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that lottery 14:05 - Apr 2 with 3715 viewsDyland

Completely wasted on some people innit...

"Ade celebrated his win later that day by watching the Wales vs Ireland rugby match on television with his parents whilst sharing a takeaway pizza and spicy chicken wings, all washed down with Italian beer."

https://www.national-lottery.co.uk/life-changing/winner-euromillions-goodchild?i

ffs

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that lottery on 14:09 - Apr 2 with 2594 viewsTractorCam

I know right, should be pulling up to some wine tasting vineyard in an all cream limo rolling out like this.

But seriously, not sure what the problem is here.

Edit: Picture doesn't want to post for some reason: a man wearing sunglasses in a cream suit with a cigar in his mouth
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that lottery on 14:11 - Apr 2 with 2580 viewsusm

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that lottery on 14:13 - Apr 2 with 2574 viewsLord_Lucan

I agree entirely.

He'll have a heart attack before Christmas by the look of it anyway.

At least I'd have my heart attack in a Thai opium den surrounded by wronguns.

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that lottery on 14:15 - Apr 2 with 2560 viewsDarth_Koont

that lottery on 14:13 - Apr 2 by Lord_Lucan

I agree entirely.

He'll have a heart attack before Christmas by the look of it anyway.

At least I'd have my heart attack in a Thai opium den surrounded by wronguns.


Ladyboys?

Pronouns: He/Him

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WTF on 14:16 - Apr 2 with 2563 viewsDyland

that lottery on 14:09 - Apr 2 by TractorCam

I know right, should be pulling up to some wine tasting vineyard in an all cream limo rolling out like this.

But seriously, not sure what the problem is here.

Edit: Picture doesn't want to post for some reason: a man wearing sunglasses in a cream suit with a cigar in his mouth
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The problem is very obvious Cammers. Ade should have celebrated by booking a first class flight somewhere hot and rich, sorted out some high class escorts, scored a ton of crack and hit the casino and blown a load.

It's possible I suppose that he doesn't have a passport.

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that lottery on 14:16 - Apr 2 with 2556 viewsDyland

that lottery on 14:11 - Apr 2 by usm

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that lottery on 14:20 - Apr 2 with 2537 viewsLord_Lucan

that lottery on 14:15 - Apr 2 by Darth_Koont

Ladyboys?


After a £71m win I am sure the normal things become a bit boring after a while so let's face it, you can never really discount anything can you.

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that's the spirit on 14:23 - Apr 2 with 2519 viewsDyland

that lottery on 14:20 - Apr 2 by Lord_Lucan

After a £71m win I am sure the normal things become a bit boring after a while so let's face it, you can never really discount anything can you.


Celebrating with a takeaway pizza and spicy wings ffs.

That's an oxymoron anyway.

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that's the spirit on 14:23 - Apr 2 with 2515 viewsC_HealyIsAPleasure

that's the spirit on 14:23 - Apr 2 by Dyland

Celebrating with a takeaway pizza and spicy wings ffs.

That's an oxymoron anyway.


Don’t forget the beer. Italian, no less

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that's the spirit on 14:25 - Apr 2 with 2505 viewsDyland

that's the spirit on 14:23 - Apr 2 by C_HealyIsAPleasure

Don’t forget the beer. Italian, no less


Peroni presumably.

Pushing the boat out.

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that's the spirit on 14:27 - Apr 2 with 2490 viewsTIB

that's the spirit on 14:23 - Apr 2 by C_HealyIsAPleasure

Don’t forget the beer. Italian, no less


No more Carling for him...it's all about the high life with x24 cases of 330ml Peroni

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that's the spirit on 14:30 - Apr 2 with 2470 viewsSwansea_Blue

that's the spirit on 14:23 - Apr 2 by C_HealyIsAPleasure

Don’t forget the beer. Italian, no less


Skolio

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that lottery on 14:30 - Apr 2 with 2473 viewsJ2BLUE

He seems a right cock based on his interview in one of the papers. I predict next time we hear of him it will be because his staff work 45 hour weeks for minimum wage.

I would love to win £71m. I would give £65m away, minimum.

Truly impaired.
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that lottery on 14:33 - Apr 2 with 2453 viewsSwansea_Blue

that lottery on 14:30 - Apr 2 by J2BLUE

He seems a right cock based on his interview in one of the papers. I predict next time we hear of him it will be because his staff work 45 hour weeks for minimum wage.

I would love to win £71m. I would give £65m away, minimum.


POTY right here^^^^


Actually make that poster of the decade, lifetime achievement award, whatever you want

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that lottery on 14:35 - Apr 2 with 2445 viewsJ2BLUE

that lottery on 14:33 - Apr 2 by Swansea_Blue

POTY right here^^^^


Actually make that poster of the decade, lifetime achievement award, whatever you want


Actually I take it back. He comes across completely different on the lottery site.

Truly impaired.
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that lottery on 14:36 - Apr 2 with 2440 viewswkj

that lottery on 14:30 - Apr 2 by J2BLUE

He seems a right cock based on his interview in one of the papers. I predict next time we hear of him it will be because his staff work 45 hour weeks for minimum wage.

I would love to win £71m. I would give £65m away, minimum.


There is a debate to be had there in some ways. I remember when the national lottery launched the idea of scooping a couple of million was mind blowing. Whilst it is still a lot of money now the attitude towards a jack "only being a few million" is quite indicative to how the value of money has changed.

I reckon we will get to our 70s and 80s and by that time 10m will seem like a low payday for some, so maybe your early thoughts of an acceptable sum for philanthropy might be quite ambitious by the time our races have been run.

Crybaby
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that lottery on 14:41 - Apr 2 with 2391 viewsTIB

Does anyone actually know anyone that's won the lottery? Me and work colleagues were discussing it this morning and the conclusion was these winners are just lizard people posing with cheques trolling us humans to give us a glimmer of hope that one day we can dine on chicken wings and Italian beer.
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that lottery on 14:42 - Apr 2 with 2385 viewswkj

that lottery on 14:41 - Apr 2 by TIB

Does anyone actually know anyone that's won the lottery? Me and work colleagues were discussing it this morning and the conclusion was these winners are just lizard people posing with cheques trolling us humans to give us a glimmer of hope that one day we can dine on chicken wings and Italian beer.
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I have never known anyone to win any of the lottery draws, jackpots that is, though I do know someone that scooped £100k on a scratch card.

Crybaby
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that lottery on 14:43 - Apr 2 with 2382 viewsEwan_Oozami

that lottery on 14:13 - Apr 2 by Lord_Lucan

I agree entirely.

He'll have a heart attack before Christmas by the look of it anyway.

At least I'd have my heart attack in a Thai opium den surrounded by wronguns.


That'll be the House of Commons then..

Just one small problem; sell their houses to who, Ben? Fcking Aquaman?
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that lottery on 14:44 - Apr 2 with 2372 viewsJ2BLUE

that lottery on 14:36 - Apr 2 by wkj

There is a debate to be had there in some ways. I remember when the national lottery launched the idea of scooping a couple of million was mind blowing. Whilst it is still a lot of money now the attitude towards a jack "only being a few million" is quite indicative to how the value of money has changed.

I reckon we will get to our 70s and 80s and by that time 10m will seem like a low payday for some, so maybe your early thoughts of an acceptable sum for philanthropy might be quite ambitious by the time our races have been run.


All I want is my freedom. The rest would be given away.

I would have £6m in my example. No desire to live in a mansion or drive a Ferrari.

£500,000 house
£1,000,000 cash in the bank
£4,000,000 invested to produce an income
£500,000 in hard assets like gold

In your example asset prices would rise as well. So would dividends. I have no desire whatsoever to spend millions a year. £120,000 a year after tax would be lovely (adjusted for inflation each year).

Truly impaired.
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that lottery on 14:48 - Apr 2 with 2339 viewsitfcjoe

that lottery on 14:44 - Apr 2 by J2BLUE

All I want is my freedom. The rest would be given away.

I would have £6m in my example. No desire to live in a mansion or drive a Ferrari.

£500,000 house
£1,000,000 cash in the bank
£4,000,000 invested to produce an income
£500,000 in hard assets like gold

In your example asset prices would rise as well. So would dividends. I have no desire whatsoever to spend millions a year. £120,000 a year after tax would be lovely (adjusted for inflation each year).


I'd want to get a little property portfolio around the world - nice apartments in New York, London, a nice apartment somewhere hot all year round like Dubai and a proper holiday home in somewhere I like like Cyprus.

Also £500k wouldn't get a nice enough home in Ipswich for me, would need to at least double that, plus probably another £500k to get it exactly where I wanted it/

That is probably £30-40m gone, but invested in reality.

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that lottery on 14:51 - Apr 2 with 2316 viewswkj

that lottery on 14:44 - Apr 2 by J2BLUE

All I want is my freedom. The rest would be given away.

I would have £6m in my example. No desire to live in a mansion or drive a Ferrari.

£500,000 house
£1,000,000 cash in the bank
£4,000,000 invested to produce an income
£500,000 in hard assets like gold

In your example asset prices would rise as well. So would dividends. I have no desire whatsoever to spend millions a year. £120,000 a year after tax would be lovely (adjusted for inflation each year).


It is really odd, i'm not saying this to poo all over your future financial planning. I share the idea of not wanting to live in a mansion or drive a Ferrari- but a curious thing happens with some people that when the bar raises on what they can afford, what was once an affluent desire suddenly becomes an affordable one.

I know when I started work i pas paid £4 an hour at Sainsburys and didn't feel i was missing out on a life style worth £10p/h. Then I got a job on £32k a year and my ideas of affluence changed with it; to the point I earn what I do now and things I once thought I would never want feels like things I would be deprived on if I had to live on them now.

Money is a funny old thing but it does seem the more we get our ideas of affluence and luxury seem to depreciate soon after and gets replace by other things.
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Crybaby
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that lottery on 14:51 - Apr 2 with 2315 viewsLord_Lucan

that lottery on 14:41 - Apr 2 by TIB

Does anyone actually know anyone that's won the lottery? Me and work colleagues were discussing it this morning and the conclusion was these winners are just lizard people posing with cheques trolling us humans to give us a glimmer of hope that one day we can dine on chicken wings and Italian beer.
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My mate divorced his wife and within a very short time she won £250k, Lady Lucans aunt won £40,000 on a scratch card and blew it in weeks and was then found lodging and hiding in The Haven.

I think that's about it.

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that lottery on 14:52 - Apr 2 with 2305 viewsJ2BLUE

that lottery on 14:48 - Apr 2 by itfcjoe

I'd want to get a little property portfolio around the world - nice apartments in New York, London, a nice apartment somewhere hot all year round like Dubai and a proper holiday home in somewhere I like like Cyprus.

Also £500k wouldn't get a nice enough home in Ipswich for me, would need to at least double that, plus probably another £500k to get it exactly where I wanted it/

That is probably £30-40m gone, but invested in reality.


To be honest I inflated the house bit. I often have a little look on Right Move. I want to end up back on Broke Hall where I grew up.

My dreams are modest.


I'll make it one day BackToRussia

Truly impaired.
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that lottery on 14:56 - Apr 2 with 2287 viewswkj

that lottery on 14:52 - Apr 2 by J2BLUE

To be honest I inflated the house bit. I often have a little look on Right Move. I want to end up back on Broke Hall where I grew up.

My dreams are modest.


I'll make it one day BackToRussia


There you go, sod giving it away, you like a flutter- become a property developer. A few people I am friends with now do that because they enjoy the fun of it more than trying to make money from it. (Although they discuss profits they make like people proudly sharing winning betting slips in the pub)
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Crybaby
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