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Having sex five times a day wasn't enough! 09:49 - May 2 with 6658 viewsSwansea_Blue

Er, and this is a bad thing how exactly?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-43921760
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Having sex five times a day wasn't enough! on 09:51 - May 2 with 6411 viewswkj

What is disturbing is the way the headline, photo, and photo description can interpret a very worrying set of scenarios


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Having sex five times a day wasn't enough! on 09:54 - May 2 with 6386 viewsunbelievablue

Because it's an addiction that ruins lives?

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Having sex five times a day wasn't enough! on 09:56 - May 2 with 6373 viewsNewcyBlue

Having sex five times a day wasn't enough! on 09:51 - May 2 by wkj

What is disturbing is the way the headline, photo, and photo description can interpret a very worrying set of scenarios



She likes it doggy style.

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Having sex five times a day wasn't enough! on 09:57 - May 2 with 6360 viewsTractorWood

Having sex five times a day wasn't enough! on 09:54 - May 2 by unbelievablue

Because it's an addiction that ruins lives?


Being the obvious answer.

I know that was then, but it could be again..
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Having sex five times a day wasn't enough! on 10:00 - May 2 with 6336 viewsBenters2

Having sex five times a day wasn't enough! on 09:54 - May 2 by unbelievablue

Because it's an addiction that ruins lives?


It’s also very good for you cleans out the tubes and what have you
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Having sex five times a day wasn't enough! on 10:02 - May 2 with 6325 viewshype313

Having sex five times a day wasn't enough! on 10:00 - May 2 by Benters2

It’s also very good for you cleans out the tubes and what have you


Doesn't clean out her tubes!

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Having sex five times a day wasn't enough! on 10:04 - May 2 with 6321 viewswkj

Having sex five times a day wasn't enough! on 10:00 - May 2 by Benters2

It’s also very good for you cleans out the tubes and what have you


I learnt how to do that since I was 14, an addiction wouldn't improve it any

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Having sex five times a day wasn't enough! on 10:04 - May 2 with 6323 viewsGuthrum

Having sex five times a day wasn't enough! on 09:54 - May 2 by unbelievablue

Because it's an addiction that ruins lives?


After a while any addiction stops being at all fun, becomes a compulsion which you are prepared to burn everything in your life to feed.

I know it's tongue-in-cheek, but the Buzzcocks put it rather well:


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Having sex five times a day wasn't enough! on 10:06 - May 2 with 6297 viewsBenters2

Having sex five times a day wasn't enough! on 10:04 - May 2 by wkj

I learnt how to do that since I was 14, an addiction wouldn't improve it any


You were a late starter
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Having sex five times a day wasn't enough! on 10:06 - May 2 with 6294 viewsJoeSoap

Having sex five times a day wasn't enough! on 09:56 - May 2 by NewcyBlue

She likes it doggy style.


In a hammock?? Very difficult balancing act.

“At first nothing will happen to us, and later on it will happen to us again.”

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Having sex five times a day wasn't enough! on 10:09 - May 2 with 6274 viewswkj

Having sex five times a day wasn't enough! on 10:06 - May 2 by Benters2

You were a late starter


Maybe, but there was more quality programs on the telly back then

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Having sex five times a day wasn't enough! on 10:10 - May 2 with 6268 viewsBenters2

Having sex five times a day wasn't enough! on 09:56 - May 2 by NewcyBlue

She likes it doggy style.


I bet you are good in a hammock pugwash !
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Having sex five times a day wasn't enough! on 10:11 - May 2 with 6267 viewsSwansea_Blue

Having sex five times a day wasn't enough! on 09:54 - May 2 by unbelievablue

Because it's an addiction that ruins lives?


Well quite. Beyond the jokeworthy headline it's obvious that this woman was going through hell what with it all being linked to her depression and all that.

I imagine it would have been great fun for her partner for about a week, but beyond that rather demanding and tiring!

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Having sex five times a day wasn't enough! on 10:17 - May 2 with 6224 viewsBenters2

Having sex five times a day wasn't enough! on 10:11 - May 2 by Swansea_Blue

Well quite. Beyond the jokeworthy headline it's obvious that this woman was going through hell what with it all being linked to her depression and all that.

I imagine it would have been great fun for her partner for about a week, but beyond that rather demanding and tiring!


Man up and get stuck in
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Having sex five times a day wasn't enough! on 10:21 - May 2 with 6201 viewsunbelievablue

Having sex five times a day wasn't enough! on 10:11 - May 2 by Swansea_Blue

Well quite. Beyond the jokeworthy headline it's obvious that this woman was going through hell what with it all being linked to her depression and all that.

I imagine it would have been great fun for her partner for about a week, but beyond that rather demanding and tiring!


A week?! Christ, I'd call it a day after a day.

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Having sex five times a day wasn't enough! on 16:47 - May 2 with 5814 viewsconnorscontract

Having sex five times a day wasn't enough! on 10:06 - May 2 by JoeSoap

In a hammock?? Very difficult balancing act.


A sex addict in a hammock? Must be a swinger.
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Having sex five times a day wasn't enough! on 21:53 - May 2 with 5594 viewsWonky

So five times 2 minutes (basing on personal experience) is 10 minutes, doesn't take too much time out of the day does it?.
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Having sex five times a day wasn't enough! (n/t) on 17:30 - Nov 22 with 2740 viewsChurcael



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Having sex five times a day wasn't enough! on 18:06 - Nov 22 with 2620 viewswkj

Having sex five times a day wasn't enough! (n/t) on 17:30 - Nov 22 by Churcael



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It took 3 and a half years to type out 33 words in this reply - I hate to say it, but you might well be facing a problem after all.

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Having sex five times a day wasn't enough! on 18:13 - Nov 22 with 2579 viewsSwansea_Blue

Having sex five times a day wasn't enough! on 18:06 - Nov 22 by wkj

It took 3 and a half years to type out 33 words in this reply - I hate to say it, but you might well be facing a problem after all.


I'm disappointed there wasn't a link to a dodgy sex therapy website. https://www.twtd.co.uk/members/Churcael/posts/

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Having sex five times a day wasn't enough! on 18:14 - Nov 22 with 2570 viewsfooters

Having sex five times a day wasn't enough! on 18:06 - Nov 22 by wkj

It took 3 and a half years to type out 33 words in this reply - I hate to say it, but you might well be facing a problem after all.


Think he may have forgot his affiliate link to this wonderful-sounding game in his reply...

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Having sex five times a day wasn't enough! on 18:15 - Nov 22 with 2562 viewsfooters

Having sex five times a day wasn't enough! on 18:13 - Nov 22 by Swansea_Blue

I'm disappointed there wasn't a link to a dodgy sex therapy website. https://www.twtd.co.uk/members/Churcael/posts/


Beat me (if you'll excuse the expression...) to it!


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Having sex five times a day wasn't enough! on 18:16 - Nov 22 with 2552 viewswkj

Having sex five times a day wasn't enough! on 18:13 - Nov 22 by Swansea_Blue

I'm disappointed there wasn't a link to a dodgy sex therapy website. https://www.twtd.co.uk/members/Churcael/posts/


You know, I was just thinking that this post could do with a bit of Sexopoly

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Having sex five times a day wasn't enough! on 20:29 - Nov 22 with 2373 viewsfarkenhell

Having sex five times a day wasn't enough! on 18:06 - Nov 22 by wkj

It took 3 and a half years to type out 33 words in this reply - I hate to say it, but you might well be facing a problem after all.


Cum on, with all that sex, he clearly doesn't have the time!
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Having sex five times a day wasn't enough! on 07:27 - Nov 23 with 2098 viewsDeano69

Having sex five times a day wasn't enough! on 21:53 - May 2 by Wonky

So five times 2 minutes (basing on personal experience) is 10 minutes, doesn't take too much time out of the day does it?.


Could do the business during the ad breaks on I’m a celebrity, all sorted.



In all fairness, it does seem pretty awful from a mental health point of view.
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