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If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. 17:42 - Feb 9 with 15698 viewsPecker

What 3 meals and drink would you have before hand?

Breakfast: Full English.
Lunch: T-Bone steak, Chips and Mushrooms.
Tea: 4 x Mcdonalds 99p Cheese Burgers and Large Fries.
Drink. A nice Pot of Tea.
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If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 17:50 - Feb 9 with 4713 viewsfooters

Breakfast: Suffolk black bacon butty, no sauce
Lunch: Steak tartare, chips
Dinner: Faggots, mushy peas, gravy
Drink: Broadside

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If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 17:50 - Feb 9 with 4709 viewsAce_High1

After that food you wouldn't need to worry about being shot to finish you off, your heart would give up!
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If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 17:57 - Feb 9 with 4683 viewsmonytowbray

Fry up.
Beans on toast.
Pizza.
Root beer and grape soda.

Would probably try heroin for dessert too if I had nothing to lose.

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If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 17:58 - Feb 9 with 4672 viewschicoazul

Cyanide for breakfast, just to annoy the firing squad.

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If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 17:58 - Feb 9 with 4671 viewsPecker

If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 17:50 - Feb 9 by Ace_High1

After that food you wouldn't need to worry about being shot to finish you off, your heart would give up!


Exactly that.
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If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 17:59 - Feb 9 with 4669 viewsJ2BLUE

Breakfast: 3 slices thick granary toast with butter
Lunch: 2x gammon and pickle sandwiches on thick granary bread, bowl of chips and tub of Ben and Jerry's cookie dough ice cream
Dinner: Large chicken and bacon thin and crispy crust pizza from Domino's, 12x Domino's cookies
Drink: Bottle of wine. I'd prefer Pepsi Max or tea but some bastard is going to shoot me later and i'd rather not be sober.

The 12 cookies might sound a lot but they are divine.
[Post edited 9 Feb 2020 18:01]

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If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 17:59 - Feb 9 with 4665 viewsPecker

If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 17:50 - Feb 9 by footers

Breakfast: Suffolk black bacon butty, no sauce
Lunch: Steak tartare, chips
Dinner: Faggots, mushy peas, gravy
Drink: Broadside


Fine choice old bean. No sauce on the bacon butty though?
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If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 18:01 - Feb 9 with 4649 viewsPecker

If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 17:59 - Feb 9 by J2BLUE

Breakfast: 3 slices thick granary toast with butter
Lunch: 2x gammon and pickle sandwiches on thick granary bread, bowl of chips and tub of Ben and Jerry's cookie dough ice cream
Dinner: Large chicken and bacon thin and crispy crust pizza from Domino's, 12x Domino's cookies
Drink: Bottle of wine. I'd prefer Pepsi Max or tea but some bastard is going to shoot me later and i'd rather not be sober.

The 12 cookies might sound a lot but they are divine.
[Post edited 9 Feb 2020 18:01]


You have given that some thought. I like your style.
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If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 18:01 - Feb 9 with 4648 viewsfooters

If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 17:59 - Feb 9 by Pecker

Fine choice old bean. No sauce on the bacon butty though?


Not on a Suffolk black bacon sarnie... maybe some HP on the side if dipping is needed. Plenty of butter though.

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If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 18:02 - Feb 9 with 4642 viewsPecker

If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 17:58 - Feb 9 by chicoazul

Cyanide for breakfast, just to annoy the firing squad.


Killjoy. What would you chose?
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If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 18:03 - Feb 9 with 4634 viewsReuser_is_God

If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 17:59 - Feb 9 by J2BLUE

Breakfast: 3 slices thick granary toast with butter
Lunch: 2x gammon and pickle sandwiches on thick granary bread, bowl of chips and tub of Ben and Jerry's cookie dough ice cream
Dinner: Large chicken and bacon thin and crispy crust pizza from Domino's, 12x Domino's cookies
Drink: Bottle of wine. I'd prefer Pepsi Max or tea but some bastard is going to shoot me later and i'd rather not be sober.

The 12 cookies might sound a lot but they are divine.
[Post edited 9 Feb 2020 18:01]


You’d have toast? Fcuking toast?

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If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 18:03 - Feb 9 with 4631 viewsWD19

The pragmatic answer is ‘as little as possible’ in order to give the surgeons the best possible chance of patching up any stomach wounds.....but I am guessing that is not what you were looking for....?
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If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 18:05 - Feb 9 with 4622 viewsWeWereZombies

Breakfast: Sixty oysters and a magnum of vintage champagne
Lunch: Six pounds of caviar and a litre of seven star brandy
Dinner: Swap the above for a bulletproof vest

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If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 18:05 - Feb 9 with 4617 viewsJ2BLUE

If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 18:03 - Feb 9 by Reuser_is_God

You’d have toast? Fcuking toast?


Name me a better breakfast than thick granary toast and a strong cup of tea.

I'll wait.

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If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 18:05 - Feb 9 with 4622 viewsReuser_is_God

Breakfast: full English
Lunch: Massive pizza, perhaps pepperoni or Ham & mushroom
Dinner: the whole menu from any half decent kebab shop
Drink: a whole keg of Adnams Dry Hopped

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If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 18:06 - Feb 9 with 4600 viewsReuser_is_God

If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 18:05 - Feb 9 by J2BLUE

Name me a better breakfast than thick granary toast and a strong cup of tea.

I'll wait.


Surely you’d have that toast & tea as part of a full English or a cooked breakfast of some description?

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If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 18:07 - Feb 9 with 4581 viewsPecker

If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 18:05 - Feb 9 by WeWereZombies

Breakfast: Sixty oysters and a magnum of vintage champagne
Lunch: Six pounds of caviar and a litre of seven star brandy
Dinner: Swap the above for a bulletproof vest


You are only allowed one drink. They are going to kill you, so no bullet proof vest is going to save you.
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If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 18:08 - Feb 9 with 4573 viewsfooters

If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 18:05 - Feb 9 by WeWereZombies

Breakfast: Sixty oysters and a magnum of vintage champagne
Lunch: Six pounds of caviar and a litre of seven star brandy
Dinner: Swap the above for a bulletproof vest


How would you like your vest cooked, sir? Perhaps well done to avoid the blood?

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If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 18:09 - Feb 9 with 4560 viewsJ2BLUE

If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 18:06 - Feb 9 by Reuser_is_God

Surely you’d have that toast & tea as part of a full English or a cooked breakfast of some description?


I've never been one for starting the day off with a mountain of food. I rarely eat breakfast. Tea and toast is easily the best breakfast in the world.

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If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 18:10 - Feb 9 with 4556 viewsfooters

If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 18:06 - Feb 9 by Reuser_is_God

Surely you’d have that toast & tea as part of a full English or a cooked breakfast of some description?


Yeah but not enough Slimming World points for the Full English.

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If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 18:10 - Feb 9 with 4554 viewsPecker

If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 18:01 - Feb 9 by footers

Not on a Suffolk black bacon sarnie... maybe some HP on the side if dipping is needed. Plenty of butter though.


I only ever have red sauce. I find brown sauce to over powers the food. Controversial I know.
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If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 18:17 - Feb 9 with 4527 viewsPecker

If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 18:09 - Feb 9 by J2BLUE

I've never been one for starting the day off with a mountain of food. I rarely eat breakfast. Tea and toast is easily the best breakfast in the world.


You have what ever you like mate. That is the point.
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If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 18:57 - Feb 9 with 4451 viewsMoriarty

Porridge with a shot of whiskey, small spoon of sugar and honey.
Rib eye steak, mushrooms, onions, chips.
Bread, butter and tomato and pepper soup.
Cold beer.

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If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 19:16 - Feb 9 with 4411 viewsPecker

If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 18:57 - Feb 9 by Moriarty

Porridge with a shot of whiskey, small spoon of sugar and honey.
Rib eye steak, mushrooms, onions, chips.
Bread, butter and tomato and pepper soup.
Cold beer.


Are you Scottish?
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If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 19:20 - Feb 9 with 4391 viewsOxford_Blue

I think my appetite might be slightly reduced
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