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Joke for the day 10:10 - May 14 with 2202 viewsfuglitown

What’s brown, steams and comes out of cows backwards . The Isle of Wight ferry
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Joke for the day on 10:40 - May 14 with 2156 viewsfactual_blue

Only really works as a verbal joke, using 'cows' and 'Cowes' as homophones.

As you've written it, the only and correct answer is 'cow sh!t'

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Joke for the day on 10:46 - May 14 with 2140 viewsWeWereZombies

Joke for the day on 10:40 - May 14 by factual_blue

Only really works as a verbal joke, using 'cows' and 'Cowes' as homophones.

As you've written it, the only and correct answer is 'cow sh!t'


We're in the Eric Idle 'nudge, nudge, wink, wink' territory here, aren't we? As in 'What's brown and sounds like a bell?'

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Joke for the day on 10:52 - May 14 with 2121 viewsBrixtonBlue

Joke for the day on 10:40 - May 14 by factual_blue

Only really works as a verbal joke, using 'cows' and 'Cowes' as homophones.

As you've written it, the only and correct answer is 'cow sh!t'


The Isle of Wight ferry isn't brown either. This joke doesn't work at all.

I bet Bloots will downarrow this.
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Joke for the day on 10:52 - May 14 with 2122 viewsfuglitown

Joke for the day on 10:40 - May 14 by factual_blue

Only really works as a verbal joke, using 'cows' and 'Cowes' as homophones.

As you've written it, the only and correct answer is 'cow sh!t'


Factual I will have you no I did go to school in my exam s once I got 7 A marks. Absent absent absent etc
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Joke for the day on 10:54 - May 14 with 2119 viewscatch74

Joke for the day on 10:52 - May 14 by fuglitown

Factual I will have you no I did go to school in my exam s once I got 7 A marks. Absent absent absent etc


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Joke for the day on 11:06 - May 14 with 2101 viewsfuglitown

Joke for the day on 10:52 - May 14 by BrixtonBlue

The Isle of Wight ferry isn't brown either. This joke doesn't work at all.


It was when I told it
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Joke for the day on 11:21 - May 14 with 2086 viewsC_HealyIsAPleasure

Well I liked it

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Joke for the day on 11:22 - May 14 with 2085 viewsBasingstokeBlue

Joke for the day on 10:40 - May 14 by factual_blue

Only really works as a verbal joke, using 'cows' and 'Cowes' as homophones.

As you've written it, the only and correct answer is 'cow sh!t'


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Joke for the day on 11:29 - May 14 with 2065 viewsRyorry

Joke for the day on 11:22 - May 14 by BasingstokeBlue

... or “fugli’s jokes”


Slight gender shift required! (unless fugli is female) - but

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Joke for the day on 11:35 - May 14 with 2062 viewsfuglitown

I’ve got 3points I don’t believe it .i think I’m winning some of you over. Alan and anthea eat your heart out. I’m staying
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Joke for the day on 11:42 - May 14 with 2046 viewsRyorry

Joke for the day on 11:35 - May 14 by fuglitown

I’ve got 3points I don’t believe it .i think I’m winning some of you over. Alan and anthea eat your heart out. I’m staying


You didn't win me over with your alleged 3 nights in a hotel room in Suffolk each of the 5 or 6 times a season you take in a game at PR, supposedly travelling from your home in Catterick 🤣

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Joke for the day on 11:50 - May 14 with 2037 viewsfuglitown

Joke for the day on 11:42 - May 14 by Ryorry

You didn't win me over with your alleged 3 nights in a hotel room in Suffolk each of the 5 or 6 times a season you take in a game at PR, supposedly travelling from your home in Catterick 🤣


How dare you incinerator that I said nothing of the kind .
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Joke for the day on 11:54 - May 14 with 2036 viewsRyorry

Joke for the day on 11:50 - May 14 by fuglitown

How dare you incinerator that I said nothing of the kind .


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New here on 19:00 - May 13 by Ryorry

Not far. So, any chance of an occasional lift down to PR? Happy to share fuel costs.


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Joke for the day on 12:11 - May 14 with 2025 viewsMeadowlark

Yes. Which day though?
That's one of the first jokes I ever heard at infant school in 1960!
Of course, in those days the Isle of Wight ferry may well have been brown and was possibly a steam ship, so it was a very funny joke. I am pretty certain that the adjective "smelly" was also included.
Today, the only ferries that operate out of Cowes are Red Funnel ships, so are not brown and are definitely not powered by steam. Whether they leave backwards or not is a moot point as these vessels have identical bows and sterns.
So joke of the day?

What's brown and sticky still works!
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Joke for the day on 18:24 - May 14 with 1878 viewsPecker

Think the ferry is called Red Funnel. NotSure that one works.
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Joke for the day on 21:13 - May 14 with 1809 viewsTangledupin_Blue

Joke for the day on 12:11 - May 14 by Meadowlark

Yes. Which day though?
That's one of the first jokes I ever heard at infant school in 1960!
Of course, in those days the Isle of Wight ferry may well have been brown and was possibly a steam ship, so it was a very funny joke. I am pretty certain that the adjective "smelly" was also included.
Today, the only ferries that operate out of Cowes are Red Funnel ships, so are not brown and are definitely not powered by steam. Whether they leave backwards or not is a moot point as these vessels have identical bows and sterns.
So joke of the day?

What's brown and sticky still works!


That is around the time I first heard it, too. The joke was lost on me as I didn't know that 'Cowes' existed.

And the question was simply "What is brown and steams out of Cowes?"

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Joke for the day on 21:51 - May 14 with 1783 viewsgainsboroughblue

Joke for the day on 11:35 - May 14 by fuglitown

I’ve got 3points I don’t believe it .i think I’m winning some of you over. Alan and anthea eat your heart out. I’m staying


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