| Which 5 TWTD posters are you inviting to your socially distanced garden party? (n/t) 21:23 - May 28 with 2819 views | Dubtractor |
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| Which 5 TWTD posters are you inviting to your socially distanced garden party? ( on 21:33 - May 28 with 2781 views | vapour_trail |
This depends dubbers. If they’re in my garden, we can have some food, some tunes and a dance. I’ll choose some likely lads / lasses.
If it’s on the Cummings estate in Durham, I can distance properly so might choose a different less likely five. |  |
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| Which 5 TWTD posters are you inviting to your socially distanced garden party? ( on 21:34 - May 28 with 2774 views | Dubtractor |
| Which 5 TWTD posters are you inviting to your socially distanced garden party? ( on 21:33 - May 28 by vapour_trail |
This depends dubbers. If they’re in my garden, we can have some food, some tunes and a dance. I’ll choose some likely lads / lasses.
If it’s on the Cummings estate in Durham, I can distance properly so might choose a different less likely five. |
Are there any lasses on here now?
Get the impression it is a massive sausage fest. | |
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| Which 5 TWTD posters are you inviting to your socially distanced garden party? ( on 21:40 - May 28 with 2752 views | WD19 |
| Which 5 TWTD posters are you inviting to your socially distanced garden party? ( on 21:34 - May 28 by Dubtractor |
Are there any lasses on here now?
Get the impression it is a massive sausage fest. |
There are certainly plenty of massive wangers in evidence. |  | | |
| Which 5 TWTD posters are you inviting to your socially distanced garden party? ( on 21:49 - May 28 with 2734 views | sparks |
I am reporting this as abuse. It has been posted purely to troll me as I never get invited on these hypothetical party type threads.
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| Which 5 TWTD posters are you inviting to your socially distanced garden party? ( on 22:07 - May 28 with 2699 views | vapour_trail |
| Which 5 TWTD posters are you inviting to your socially distanced garden party? ( on 21:34 - May 28 by Dubtractor |
Are there any lasses on here now?
Get the impression it is a massive sausage fest. |
I never answer these, but go on then, I’m inviting your good self dubbers, jeera as my soux chef, melford, the boy funge (that got auto corrected to fingering which is disturbing), and for some wisdom, Lucan.
If I can have someone to man the cloakroom perhaps sparks will be available. | |
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| Which 5 TWTD posters are you inviting to your socially distanced garden party? ( on 22:09 - May 28 with 2694 views | WD19 |
| Which 5 TWTD posters are you inviting to your socially distanced garden party? ( on 21:49 - May 28 by sparks |
I am reporting this as abuse. It has been posted purely to troll me as I never get invited on these hypothetical party type threads.
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OK....especially for you:
Sparks, Callis, Darth, Herbivore, Facters and Lankhenners.
I’ll give it a miss to make space for Sparks.
Don’t piss on the flower beds. | | | |
| Which 5 TWTD posters are you inviting to your socially distanced garden party? ( on 22:16 - May 28 with 2656 views | fabian_illness |
| Which 5 TWTD posters are you inviting to your socially distanced garden party? ( on 22:09 - May 28 by WD19 |
OK....especially for you:
Sparks, Callis, Darth, Herbivore, Facters and Lankhenners.
I’ll give it a miss to make space for Sparks.
Don’t piss on the flower beds. |
That sounds a really fun night mate. |  | | |
| Which 5 TWTD posters are you inviting to your socially distanced garden party? ( on 22:17 - May 28 with 2651 views | Dubtractor |
I think I'll go for the following on this occasion.
Chris Swailes
Vappers
Funge
Jake
Melford | |
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| Which 5 TWTD posters are you inviting to your socially distanced garden party? ( on 22:23 - May 28 with 2627 views | sparks |
| Which 5 TWTD posters are you inviting to your socially distanced garden party? ( on 22:09 - May 28 by WD19 |
OK....especially for you:
Sparks, Callis, Darth, Herbivore, Facters and Lankhenners.
I’ll give it a miss to make space for Sparks.
Don’t piss on the flower beds. |
I dont want to come. | |
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| Which 5 TWTD posters are you inviting to your socially distanced garden party? ( on 22:23 - May 28 with 2626 views | SpruceMoose |
| Which 5 TWTD posters are you inviting to your socially distanced garden party? ( on 22:17 - May 28 by Dubtractor |
I think I'll go for the following on this occasion.
Chris Swailes
Vappers
Funge
Jake
Melford |
Do these guys get a plus one because I reckon I could tempt Swailes to bring me as his date...? |  |
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| Which 5 TWTD posters are you inviting to your socially distanced garden party? ( on 22:25 - May 28 with 2623 views | jeera |
I reckon I could comfortably name 40 so that would mean 8 garden parties.
Yours sounds like a right music fest so you've definitely picked the right bods for that.
Dunno what you lot are going to eat though cos I'm grabbing Bully and his pizza oven and Stokie for his cooking skills.
Yes, you have Mellors but he'll be off his face and won't be cooking food. |  |
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| Which 5 TWTD posters are you inviting to your socially distanced garden party? ( on 22:28 - May 28 with 2595 views | Dubtractor |
| Which 5 TWTD posters are you inviting to your socially distanced garden party? ( on 22:25 - May 28 by jeera |
I reckon I could comfortably name 40 so that would mean 8 garden parties.
Yours sounds like a right music fest so you've definitely picked the right bods for that.
Dunno what you lot are going to eat though cos I'm grabbing Bully and his pizza oven and Stokie for his cooking skills.
Yes, you have Mellors but he'll be off his face and won't be cooking food. |
I was kind of hoping Mellers would bring some to share tbh..... | |
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| Which 5 TWTD posters are you inviting to your socially distanced garden party? ( on 22:31 - May 28 with 2584 views | jeera |
| Which 5 TWTD posters are you inviting to your socially distanced garden party? ( on 22:28 - May 28 by Dubtractor |
I was kind of hoping Mellers would bring some to share tbh..... |
I'm sure he would - he's a good guy.
Still doesn't help out where the food's concerned though. | |
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| Which 5 TWTD posters are you inviting to your socially distanced garden party? ( on 22:40 - May 28 with 2568 views | Ftnfwest |
Warkystache (as long as he brings Tel if that counts), Lucan, Ulla (to bring some tension) and Jeera. Smithers Jones as sub. [Post edited 28 May 2020 22:42]
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| Which 5 TWTD posters are you inviting to your socially distanced garden party? ( on 23:55 - May 28 with 2471 views | J2BLUE |
I always go for the same people so this time i'm going for some underappreciated posters.
Callis
m14_blue
Sparks
Dolly
Footers
eireblue |  |
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| Which 5 TWTD posters are you inviting to your socially distanced garden party? ( on 00:00 - May 29 with 2447 views | jeera |
| Which 5 TWTD posters are you inviting to your socially distanced garden party? ( on 23:55 - May 28 by J2BLUE |
I always go for the same people so this time i'm going for some underappreciated posters.
Callis
m14_blue
Sparks
Dolly
Footers
eireblue |
As you have too many there I'm guessing you won't be present, so we'll be out on the beer somewhere with 3 others.
Edit: 4 others ffs. [Post edited 29 May 2020 0:01]
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| Which 5 TWTD posters are you inviting to your socially distanced garden party? ( on 00:31 - May 29 with 2401 views | J2BLUE |
| Which 5 TWTD posters are you inviting to your socially distanced garden party? ( on 00:00 - May 29 by jeera |
As you have too many there I'm guessing you won't be present, so we'll be out on the beer somewhere with 3 others.
Edit: 4 others ffs. [Post edited 29 May 2020 0:01]
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Hmm good point.
Perhaps we'll be nextdoor with four others. Then we can remove two fence panels at least 2m apart and swap people around. | |
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| Which 5 TWTD posters are you inviting to your socially distanced garden party? ( on 02:33 - May 29 with 2363 views | Illinoisblue |
Unstable, Spruce, Lucan, Something and ITFC Forever |  |
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| Which 5 TWTD posters are you inviting to your socially distanced garden party? ( on 07:06 - May 29 with 2269 views | bluelagos |
| Which 5 TWTD posters are you inviting to your socially distanced garden party? ( on 22:23 - May 28 by sparks |
I dont want to come. |
Love it.
You have reminded me of a scooterist who joined a biker forum (background - many bikers recognise scooterists as the lowest form of transport users, basically bikers who can't ride properly)
He tried very hard to arrange a meet, about a dozen times moaning that no one ever wanted to meet him (it was cos he was scooter scum) and that we were an unfriendly bunch etc. Eventually some people relented and the evening meet was arranged at the Ace cafe.
Little c*nt never turned up :-) |  |
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| Which 5 TWTD posters are you inviting to your socially distanced garden party? ( on 07:40 - May 29 with 2246 views | dissboy2 |
no-one loves me and I don't care  |  | | |
| Which 5 TWTD posters are you inviting to your socially distanced garden party? ( on 07:47 - May 29 with 2234 views | m14_blue |
| Which 5 TWTD posters are you inviting to your socially distanced garden party? ( on 23:55 - May 28 by J2BLUE |
I always go for the same people so this time i'm going for some underappreciated posters.
Callis
m14_blue
Sparks
Dolly
Footers
eireblue |
Always liked you J2 | | | |
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