLondon

Dear NCFC
Thank you for your letter but goodness knows why you sent it to me as according to you lot I can’t speak a word of English.

I’ll be the first one to acknowledge that I did have some fun times at Norwich but in all honesty I simply outgrew you and your farm hands fanbase. Your club has no ambition - how many years were you in the top tier? The most modern thing about your stadium is the Premier Inn next door to it.

Embarrassing


Yours
Marcelino.
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letter to Nunez….. on 21:43 - Apr 8 with 1982 viewsAbujaBlue

What have I just read? That is the most tin pot thing I've ever had the misfortune to come across.
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letter to Nunez….. on 22:04 - Apr 8 with 1763 viewsClutch

That wasn’t posted by the actual club I take it?
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letter to Nunez….. on 22:13 - Apr 8 with 1652 viewsandyblue231

When did football fans become so precious and embarrassing? 1998 and the Beckham meltdown maybe.
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letter to Nunez….. on 22:15 - Apr 8 with 1620 viewsElderGrizzly

Lets hope when we go up, he can remind them of the ‘gap’
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