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Right then you lot .if you think my jokes are so rubbish here’s one of my better ones. If I brought a greyhound for £500 and called it Mohammed then sold it for £700 have I made a profit.
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My rubbish jokes on 13:21 - May 14 with 1949 views
Again, a joke involving two near-homophones; 'profit' and 'prophet'. Although the two words, if pronounced correctly, don't sound the same, which is why I've described them as near-homophones.
Have you made a profit? That depends how long you kept the greyhound before selling it; food, vet's bills and so forth soon mount up. We need a bit more detail.
My rubbish jokes on 13:21 - May 14 by factual_blue
Again, a joke involving two near-homophones; 'profit' and 'prophet'. Although the two words, if pronounced correctly, don't sound the same, which is why I've described them as near-homophones.
Have you made a profit? That depends how long you kept the greyhound before selling it; food, vet's bills and so forth soon mount up. We need a bit more detail.
Try some jokes that do work when written down.
It was a cash purchase. Bought on the Monday sold on the Tuesday it was a speedy sale.
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My rubbish jokes on 13:58 - May 14 with 1845 views
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