| Joke for the day 10:10 - May 14 with 3282 views | fuglitown |
What’s brown, steams and comes out of cows backwards . The Isle of Wight ferry |  | | |  |
| Joke for the day on 10:40 - May 14 with 3236 views | factual_blue |
Only really works as a verbal joke, using 'cows' and 'Cowes' as homophones.
As you've written it, the only and correct answer is 'cow sh!t' |  |
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| Joke for the day on 10:46 - May 14 with 3220 views | WeWereZombies |
| Joke for the day on 10:40 - May 14 by factual_blue |
Only really works as a verbal joke, using 'cows' and 'Cowes' as homophones.
As you've written it, the only and correct answer is 'cow sh!t' |
We're in the Eric Idle 'nudge, nudge, wink, wink' territory here, aren't we? As in 'What's brown and sounds like a bell?' |  |
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| Joke for the day on 10:52 - May 14 with 3201 views | BrixtonBlue |
| Joke for the day on 10:40 - May 14 by factual_blue |
Only really works as a verbal joke, using 'cows' and 'Cowes' as homophones.
As you've written it, the only and correct answer is 'cow sh!t' |
The Isle of Wight ferry isn't brown either. This joke doesn't work at all. |  |
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| Joke for the day on 10:52 - May 14 with 3202 views | fuglitown |
| Joke for the day on 10:40 - May 14 by factual_blue |
Only really works as a verbal joke, using 'cows' and 'Cowes' as homophones.
As you've written it, the only and correct answer is 'cow sh!t' |
Factual I will have you no I did go to school in my exam s once I got 7 A marks. Absent absent absent etc | | | |
| Joke for the day on 10:54 - May 14 with 3199 views | catch74 |
| Joke for the day on 10:52 - May 14 by fuglitown |
Factual I will have you no I did go to school in my exam s once I got 7 A marks. Absent absent absent etc |
Know way! |  |
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| Joke for the day on 11:06 - May 14 with 3181 views | fuglitown |
| Joke for the day on 10:52 - May 14 by BrixtonBlue |
The Isle of Wight ferry isn't brown either. This joke doesn't work at all. |
It was when I told it | | | |
| Joke for the day on 11:22 - May 14 with 3165 views | BasingstokeBlue |
| Joke for the day on 10:40 - May 14 by factual_blue |
Only really works as a verbal joke, using 'cows' and 'Cowes' as homophones.
As you've written it, the only and correct answer is 'cow sh!t' |
... or “fugli’s jokes” |  |
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| Joke for the day on 11:29 - May 14 with 3145 views | Ryorry |
| Joke for the day on 11:22 - May 14 by BasingstokeBlue |
... or “fugli’s jokes” |
Slight gender shift required! (unless fugli is female) - but  |  |
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| Joke for the day on 11:35 - May 14 with 3142 views | fuglitown |
I’ve got 3points I don’t believe it .i think I’m winning some of you over. Alan and anthea eat your heart out. I’m staying | | | |
| Joke for the day on 11:42 - May 14 with 3126 views | Ryorry |
| Joke for the day on 11:35 - May 14 by fuglitown |
I’ve got 3points I don’t believe it .i think I’m winning some of you over. Alan and anthea eat your heart out. I’m staying |
You didn't win me over with your alleged 3 nights in a hotel room in Suffolk each of the 5 or 6 times a season you take in a game at PR, supposedly travelling from your home in Catterick 🤣 | |
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| Joke for the day on 11:50 - May 14 with 3117 views | fuglitown |
| Joke for the day on 11:42 - May 14 by Ryorry |
You didn't win me over with your alleged 3 nights in a hotel room in Suffolk each of the 5 or 6 times a season you take in a game at PR, supposedly travelling from your home in Catterick 🤣 |
How dare you incinerator that I said nothing of the kind . | | | |
| Joke for the day on 11:54 - May 14 with 3116 views | Ryorry |
| Joke for the day on 11:50 - May 14 by fuglitown |
How dare you incinerator that I said nothing of the kind . |
"New here on 19:19 - May 13 with 90 views fuglitown
New here on 19:00 - May 13 by Ryorry
Not far. So, any chance of an occasional lift down to PR? Happy to share fuel costs.
Fugli: "Not a problem we go down Friday night stay at Bedford lodge Newmarket fri sat sun come home mon. Wife can’t drive down and back in one day we make a weekend of it." [Post edited 14 May 2020 11:56]
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| Joke for the day on 12:11 - May 14 with 3105 views | Meadowlark |
Yes. Which day though?
That's one of the first jokes I ever heard at infant school in 1960!
Of course, in those days the Isle of Wight ferry may well have been brown and was possibly a steam ship, so it was a very funny joke. I am pretty certain that the adjective "smelly" was also included.
Today, the only ferries that operate out of Cowes are Red Funnel ships, so are not brown and are definitely not powered by steam. Whether they leave backwards or not is a moot point as these vessels have identical bows and sterns.
So joke of the day?
What's brown and sticky still works! |  | | |
| Joke for the day on 18:24 - May 14 with 2958 views | Pecker |
Think the ferry is called Red Funnel. NotSure that one works. |  | | |
| Joke for the day on 21:13 - May 14 with 2889 views | Tangledupin_Blue |
| Joke for the day on 12:11 - May 14 by Meadowlark |
Yes. Which day though?
That's one of the first jokes I ever heard at infant school in 1960!
Of course, in those days the Isle of Wight ferry may well have been brown and was possibly a steam ship, so it was a very funny joke. I am pretty certain that the adjective "smelly" was also included.
Today, the only ferries that operate out of Cowes are Red Funnel ships, so are not brown and are definitely not powered by steam. Whether they leave backwards or not is a moot point as these vessels have identical bows and sterns.
So joke of the day?
What's brown and sticky still works! |
That is around the time I first heard it, too. The joke was lost on me as I didn't know that 'Cowes' existed.
And the question was simply "What is brown and steams out of Cowes?" |  |
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| Joke for the day on 21:51 - May 14 with 2863 views | gainsboroughblue |
| Joke for the day on 11:35 - May 14 by fuglitown |
I’ve got 3points I don’t believe it .i think I’m winning some of you over. Alan and anthea eat your heart out. I’m staying |
You're not fit to lace Alan and Anthea's boots. |  |
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